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"Above the Waterline (alt. Baywatch theme season 1)"
Some birds in a perfect blue sky
Sunburns and a perfect blue sky
All the boys say she's got style
She's got Bette Davis eyes
All the boys think she's a spy
She's got Bette Davis eyes.
All the boys think "Jesus Christ"
She's got Bette Davis eyes.
All the boys think she's a spy
She's got Bette Davis eyes.
All the boys think she's a spa
She's got Bette Davis ice.
All the boys think she's a spy
She's got Bette Davis eyes.
All the boys think she's a spaz.
All the boys think she's a spy.
All the boys think she's a spice.
All the boys think she's a spy.
And she knows just how to make a cold lunch.
or
And she knows just what it takes to make a cold lunch.
And she knows just what it takes to make a pro blush.
And she knows just what it takes to make a clothesbrush
And she knows just what it takes to make a pro blush.
And she knows just what it takes to make a crow blush She's got credit problem stand outside She's got Bette Davis eyes
And she knows just what it takes to make a pro blush She's got Greta Garbo stand-off sighs She's got Bette Davis eyes.
And she knows just what it takes to make a crow blush
She's got credit problem stand outside
She's got Bette Davis eyes
And she knows just what it takes to make a pro blush
She's got Greta Garbo stand-off sighs
She's got Bette Davis eyes
And she knows just what it takes to make a crow blush
And she knows just what it takes to make a pro blush.
And she knows just what it takes to make a goat blush.
And she knows just what it takes to make a pro blush.
And she knows just what it takes to make a pearl blush
or
And she knows just what it takes to make a good lunch
or
And she knows just what it takes to make a good lunch
And she knows just what it takes to make a pro blush
And she knows just what it takes to make a problem
And she knows just what it takes to make a pro blush
And she knows just what it takes to make a road rush
She's got 'gretty globble' step up sign
She's got better days in the sun.
And she knows just what it takes to make a pro blush
She's got Greta Garbo stand-up sighs
She's got Bette Davis eyes.
And she knows just what it takes to make your blood rush
She's got a pair of goggles, standard-size
She's got Bette Davis eyes.
And she knows just what it takes to make a pro blush
She's got Greta Garbo stand-off sighs
She's got Bette Davis eyes.
And she'll teach you, she'll unease you
Hot the bathtub just to please you
She's precocious, and she knows just
What it takes to make a pro lunch
She's got credit cards standing outside
She's got better Davis eyes.
And she'll tease you, she'll unease you
All the better just to please you
She's precocious, and she knows just
What it takes to make a pro blush
She got Greta Garbo's standoff sighs,
she's got Bette Davis eyes.
And she'll tease you, she'll adhese you
A bathtub just to please you.
And she'll tease you, she'll unease you
All the better just to please you.
And she'll tease you, she'll unease you
All the bad stuff just to please you.
And she'll tease you, she'll unease you
All the better just to please you.
And she'll tease you, she'll unease you
Haul a bathtub just to please you.
And she'll tease you, she'll unease you
All the better just to please you.
And she'll tease you, she'll unease you
Have a bad time just to please you.
And she'll tease you, she'll unease you
All the better just to please you.
And she'll tease you, she'll unease you
How the bathtub jives to please you
And she'll tease you, she'll unease you
All the better just to please you.
And she'll tease you, she's uneasy
Hug the bathtub just to please you
or
Hug the butter just to please you
(Later)
She'll lay your heart on the floor
She got Bette Davis eyes
She'll take a fumble around you
Roll you like you were woodlice until you become blue
She's got Bette Davis eyes
She'll expose you, when she shows you
Off her feet with the crumbs she throws you
And she'll tease you, she'll unease you
All the better just to please you (Later) She'll lay you on a throne
She got Bette Davis eyes
She'll take a tumble on you
Roll you like you were dice until you come out blue
She's got Bette Davis eyes
She'll expose you, when she snows you
Offer feed with the crumbs she throws you
And she'll tease you
She'll adhease you
Hop the bathtub just to please you.
And she'll tease you
She'll unease you
All the better just to please you.
Baby Davis eyes
Bette Davis eyes
Better days besides
Bette Davis eyes
Better days desired
Bette Davis eyes
Better devil's eyes
Bette Davis eyes
Bren Davicize
Bette Davis eyes
Fill the bathtub just to please you
All the better just to please you.
Fill the bathtub just to please you
All the better just to please you
Fill the bathub just to please you
All the better just to please you
Fleas got better days than I.
She's got Bette Davis eyes.
Greta Garbo, stand aside
She's got Bette Davis eyes.
She's got Greta Garbo standoff sighs
She's got Bette Davis eyes.
Hard to feed with the crumbs she throws you
Off your feet with the crumbs she throws you
Haul the bathtub just to please you
All the better just to please you
Have a bad time just to please you
All the better just to please you.
Heat the bathtub just to please you.
All the better just to please you.
Her hair is heart of gold
Her hair is Harlow gold.
Her hair is hollow gold.
Her hair is Harlow gold.
Her hands are never combed
Her hands are never cold
Her head's a hollow bowl.
Her hair is Harlow gold.
Hog the bathtub just to please you.
All the better just to please you.
Hope you bleed with the crutch she throws you
Off your feet with the crumbs she throws you
Hot the bathtub just to please you
She's precocious
And she knows just what it takes to make a crow blush
She got credit cards stand off sighs
She's got better days besides.
All the better just to please you
She's precocious
And she knows just what it takes to make a pro blush
She's got Greta Garbo stand off sighs
She's got Bette Davis eyes.
Oh, boy! I think she's a spaz!
All the boys think she's a spy.
Out to feed with the crows, she throws you
Off your feet with the crumbs she throws you
Mine is a much better-fitting lyric
Patty Davis eyes
Bette Davis eyes
Penny Day disguise
Bette Davis eyes
She got Credit Karma, stand outside
She got Greta Garbo standoff sighs
She got Greta Garbo in her thighs
She got Greta Garbo's standoff sighs
Hey, they were about the same age!
She got better days than nights
She got Bette Davis eyes
My wife straightened me out that I was wrong about the lyrics, but I thought that was the title of the song for quite a while.
She got better take her time
She's got Bette Davis eyes
She knows just what it takes to make a crow blush
And she knows just what it takes to make a pro blush.
She knows just what it takes to make a crow blush
She knows just what it takes to make a pro blush
She knows just what it takes to make a problem.
She knows just what it takes to make a pro blush.
She knows just what it takes to make a program.
She knows just what it takes to make a pro blush.
She lets her daddy decide.
She's got Bette Davis eyes.
She makes Greta Garbo stand outside
She's got Greta Garbo standoff sighs
She'll adhese you
She'll unease you
She'll adhesive
She'll unease you.
She'll expose you,
when she snores you
She'll expose you,
when she snows you
She'll expose you, when she knows you
She'll expose you, when she snows you
She'll expose you
When she snows you
Hope you bleed which the crutch she throws you.
She'll expose you
When she snows you
Off your feet with the crumbs she throws you.
She'll let you take her home
It whets her appetite
She'll lay ya on the phone
She got Bette Davis eyes.
She'll let you take her home
It whets her appetite
She'll lay you on her throne
She got Bette Davis eyes.
She'll let you take her home
Whets her appetite
She'll lay you on the floor
She got Bette Davis eyes.
She'll let you take her home
It whets her appetite
She'll lay you on her throne
She got Bette Davis eyes.
She's been cautious
She's precocious
She's gor Greta Garbo standard thighs
She's got Greta Garbo standoff sighs
She's got 30 days besides
She's got Bette Davis eyes
She's got 30 days to die.
She's got Bette Davis eyes.
She bakes better tastin' pies
or
She has better days besides
or
She's got better taste than I
or
She's got Bette Davis Thighs
or
She's got Bette Davis Thighs
She's got Bette Davis eyes
She's got Bette Davis thighs.
She's got Bette Davis eyes.
She's got Betty's lazy eye.
She's got Bette Davis eyes.
She's got Daddy Davis eyes
She's got Bette Davis eyes
She's got Greta Garbo standard size
She's got Greta Garbo standoff sighs
She's got Greta Garbo standup thighs
She's got Greta Garbo standoff sighs
She's got Greta Garbo still outsized.
She's got Greta Garbo standoff sighs.
She's got Greta Garbo's hand outside
She's got Greta Garbo stand-off sighs
She's got Greta Garbo's inner thighs.
She's got Bette Davis eyes.
She's got Greta Garbo stand-off sighs.
She's got Bette Davis eyes.
She's got Greta Garbo's pin-up size.
She's got Greta Garbo standoff sighs.
She's got Patti Davis eyes.
She's got Bette Davis eyes.
She's got Sammy Davis eyes.
She's got Bette Davis eyes.
She's got a great toboggan, standard size
She's got Bette Davis eyes.
She's got Greta Garbo stand off sighs
She's got Bette Davis eyes.
She's got better day visage.
She's got Bette Davis eyes.
She's got better days aside.
She's got Bette Davis eyes.
She's got better days aside.
She's got Bette Davis eyes.
She's got better days besides
She's got Bette Davis eyes
She's got better days inside
She's got Bette Davis eyes
She's got better days of size.
She's got Bette Davis eyes.
She's got better days set aside
She's got Bette Davis Eyes
She's got better days than nights
She's got Bette Davis eyes
She's got better days, besides.
She's got Bette Davis eyes.
She's got better legs than thighs.
She's got Bette Davis eyes.
She's got better taste than mine.
She's got Bette Davis eyes.
She's got better ways to fly.
She's got Bette Davis eyes.
She's got credit card stand-up size
She's got Greta Garbo stand-off sighs
She's got credit problems still outside.
She's got Greta Garbo stand-off sighs.
She's got credit problems, stand outside
She's got Bette Davis eyes
She's got Greta Garbo standoff sighs
She's got Bette Davis eyes.
She's got credit problems, stands outside
She's got better days aside
She's got Greta Garbo stand-up sighs
She's got Bette Davis eyes.
She's got dedicated eyes.
She's got Bette Davis eyes.
She's got macadamia nuts
She's got Bette Davis eyes
She's got meditation-itis.
She's got Bette Davis eyes.
She's got saddlebags besides.
She's got Bette Davis eyes
She's got thirty days to decide.
She's got Bette Davis eyes.
She's got this New York show
She's pure as New York snow
She's got very dangerous eyes
She's got Bette Davis eyes
She's not kosher,
but she knows just what it takes to make a girl blush.
She's precocious,
and she knows just what it takes to make a pro blush.
Thirty days to die
Bette Davis eyes
We got, better days an' I
She's got Bette Davis eyes
You'll beg her just to please you.
All the better just to please you.
"Crazy in the Night (Barking at Airplanes)" (MP3)
When I hide down in the cupboard
When I hide down in the covers
"Does It Make You Remember"
Is she just a misuse?
Is she just an excuse?
"Does It Make You Remember"
With the pain and the pressure
With the pain and the pleasure
"Draw of the Cards"
And it's all in the drugs of Kim Carnes
And it's all in the draw of the cards
Now why would she be mentioning herself?
"Draw of the Cards"
Do love the small cafe
Can my beers last today?
Boulevard, small cafe
Cavaliers, pass the day
"Draw of the Cards"
Lightening strikes,
Paralyze
Lightening strikes,
Breath of life
"Draw of the Cards"
Sight of hair, hand and face
Chance you take, like a snake
And it's all in the draw of the cards
Sleight of hand, hand of fate
Chance you take, Life's a snake
And it's all in the draw of the cards
"Draw of the Cards"
Whitening strikes
Lightning strikes
"Invisible Hands"
I have your Kodak
I have your photograph
"Invisible Hands"
You need to cry or laugh
You neither cry nor laugh
Gonna give more love and more joy
Than Asian time could ever destroy.
Gonna give you more love and more joy
Than age and time could ever destroy.
Make love, delay
Make love, don't wait
More love and more toys than the age of time could ever destroy.
Oh, Honeycomb. Our love will be so fine.
It'll take a hungry lifetime to bear down.
Hair down, scare down.
More love and more joy than age or time could ever destroy.
Oh, honey now, my love will be so sound.
It'll take a hundred lifetimes to live it down.
Wear it down and tear it down.
My love will be suicide.
My love will be so sound.
Wear a towel, take a towel
Wear it down, tear it down
"Never Trust a Stranger"
The thrill of his kids
The thrill of his kiss
"Room Enough for Two"
Has a city feud with a flu shot above
Has a city view with a blue sky above
"Room Enough for Two"
You just might be surprised what my heart would desire
You just might be surprised what my heart would design
Theme song from My Sister Sam.
"Voyeur"
Foyer, foyer
Are you up tonight?
Voyeur, voyeur
Are ya hot tonight?