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I'm cooking steak and it's smoking
It's bad for me, but anyway.
I'm quitting cigarette smoking
It's bad for me, but anyway.
Too many television rays
Too many television waves
And then begin to see what you do to me, the symphony is not for free.
And then begin to see what you're doing to me, this MTV is not for free.
Because the hawk brings you back
Because the hook brings you back
Because the heart brings you back
Because the hook brings you back
Because the hump brings you back.
Because the hook brings you back.
Her infamous big t***ies
Of hip three-minute ditties
I flipped too many titties.
Of hip three minute ditties.
I kicked her in the t*tt**s.
Of hip three minute ditties.
I wouldn't want to date you.
I will go on all day, hear what I say
I've bit too many titties
Of hip three minute ditties
If I'm doing a jaw
If I'm doing my job
No matter how much we all loved her.
No matter how much Peter loved her.
No matter how much we're out of touch
No matter how much Peter loved her
Oh man she can't rely
On that you can rely
Oh man she can’t rely
On that you can rely
On that, chickens rely.
On that you can rely.
Our Mexican will lie
On that you can rely
So desperately I sing to thee of love.
Sure but also Reagan pagan Fagin fear of self.
or
Sign off so Rin Tin Tin can cure himself.
So desperately I sing to thee of love.
Sure, but also rage and hate and pain and fear of self.
So desperately I sing to thee of love
Sure, but I still radiate with hate and fear itself.
So desperately I sing to thee of love
Sure, but also rage and hate and pain and fear of self.
Suck a D*** suck a d*** suck a d***
Like your Rin Tin Tin or Amber Lynn
Suck it in suck it in suck it in
If you're Rin Tin Tin or Anne Boleyn
Suck it in
Suck it in like you're Rin-Tin-Tin or in Berlin.
Suck it in
Suck it in like you're Rin-Tin-Tin or Anne Boleyn.
Suck it in
Suck it in like you're Rin-Tin-Tin or Irving Berlin.
or
Suck it in
Suck it in like you're Rin-Tin-tin or Anne Bolin
Suck it in
Suck it in like you're Rin Tin Tin or Anne Boleyn.
Suck it in, suck it in, suck it in
If you're Rin Tin Tin on Ritalin.
Suck it in, suck it in, suck it in
If you're Rin Tin Tin or Anne Boleyn.
Suck it in
Suck it in like you're Rin Tin Tin or ramblin'.
Suck it in
Suck it in like you're Rin Tin Tin or Anne Boleyn.
That makes you feel I'll co-pay
That makes you feel I'll convey
The whole team feels bad
Because the hook brings you back
This MTV is not for free.
This OPC is killing me.
This MTV is not for free.
It's so PC it's killing me.
To confuse the issue of reform.
To confuse the issue I refer.
What may depend with years to come
What made the Pan refuse to grow
Pan, as in Peter Pan
When I'm feeling stuck and need a buck
I don't want to run amuck.
When I'm feeling stuck and need a buck
I don't rely on luck.
When the feeling stuck in me in fact
When I'm feeling stuck and need a buck
'Cause it's your violence to keep things up
It's a sure fire way to speed things up
Ah la bumble, dangit, ziggy (garbled bit)
And I've got some news for you
You see my ships go down no matter what you drop
And there ain't a whole lot that you can do
Tra la la la la bomba dear this is the pilot speaking
And I've got some news for you
It seems my ship still stands no matter what you drop
And there ain't a whole lot that you can do
All I do is say I don't mind.
As we sit, so shall we find.
And I'll lie too and say I don't mind
And as we seek so shall we find.
And when it's feeling over, I'll still be here
But now I'll certainly reappear.
And when you're feeling open, I'll still be here
But not without a certain degree of fear.
Ariel, why you wanna give me the runaround
But you, why you wanna give me the runaround
Aurielle, why you want to give me the runaround
But you, why you wanna give me the runaround
Aw yeah!
Why you wanna give me a run-around?
And use your violin to heat things up
When all I want is solo; I'll be down.
But you
Why you wanna give me a run-around?
It's a sure fire way to speed things up
But all it does is slow me down.
Bloody hell, why you wanna give me a runaround?
But you, why you wanna give me a runaround?
Buddy L, Why you wanna give me a runaround
But you, why you wanna give me a runaround
Buddy one
Why you gotta spin me around and around?
But you
Why you gotta give me the runaround?
Could you?
Why you want to give me what I want?
or
For you.
Why you want to give me round and round?
or
For you.
Why you want to give me round and round?
But you.
Why you wanna give me a run-around?
I hope and pray that next Sunday they let you stay
I hope and pray that there's something left to say
I like divin' off a rock
So don't you feed me a line.
And it doesn't have to rhyme
So don't you feed me a line.
I like to-a-tee, I don't mind
And I'll lie too and say I don't mind
I love you 'til the fortune candles on your cake.
I love you to the point you can no longer take.
I shall drink in an honest people
Yeah, I won't drink in an always people.
I shall drink in and always be full
Yeah, I will drink it and always be full.
I shall drink in and always be full
Yeah and my cup shall always be full
or
I shall drink in and always be full
But I won't drink in and always be full.
I shall drink in and always be full
Yeah I will drink it and always be full.
I'll love you till there's fourteen candles on the cake
I love you to the point you can no longer take.
I'm not Tootie and I don't mind...
And I'll lie too and say I don't mind
I've grown a little city boy
I've grown a little cynical
It's your violin to speed things up.
And it's a surefire way to speed things up.
Once upon a midnight Erie
Once upon a midnight dearie
Once upon a midnight clearing
Once upon a midnight, Dearie
Once upon a midnight dreary
or
Once upon a midnight eerie
Once upon a midnight dearie
Once upon a midnight teary
Once upon a midnight dearie
Once upon a midnight theory
Once upon a midnight dearie
Perhaps I've grown a little synagogue.
Perhaps I've grown a little cynical.
So watch out, Phil, because mine as well
So what you feel becomes mine as well
This is the part of speech
This is the pilot speaking
Well it's your violin that speeds things up
It's a surefire way to speed things up
What I wouldn't give to run around
Why you wanna give me a run-around?
What's your's and mine, the fish who farted
What's yours and mine, the fishing's fine.
What's yours and mine, I think she farted.
What's yours and mine, the fishing's fine.
What's yours and mine, a patient farted
And there's nothing that can rot
So you can feed me a lot.
What's yours and mine, the fishing's fine
And it doesn't have to rhyme
So don't you feed me a line.
What's yours and mine, my vision's fine.
What's yours and mine, the fishing's fine.
What's yours and mine, the vision's fine.
What's yours and mine, the fishing's fine.
What's yours is mine, I think she farted.
What's yours and mine, the fishing's fine.
When all it does is a hold-me-down
When all it does is slow me down
Why you got me a video run-around
Why you wanna give me a run-around
á la Gucci, I don't mind
And I'll lie too and say I don't mind
…when all it does is hold me down?
…when all it does is slow me down?
Party on!
Why you gotta give me run-around?
But you
Why you wanna give me a run-around?
Buddy, yo! Why you wanna give me the runaround?
But you, why you wanna give me the runaround?
Buddy, you, why you wanna give me a one-on-one?
It's a sure fine way to keep in touch
When all it does is slow me down.
But you, why you wanna give me a runaround?
It's a sure fire way to speed things up
But all it does is slow me down.
Party on! You wanna give me a runaround?
It's sure if you wait to speed things up
But all it does is slow me down.
But you, why you wanna give me a runaround?
It's a sure fire way to speed things up
But all it does is slow me down.
The way she farted.
The fishin's fine and...
The end-center is getting harder.
The answers are getting harder.
I'm standing here Mr. Destiny,
If you wanna talk, you're an hour late,
If you don't so what,
cause you don't scare me
I'm standing here Mr. Destiny,
If you wanna talk, then I'll relate
If you don't so what,
cause you don't scare me
"Theme from 'Roseanne' (Season 9)"
A thousand killers is making us stronger
We're gonna last longer than the greatest wall of China.
If what doesn't kill us is making us stronger
We're gonna last longer like the Great Wall of China.
"Theme from 'Roseanne' (Season 9)"
If what doesn't kill us is making us stronger
We're gonna last longer
Take the Great Wall of China
And wrap it with chrome.
If what doesn't kill us is making us stronger
We're gonna last longer
Like the Great Wall of China
Or that rabbit with the drum.
"Theme from 'Roseanne' (Season 9)"
What doesn't kill us, is making us stronger
We're gonna last longer
Than the greatest, wall in China
Or that rappid little drum
If there's anything I learned
While waiting for my turn
It's that in each life we get some rain fall
But we you also get a someone.
If what doesn't kill us is making us stronger
We're gonna last longer
Like the Great Wall of China
Or that rabbit with the drum
If there's one thing that I learned
While waiting for my turn
Is that in each life some rain falls
But you also get some sun.
"Theme from Roseanne (Season 9)"
I’m a magnet with a drum
Or the rabbit with the drum
Seemingly a reference to the Energizer Bunny.
"Theme from Roseanne (Season 9)"
Peter Rabbit, Benjamin Bunny
Or the rabbit with the drum
"Theme from Roseanne (season 9)"
Or that rabbit with the trope
Or that rabbit with the drum
Observantly, that refers to the Energizer Bunny.
I am bode and only
I am vulnerably