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Fun Music Information -> Kim Carnes
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New Band Names:
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| Kim Cranes | Always thought her name was this | Cassie Grandstaff |
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Sandy Duncan Eye" | "Bette Davis Eyes" | Sheila Oh |
| "Geena Davis Thighs" | "Bette Davis Eyes" | Sheila Oh |
| "Sammy Davis Eye" | "Bette Davis Eyes" | Sheila Oh |
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Invisible Hands," | Wendy Torrance |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "Go Insane," Lindsay Buckingham | "Crazy In The Night (Barking At Airplanes)," Kim Carnes | |
| "Philly Dog," Herbie Mann | "Crazy In The Night (Barking At Airplanes)," Kim Carnes | |
| "Midnite Maniac," Krokus | "Crazy In The Night (Barking At Airplanes)," Kim Carnes | |
| "Crazy Crazy Nights," Kiss | "Crazy In The Night (Barking At Airplanes)," Kim Carnes | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Invisible Hans" originally "Invisible Hands"
Karen Smith
"Chin Letter" originally "Chain Letter"
Wendy Torrance
"Cain Letter" originally "Chain Letter"
Wendy Torrance
"Raw Of The Cards" originally "Draw Of The Cards"
Regina Olsen
"Draw Of The Cars" originally "Draw Of The Cards"
Regina Olsen
There are additional song titles with a letter removed available.
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"My Old Palsy" originally "My Old Pals"
Ruby Gillespie
"Draw Of The Chards" originally "Draw Of The Cards"
Wendy Torrance
"Draw Off The Cards" originally "Draw Of The Cards"
Wendy Torrance
"My Cold Pals" originally "My Old Pals"
Alex
"My Bold Pals" originally "My Old Pals"
Alex
There are additional song titles with a letter added available.
Change a Letter:
"Bette Davis Eves" originally "Bette Davis Eyes"
Well, Bette Davis starred in "All About Eve".
Peter
"Bette Davis Exes" originally "Bette Davis Eyes"
Interesting...
Ed
"Betty Davis Eyes" originally "Bette Davis Eyes"
Pronounced the same way.
Serafina
"Invisible Lands" originally "Invisible Hands"
Jessica Childress
"Invisible Sands" originally "Invisible Hands"
Jessica Childress
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Bette Davis Eyes" | "Carole Lombard’s Legs" | Vincent Paterno |
| "Bette Davis Eyes" | "Mushroom Kingdom Dong" | Hu’s On First |
| "Bette Davis Eyes" | "Richard Widmark Laugh" | Adam Bernstein |
| "Bette Davis Eyes" | "Jerkoff Krookner Eyes" | John A. Barry |
| "She's Got Betty Davis Eyes" | "She's Got Lilly Gish's Eyes" | Lionel Mertens |
| "Bette Davis Eyes" | "Diabetes Thighs" | Patrick Yoness |
| "Bette Davis Eyes" | "Jared Kushner Eyes" | Poo-Poo Pravda |
| "Bette Davis Eyes" | "Judy Garland Eyes" | PikaJoe |
| "Bette Davis Eyes" | "Plenty Spacious Size" | Plumb Bob |
| "Bette Davis Eyes" | "Betty Crocker Thighs" | Tony Wiseguy |
There are additional song parodies available. | ||
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| She's Got You Patsy Cline | Crazy In The Night (Barking At Airplanes) Kim Carnes | She's Got You Crazy In The Night Barking At Airplanes | Edward |
| Give Me The Keys (And I'll Drive You Crazy) Huey Lewis And The News | Crazy In The Night (Barking At Airplanes) Kim Carnes | Give Me The Keys And I'll Drive You Crazy In The Night Barking At Airplanes That's one long and strange duet title! | Edward |
| Touch And Go Crazy Lee Greenwood | Crazy In The Night (Barking At Airplanes) Kim Carnes | Touch And Go Crazy In The Night (Barking At Airplanes | Edward |
| The Story In Your Eyes The Moody Blues | Bette Davis Eyes Kim Carnes | The Story In Your Bette Davis Eyes | Ian |
| There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Vikkim Carrnes
Vikki Carr combined with Kim Carnes
The performers' first names share a "ki" substring, and both surnames begin with "Car"!
Submitted By: Ben Dover
Andy Kim Carnes
Andy Kim combined with Kim Carnes
Submitted By: Dinah Bartilson
Lil' Kim Carnes
Lil' Kim combined with Kim Carnes
Submitted By: Larry
Mel & Kim Carnes
Mel & Kim combined with Kim Carnes
Submitted By: Candy Welty
There are additional Kim Carnes Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.
Misheard Lyrics:
"More Love"
Misheard Lyrics: Raritan
Original Lyrics: Wear it down
| "Invisible Hands"
Misheard Lyrics: I have your Kodak
Original Lyrics: I have your photograph
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"Does It Make You Remember"
Misheard Lyrics: Is she just a misuse?
Original Lyrics: Is she just an excuse?
| "Voyeur"
Misheard Lyrics: Boil
Original Lyrics: Voyeur
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| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Bette Davis Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics: Fill the bathtub just to please you
Original Lyrics: All the better just to please you
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Mitch45 I really thought that Kim was saying this girl is so fake that she’d draw a bath for the man to make him think she cared about him. |
| There are additional misheard stories available. | |
Song Parody Fragments:
"Bette Davis Eyes"
Better Lyrics:
He'll unease you
He'll dispease you
Can't tell the truth
He tells pretty grievous lies
"Public sector grew"- it ain't true
Thinks we're fools
He tells pretty grievous lies
He'll dispease you
Can't tell the truth
He tells pretty grievous lies
"Public sector grew"- it ain't true
Thinks we're fools
He tells pretty grievous lies
Original Lyrics:
She'll tease you
She'll unease you
Just to please ya
She's got Bette Davis eyes
She'll expose you, when she snows you
She knows ya
She's got Bette Davis eyes
She'll unease you
Just to please ya
She's got Bette Davis eyes
She'll expose you, when she snows you
She knows ya
She's got Bette Davis eyes
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Bette Davis Eyes"
Better Lyrics:
All the boys think it's a sty
She's got crusties in her eyes
She's got crusties in her eyes
Original Lyrics:
All the boys think she's a spy
She's got Bette Davis eyes
She's got Bette Davis eyes
Submitted by: Brian
Funniest Song Lyrics:
"Bette Davis Eyes"
The Funny Lyrics: All the boys think she's a spy,
she's got Bette Davis eyes Why They're Funny: So, all the boys mistook this girl for a *spy* because of her droopy eyes?! 'Hey, Mike, check out that girl in our English class! Look at those eyes! Do you think she's a spy for the kgb or something?' I know cold war hysteria was pretty high in early 1980s, but that line always struck me as a desperate leap in logic!
Submitted by: Joy
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Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:
"Bette Davis Eyes"
The Lyrics: Her hair is Harlow gold
Who They Mention: Jean Harlow
Submitted by: shepop
| "Bette Davis Eyes"
The Lyrics: She's got Greta Garbo stand off sighs
Who They Mention: Greta Garbo
Submitted by: shepop
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| There are additional celebrity lyrics available. | |
How to Pronounce a Band Name:
"Kim Karnz
Submitted by: Larry
Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"Love Comes From Unexpected Places"
Opening Lines: Love comes from the most unexpected places
Comments: Submitted by: Sutch
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Made Up Words in Songs:
"Abadabadango"
The Made Up Words: Abadabadango
Comments: "Abadabadango can you hear. It's the rhythm of the heart. That beats for a million years."
Submitted by: shepop
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Song Title Space Change:
"Draw Oft He Cards" originally "Draw Of The Cards"
Submitted by: Faith Spencer
"Betted Avis Eyes" originally "Bette Davis Eyes"
Submitted by: D. Melody Dole, MD
"In Visible Hands" originally "Invisible Hands"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
Band Name Anagrams:
Skim Crane Submitted by: Peggy Pollock
Name's Rick Submitted by: U. Guest It
Minks Care Submitted by: Candy Welty
Scare Mink Submitted by: Candy Welty
Sicker Man Submitted by: Candy Welty
There are additional Band Name Anagrams available.
Song Title Anagrams:
"Redivided Hats" originally "Divided Hearts"
Submitted by: Patricia McClure
"See Betty Davies" originally "Bette Davis Eyes"
Submitted by: Larry
"My Sold Lap" originally "My Old Pals"
Submitted by: Peter
"Moldy Pals" originally "My Old Pals"
Submitted by: Peggy Pollock
"My Old Slap" originally "My Old Pals"
Submitted by: Peggy Pollock
There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.
Lyrics Pronunciation:
"Draw Of The Cards"
The Lyrics: He weaves his web
Bittersweet (Bittersweet, bittersweet) (Bittersweet, bittersweet) Why: Kim pronounces bittersweet as "bit- AH-sweet" while the back-up singers pronounce it correctly.
Submitted by: Sheila Oh
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Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Lazy In The Night (Barking At Pear Cranes)" originally "Crazy In The Night (Barking At Airplanes)"
Submitted by: Pact Like Sardines
"Crazy In The Night (Parking At Bear Lanes)" originally "Crazy In The Night (Barking At Airplanes)"
Submitted by: Bruce Curb
"Crazy In The Night (Arking At Bear Planes)" originally "Crazy In The Night (Barking At Airplanes)"
Submitted by: Bruce Curb
"Betty Avis Dies" originally "Bette Davis Eyes"
Submitted by: She
"Eddie Davis Buys" originally "Bette Davis Eyes"
Submitted by: MOR
There are additional Song Title Spoonerisms available.
Names as a Word Bank:
I can make a screen. Submitted by: Ferragamo
Lyrics Spoonerisms:
"Bette Davis Eyes"
The Lyrics: She's got Greta Garbo stand-off sighs.
Why: She's got Greta Garbo sand off sties.
Submitted by: Nicole Velocin
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Band Name Spoonerisms:
Cam Kirnes originally "Kim Carnes"
Submitted by: She Lazy
Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:
Skin Cream
Because it's an anagram of her name.
Submitted by: That No-one Candy Nye
