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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> C -> Kelly Clarkson
Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Kelly Clarkson that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 269 misheard song lyrics for Kelly Clarkson on amIright currently.
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"A Moment Like This" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
For that bowl of Special K
Original Lyrics:
For that one special kiss
"A Moment Like This" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
For that one special gift
Original Lyrics:
For that one special kiss
"A Moment Like This" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
For that one special kid
Original Lyrics:
For that one special kiss
"A Moment Like This" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Some people leave the lights on
For a moment like this.
For a moment like this.
Original Lyrics:
Some people wait a lifetime
For a moment like this.
For a moment like this.
"A Moment Like This" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Some people search forever for that one special dish.
Original Lyrics:
Some people search forever for that one special kiss.
"A Moment Like This" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Some people search forever for that one special fish.
Original Lyrics:
Some people search forever for that one special kiss.
The first year's winner of Fox's "American Idol" contest.
"A Moment Like This" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Some people search forever, for that one piece of s**t
Original Lyrics:
Some people search forever, for that one special kiss.
"A Moment Like This" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Some people search forever, for that warm, special kiss
Original Lyrics:
Some people search forever, for that one special kiss.
"A Moment Like This" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Some people use a lifeline
Original Lyrics:
Some people wait a lifetime
"A Moment Like This" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Some people wait 'til nighttime
Original Lyrics:
Some people wait a lifetime
"A Moment Like This" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Some people wait a lifetime, for a Mormon like this.
Original Lyrics:
Some people wait a lifetime, for a moment like this.
"A Moment Like This" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Some people wait a lifetime
For a moron like this.
For a moron like this.
Original Lyrics:
Some people wait a lifetime
For a moment like this.
For a moment like this.
"A Moment Like This" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Some people wait a lifetime
For a wombat like this.
For a wombat like this.
Original Lyrics:
Some people wait a lifetime
For a moment like this.
For a moment like this.
"A Moment Like This" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Some people wait a lifetime
To finally take a piss
To finally take a piss
Original Lyrics:
Some people wait a lifetime
For a moment like this.
For a moment like this.
"A Moment Like This" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Some people wait a light time, for a moment like this.
Original Lyrics:
Some people wait a lifetime, for a moment like this.
"A Moment Like This" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What if I told you it was all meant for me
Original Lyrics:
What if I told you it was all meant to be
"A Moment Like This" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What if he told you it was all meant to be?
Original Lyrics:
What if I told you it was all meant to be?
"A Moment Like This" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Would you bully me?
Original Lyrics:
Would you believe me?
"Already Gone"
Misheard Lyrics:
I didn't want to survive...ouch
I didn't come here to hurt you
Now I can't stop
I didn't come here to hurt you
Now I can't stop
Original Lyrics:
I didn't want us to burn out
I didn't come here to hold you
Now I can't stop
I didn't come here to hold you
Now I can't stop
"Already Gone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Remember all the things we bought it
Original Lyrics:
Remember all the things we wanted
"Beautiful Disaster" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He's a dumb as he seems
Original Lyrics:
He's as damned as it seems
"Beautiful Disaster" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He's magic in bed,
Strong as what I believe.
Strong as what I believe.
Original Lyrics:
His magical myth
As strong as what I believe.
As strong as what I believe.
"Beautiful Disaster" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He's soft to the touch, afraid of the antifreeze.
Original Lyrics:
He's soft to the touch, but frayed at the end he breaks.
"Because Of You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And if I die in the middle of the night
Who's gonna save me?
Who's gonna save me?
Original Lyrics:
And now I cry in the middle of the night
For the same damn thing.
For the same damn thing.
"Because Of You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Because of Jews, I never pick up change off the sidewalk.
Original Lyrics:
Because of you, I never stray too far from the sidewalk.
"Because Of You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Because of you, I always throw up on the sidewalk
Original Lyrics:
Because of you, I never stray too far from the sidewalk
"Because Of You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Because of you, I learned to play on the same side so I don't give hup.
Original Lyrics:
Because of you, I learned to play on the safe side so I don't get hurt.
"Because Of You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Because of you, I never stray too far from the cyborg.
Original Lyrics:
Because of you, I never stray too far from the sidewalk.
"Because Of You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Because of you, I never stray too far from the salad bar.
Original Lyrics:
Because of you, I never stray too far from the sidewalk.
"Because Of You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Because of you, I never stray too far from the sideboard.
Original Lyrics:
Because of you, I never stray too far from the sidewalk.
"Because Of You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Because of you, I try my hardest just to f*** at everything.
Original Lyrics:
Because of you, I try my hardest just to forget everything.
"Because Of You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Because of you, I try my hardest
Just to f*** it up again.
Just to f*** it up again.
Original Lyrics:
Because of you, I try my hardest
Just to forget everything.
Just to forget everything.
I was going through the submissions when someone said, 'She was swearing when she wasn't.' I think this is what they may have misheard. But then again, maybe they just got it mixed up or something.
"Because Of You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Because of you, I'm now afraid to fall from the sidewalk
Because of you, I never play on the same side so I don't get hurt.
Because of you, I never play on the same side so I don't get hurt.
Original Lyrics:
Because of you, I never stray too far from the sidewalk
Because of you, I learned to play on the safe side so I don't get hurt.
Because of you, I learned to play on the safe side so I don't get hurt.
"Because Of You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Because of you, I've never trained to fall off a sideboard.
Original Lyrics:
Because of you, I never stray too far from the sidewalk.
"Because Of You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Because of you
I don't know how to let anyone give a s***.
I don't know how to let anyone give a s***.
Original Lyrics:
Because of you
I don't know how to let anyone else in.
I don't know how to let anyone else in.
"Because Of You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Because of you
I learned to play on the same side.
I learned to play on the same side.
Original Lyrics:
Because of you
I learned to play on the safe side.
I learned to play on the safe side.
"Because Of You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Because of you
I never stray too far from the cyborg.
I never stray too far from the cyborg.
Original Lyrics:
Because of you
I never stray too far from the sidewalk.
I never stray too far from the sidewalk.
"Because Of You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Because of you
I tried my hardest just to f***ing everything.
I tried my hardest just to f***ing everything.
Original Lyrics:
Because of you
I try my hardest just to forget everything.
I try my hardest just to forget everything.
[Ed.'s note: Now let's be honest, Ariell. You didn't really think that Kelly used foul language in any of her songs, did you?]
"Because Of You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Because of you
I try my hardest just to flunk at everything.
I try my hardest just to flunk at everything.
Original Lyrics:
Because of you
I tried my hardest just to forget everything.
I tried my hardest just to forget everything.
"Because Of You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Because of you
I went to play with the same sex
So I don't get hurt.
I went to play with the same sex
So I don't get hurt.
Original Lyrics:
Because of you
I learned to play on the safe side
So I don't get hurt.
I learned to play on the safe side
So I don't get hurt.
"Because Of You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Because of you
I'm not afraid to park on the sidewalk.
I'm not afraid to park on the sidewalk.
Original Lyrics:
Because of you
I never stray too far from the sidewalk.
I never stray too far from the sidewalk.
"Because Of You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I learn to play on the same sax over tone get heard.
Original Lyrics:
I learned to play on the safe side so I don't get hurt.
"Because Of You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I never pay on the sidewalk.
Original Lyrics:
I never stray too far from the sidewalk.
"Because Of You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I try my best to flunk at everything.
Original Lyrics:
I try my hardest to forget everything.
"Because Of You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I try my hardest just to f*** at everything.
Original Lyrics:
I try my hardest just to forget everything.
"Because Of You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was so dumb
You should have known better than to scream at me.
You should have known better than to scream at me.
Original Lyrics:
I was so young
You should have known better than to lean on me.
You should have known better than to lean on me.
"Because Of You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I will not make the same meat paste that you did.
Original Lyrics:
I will not make the same mistakes that you did.
"Because of You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And now I cry in the middle of the night
Full of dignity
Full of dignity
Original Lyrics:
And now I cry in the middle of the night
For the same damn thing
For the same damn thing
"Because of You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Caused my heart so much mystery
Original Lyrics:
Cause my heart so much misery
"Because of You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I find it hard to trust not only me, I really want my Ralphie
Original Lyrics:
I find it hard to trust not only me, but everyone around me
"Because of You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I lose my name
or
I lose my age
or
I use my name
or
I lose my age
or
I use my name
Original Lyrics:
I lose my way
"Because of You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I never pray too far from the sidewalk
Original Lyrics:
I never stray too far from the sidewalk
"Because of You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Too far from the Cyborg
Original Lyrics:
Too far from the sidewalk
"Because of You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Too far from the sinus
Original Lyrics:
Too far from the sidewalk
"Because of You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll never fall of anyone else
You just saw your thing
And never cry in the middle of the night
For that same dang thing
You just saw your thing
And never cry in the middle of the night
For that same dang thing
Original Lyrics:
You never thought of anyone else
You just saw your pain
And now I cry in the middle of the night
For the same damn thing
You just saw your pain
And now I cry in the middle of the night
For the same damn thing
"Before Your Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All of my dreams seemed like capsules in the sky.
Original Lyrics:
All of my dreams seemed like castles in the sky.
"Before Your Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When you go in circles
All the semen looks the same.
All the semen looks the same.
Original Lyrics:
When you go in circles
All the scenery looks the same.
All the scenery looks the same.
"Behind These Hazel Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Because of hazelnuts
Original Lyrics:
Behind these hazel eyes
"Behind These Hazel Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Behind these Edelweiss
Original Lyrics:
Behind these hazel eyes
"Behind These Hazel Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Behind these angel eyes
Original Lyrics:
behind these hazel eyes
"Behind These Hazel Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Behind these hate and lies
Original Lyrics:
Behind these hazel eyes
"Behind These Hazel Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Behind these nasal eyes
Original Lyrics:
Behind these hazel eyes
"Behind These Hazel Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But Jews won't get to see the tears I cry.
Original Lyrics:
But you won't get to see the tears I cry.
"Behind These Hazel Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But you won't get to see the tears I cry
I can hardly taste alive.
I can hardly taste alive.
Original Lyrics:
But you won't get to see the tears I cry
Behind these hazel eyes.
Behind these hazel eyes.
"Behind These Hazel Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Deny this, Edelweiss
Original Lyrics:
Behind these hazel eyes
"Behind These Hazel Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Heaven is a lie.
Original Lyrics:
Behind these hazel eyes
"Behind These Hazel Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Here I am once again
I'm turning the biscuits.
I'm turning the biscuits.
Original Lyrics:
Here I am once again
I'm torn into pieces.
I'm torn into pieces.
"Behind These Hazel Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Here I am, once again
I'm burning the pieces.
I'm burning the pieces.
Original Lyrics:
Here I am, once again
I'm torn into pieces.
I'm torn into pieces.
"Behind These Hazel Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Here I am, was again
or
Here I am, was a hen
or
Here I am, once a hen
or
Here I am, was a hen
or
Here I am, once a hen
Original Lyrics:
Here I am, once again
"Behind These Hazel Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Here tonight, then pretend
Just thought you were the one
Just thought you were the one
Original Lyrics:
Can't deny it, can't pretend
Just thought you were the one
Just thought you were the one
"Behind These Hazel Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am dead, once again
I was torn to little pieces.
I was torn to little pieces.
Original Lyrics:
Here I am once again
I'm torn into pieces.
I'm torn into pieces.
"Behind These Hazel Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I barely had it all
Original Lyrics:
I'm barely hanging on
"Behind These Hazel Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I won't get to see the tears I cry
Behind these blinded eyes.
Behind these blinded eyes.
Original Lyrics:
You won't get to see the tears I cry
Behind these hazel eyes.
Behind these hazel eyes.
"Behind These Hazel Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a corn flavored pizza.
Original Lyrics:
I'm torn into peices.
"Behind These Hazel Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm swallowing pizzas.
Original Lyrics:
I'm torn into pieces.
"Behind These Hazel Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just f***ing you were the one.
Original Lyrics:
Just thought you were the one.
"Behind These Hazel Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My heartbeat came alive.
Original Lyrics:
Behind these hazel eyes
"Behind These Hazel Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My name is Edelweiss
Original Lyrics:
Behind these hazel eyes
"Behind These Hazel Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sewn together deep inside
Original Lyrics:
So together deep inside
"Behind These Hazel Eyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't even see the tears I cry
Behind these hazellize
Behind these hazellize
Original Lyrics:
You won't get to see the tears I cry
Behind these hazel eyes.
Behind these hazel eyes.
"Breakaway" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Buildings with a hundred floors
Swingin' round the wild indoors
Swingin' round the wild indoors
Original Lyrics:
Buildings with a hundred floors
Swinging round revolving doors.
Swinging round revolving doors.
"Breakaway" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Buildings with a hundred floors
Swinging out of all indoors.
Swinging out of all indoors.
Original Lyrics:
Buildings with a hundred floors
Swinging round revolving doors.
Swinging round revolving doors.
"Breakaway" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Could have been a small-town.
Original Lyrics:
Grew up in a small town.
"Breakaway" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dreaming of what could be
And if I'd end a pappy.
And if I'd end a pappy.
Original Lyrics:
Dreamin' of what could be
And if I'd end up happy.
And if I'd end up happy.
"Breakaway" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get 'em by a slash chain.
Original Lyrics:
Get onboard a fast train.
"Breakaway" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get a butterfly straight.
Original Lyrics:
Get onboard a fast train.
"Breakaway" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get up on a fast train
Try the large air-plane.
Try the large air-plane.
Original Lyrics:
Get aboard a fast train
Travel on a jet-plane.
Travel on a jet-plane.
"Breakaway" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Grew up in a small town
Add one more and we'd fall down.
Add one more and we'd fall down.
Original Lyrics:
Grew up in a small town
And when the rain would fall down.
And when the rain would fall down.
"Breakaway" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll do what it takes till I touch this guy.
Original Lyrics:
I'll do what it takes till I touch the sky.
"Breakaway" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Out of the darkness and into the sky
or
Out of the darkness and into the stars
or
Out of the darkness and into the stars
Original Lyrics:
Out of the darkness and into the sun
"Breakaway" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Out of the darkness and into this song
Original Lyrics:
Out of the darkness and into the sun
"Breakaway" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Swinging with revolving doors
Original Lyrics:
Swinging 'round revolving doors
"Breakaway" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take some Wisk
Original Lyrics:
Make a wish
(later)
Take a risk
(later)
Take a risk
Wisk is a brand of laundry detergent. This mishearing applies to two different phrases in the song.
"Breakaway" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The banana-nana.
Original Lyrics:
Da-da-da un da-da
Scat singing. This is how some lyrics sites transcribe it.
"Breakaway" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Threw up in a mall john
When the lid would fall down
I'd just stare at my elbow.
When the lid would fall down
I'd just stare at my elbow.
Original Lyrics:
Grew up in a small town
And when the rain would fall down
I'd just stare out my window.
And when the rain would fall down
I'd just stare out my window.
"Breakaway" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Travel on a damn plane, far away (I will)
And break a leg.
And break a leg.
Original Lyrics:
Travel on a jet plane, far away (I will)
And breakaway.
And breakaway.
"Breakaway" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Try and hump a jet plane from far away
And then break a leg.
And then break a leg.
Original Lyrics:
Travel on a jet plane, far away (I will)
And breakaway.
And breakaway.
"Breakaway" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Use some Wisk
Original Lyrics:
Make a wish
(later)
Take a risk
(later)
Take a risk
Two different phrases misheard as the same thing
"Breakaway" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wander down to Walgreens.
Original Lyrics:
Wanna feel the warm breeze.
"Catch My Breath"
Misheard Lyrics:
Catch my beret
Original Lyrics:
Catch my breath
"Catch My Breath"
Misheard Lyrics:
Learning how to relax
Original Lyrics:
Learning how to react
"Catch My Breath"
Misheard Lyrics:
Soda waxing the other half
Original Lyrics:
Shadow boxing the other half
"Catch My Breath"
Misheard Lyrics:
Turning my cheek for the second show
Original Lyrics:
Turning my cheek for the sake of show.
"Catch My Breath"
Misheard Lyrics:
Turning my cheek for this secular show
Original Lyrics:
Turning my cheek for the sake of this show
"Christmas Come Early"
Misheard Lyrics:
Running out of fate
Original Lyrics:
Running out of faith
"Christmas Eve"
Misheard Lyrics:
All of the trees
Original Lyrics:
All of the dreams
"Cry"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm talking in circles
I'm lying, they know it
Why won't this just stop for a wee
I'm lying, they know it
Why won't this just stop for a wee
Original Lyrics:
I'm talking in circles
I'm lying, they know it
Why won't this just all go away
I'm lying, they know it
Why won't this just all go away
"Favourite Kind Of High"
Misheard Lyrics:
You’re my favourite kind of high,
Rushin’ through me like a fart
Rushin’ through me like a fart
Original Lyrics:
You’re my favourite kind of high,
Rushin’ through me like a fire
Rushin’ through me like a fire
"Favourite Kind of High"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're my favourite kind of high,
Rushin' through me like a fart
Rushin' through me like a fart
Original Lyrics:
You're my favourite kind of high,
Rushin' through me like a fire
Rushin' through me like a fire
"Favourite Kind of High"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're my favourite kind of high,
Rushing through me like a fart
Rushing through me like a fart
Original Lyrics:
You're my favourite kind of high,
Rushing through me like a fire
Rushing through me like a fire
"Hear Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm f***ed for all that I've got.
or
I've f***ed for all that I've got.
or
I've f***ed for all that I've got.
Original Lyrics:
I've fought for all that I've got.
"Hear Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm losing solid ground.
Original Lyrics:
I'm lost inside the crowd.
"Heartbeat Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is my happy song.
Original Lyrics:
This is my heartbeat song.
"Heartbeat Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is my haunted song
Original Lyrics:
This is my heartbeat song
"Heartbeat Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is my upbeat song
Original Lyrics:
This is my heartbeat song
"Hello"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hell, no! Is anybody listening?
Original Lyrics:
Hello! Is anybody listening?
"How I Feel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Looks like I met a Mexican
Original Lyrics:
Looks like I made a mess again
"I Do Not Hook Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
I do not hook up, up, I'm fourteen
Original Lyrics:
I do not hook up, up, I fall deep
"I Do Not Hook Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm 14
Original Lyrics:
I fall deep
"I Do Not Hook Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh no, I do not hook up, up I f**k deep
Original Lyrics:
Oh no, I do not hook up, up I fall deep
"I Do Not Hook Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
So if you want me I don't compete
Original Lyrics:
So if you want me I don't come cheap
"I Do Not Hook Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got too much balance
Original Lyrics:
You've got too much talent
"Love So Soft"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love some sauce (some sauce)
Original Lyrics:
Love so soft (so soft).
"Love So Soft"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love summer sauce (some sauce)
Original Lyrics:
Love so soft (so soft)
"Miss Independent" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
By keeping her heart protected
She'll never ever feel injected.
She'll never ever feel injected.
Original Lyrics:
By keeping her heart protected
She'll never ever feel rejected.
She'll never ever feel rejected.
"Miss Independent" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Good bay on yous wel love is never true!
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye to you where love is true!
"Miss Independent" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Help her off her floor
Original Lyrics:
Help her off her phone
"Miss Independent" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Miss Got-It-Hard
Miss play it smart.
Miss play it smart.
Original Lyrics:
Misguided heart
Miss play it smart.
Miss play it smart.
"Miss Independent" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Miss Never let a man help her off her phone.
Original Lyrics:
Miss Never let a man help her off her throne.
"Miss Independent" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Miss Never let a man help her off her thong.
Original Lyrics:
Miss Never let a man help her off her throne.
"Miss Independent" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Miss never let a man help her off her bum.
Original Lyrics:
Miss never let a man help her off her thrown.
"Miss Independent" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Miss never let a man help her off her phone.
Original Lyrics:
Miss never let a man help her off her throne.
"Miss Independent" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Miss never let a man help take off her thong.
Original Lyrics:
Miss never let a man help her off her throne.
"Miss Independent" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Miss on her own
Miss almost blown
Miss never let a man help her off the phone.
Miss almost blown
Miss never let a man help her off the phone.
Original Lyrics:
Miss on her own
Miss almost grown
Miss never let a man help her off her throne.
Miss almost grown
Miss never let a man help her off her throne.
"Miss Independent" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Miss on her own
Miss almost gone
Miss never let a man help her off her phone.
Miss almost gone
Miss never let a man help her off her phone.
Original Lyrics:
Miss on her own
Miss almost grown
Miss Never let a man help her off her throne.
Miss almost grown
Miss Never let a man help her off her throne.
"Miss Independent" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mother f***er, why can't that be me?
Original Lyrics:
No more talk of 'Why can't that be me?'
"Miss Independent" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Never let a man help her off her phone.
Original Lyrics:
Never let a man help her off her throne.
"Miss Independent" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Never let a man help her off her thong.
Original Lyrics:
Never let a man help her off her throne.
"Miss Independent" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Never let a man help her off the phone.
Original Lyrics:
Never let a man help her off her throne.
"Miss Independent" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Never let a man help her solve her phone.
Original Lyrics:
Never let a man help her off her throne.
"Miss Independent" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No longer feel the need to miss him.
Original Lyrics:
No longer need to be defensive.
"Miss Independent" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No longer need to be the biscuit.
Original Lyrics:
No longer need to be defensive.
"Miss Independent" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So, a-keepin her heart protected
She never ever feels rejected.
She never ever feels rejected.
Original Lyrics:
So, by keeping her heart protected
She'd never ever feel rejected.
She'd never ever feel rejected.
"Miss Independent" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Surprise this time
The feel was real.
The feel was real.
Original Lyrics:
Surprise, it's time
To feel what's real.
To feel what's real.
"Miss Independent" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What happened to Miss Cinderella?
Original Lyrics:
What happened to Miss Independent?
"Miss Independent" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What happened to mah cinnamon bun??
Original Lyrics:
What happened to Miss Independent?
"Miss Independent" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What happened to my cinnamon bun?
Original Lyrics:
What happened to Miss Independent?
"Miss Independent" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What happened to my cinnamon buns?
Original Lyrics:
What happened to Miss Independent?
"Miss Independent" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What happened to my cinnamon knots?
Original Lyrics:
What happened to Miss Independent?
"Miss Independent" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What happened to the cinnamon buns?
Original Lyrics:
What happened to Miss Independent?
"Miss Independent" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What is the deal in taking over?
Original Lyrics:
What is this feeling taking over?
"Miss Independent" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Whatever done, Miss Independent
Original Lyrics:
What happened to Miss Independent?
"Mr. Know It All"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just don't bring me down
Original Lyrics:
Mr. Bring Me Down
"Mr. Know It All"
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't know a thing, how 'bout me?
Original Lyrics:
You don't know a thing about me.
"My Grown Up Christmas List"
Misheard Lyrics:
As children we bullied
Original Lyrics:
As children we believed
"My Grown-Up Christmas List"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is my Grolier Christmas list
Original Lyrics:
This is my grown-up Christmas list
Grolier was a book publisher famous for its encyclopedias. They were later bought out by Scholastic.
"My Grown-Up Christmas List"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is my Grolier Encyclopedia
Original Lyrics:
This is my grown-up Christmas list
"My Grown-Up Christmas List"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is my throw-up sickness list
Original Lyrics:
This is my grown-up Christmas list
"My Life Would Suck Without You"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause we belong together night and day
Original Lyrics:
'Cause we belong together now, yeah
"My Life Would Suck Without You"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause we belong together, now and then
Original Lyrics:
'Cause we belong together, now, yeah
"My Life Would Suck Without You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Forever you're not in here somehow, yeah
Original Lyrics:
Forever united here somehow, yeah
"My Life Would Suck Without You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hand on a sleeve
Original Lyrics:
And honestly
"My Life Would Suck Without You"
Misheard Lyrics:
You got a piece of meat
It's on his sleeve
It's on his sleeve
Original Lyrics:
You got a piece of me
And honestly
And honestly
"My Life Would Suck Without You"
Misheard Lyrics:
You got it peacefully
Original Lyrics:
You got a piece of me
"My Life Would Suck Without You"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're kind of teasing me
Original Lyrics:
You got a piece of me
"Never Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope the rain you gave to her
Turns her finger green
Turns her finger green
Original Lyrics:
I hope the ring you gave to her
Turns her finger green
Turns her finger green
"People Like Us"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wake up into this world unknown.
Original Lyrics:
We come into this world unknown.
"Piece by Piece"
Misheard Lyrics:
He never asks for movies
or
He never asks for music
or
He never asks for music
Original Lyrics:
He never asks for money
"Since U Been Gone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But since you been gone
I can breathe for the first time
I'm so will live on, yeah yeah.
I can breathe for the first time
I'm so will live on, yeah yeah.
Original Lyrics:
But since you been gone
I can breathe for the first time
I'm so moving on, yeah, yeah.
I can breathe for the first time
I'm so moving on, yeah, yeah.
"Since U Been Gone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But since you been gone
I can't breathe for the first time
I'm sober and strong, yeah yeah
I can't breathe for the first time
I'm sober and strong, yeah yeah
Original Lyrics:
But since you been gone
I can breathe for the first time
I'm so moving on, yeah yeah
I can breathe for the first time
I'm so moving on, yeah yeah
"Since U Been Gone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But since you've been gone
I can breathe for the first time
I'm sober and all, yeah, yeah.
I can breathe for the first time
I'm sober and all, yeah, yeah.
Original Lyrics:
But since you've been gone
I can breathe for the first time
I'm so moving on, yeah, yeah.
I can breathe for the first time
I'm so moving on, yeah, yeah.
"Since U Been Gone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But since you've been gone
I couldn't pee for the longest time.
I couldn't pee for the longest time.
Original Lyrics:
But since you've been gone
I can breathe for the first time.
I can breathe for the first time.
"Since U Been Gone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Chicken and corn
I can eat for the first time.
I can eat for the first time.
Original Lyrics:
Since you been gone
I can breathe for the first time.
I can breathe for the first time.
"Since U Been Gone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can read for the first time
Original Lyrics:
I can breathe for the first time
"Since U Been Gone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't breathe, all the birds die.
Original Lyrics:
I can breathe for the first time.
"Since U Been Gone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't breathe, motherf***er.
Original Lyrics:
I can breathe for the first time.
"Since U Been Gone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm so un-in love, yeah, yeah.
Original Lyrics:
I'm so moving on, yeah, yeah.
"Since U Been Gone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm soldiering on, yeah, yeah.
Original Lyrics:
I'm so moving on, yeah, yeah.
"Since U Been Gone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've smoked weed for the first time.
or
I can pee for the first time.
or
I can pee for the first time.
Original Lyrics:
I can breathe for the first time.
"Since U Been Gone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It goes on and on, yeah, yeah.
Original Lyrics:
I'm so moving on, yeah, yeah.
"Since U Been Gone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It wasn't long, you called your mom.
Original Lyrics:
It wasn't long, I called you mine.
"Since U Been Gone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I can't eat what I want.
Original Lyrics:
Now I get what I want.
"Since U Been Gone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Since you been gone
I can't breathe for the first time
I'm suddenly alone (Yeah, yeah!).
I can't breathe for the first time
I'm suddenly alone (Yeah, yeah!).
Original Lyrics:
Since you been gone
I can breathe for the first time
I'm so moving on (Yeah, yeah!).
I can breathe for the first time
I'm so moving on (Yeah, yeah!).
"Since U Been Gone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Since you been gone
I cannot breathe for the first time.
I cannot breathe for the first time.
Original Lyrics:
Since you been gone
I can breathe for the first time.
I can breathe for the first time.
"Since U Been Gone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Since you've been gone
I can breathe for the first time
Osama Bin Laden
I can breathe for the first time
Osama Bin Laden
Original Lyrics:
Since you've been gone
I can breathe for the first time
I'm so moving on.
I can breathe for the first time
I'm so moving on.
"Since U Been Gone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Since you've been gone
I can't breathe for the first time
I'm so not in awe.
I can't breathe for the first time
I'm so not in awe.
Original Lyrics:
Since you've been gone
I can breathe for the first time
I'm so moving on.
I can breathe for the first time
I'm so moving on.
"Since U Been Gone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Since you've been gone
I can't breathe for the first time
On top of it all.
I can't breathe for the first time
On top of it all.
Original Lyrics:
Since you've been gone
I can breathe for the first time
I'm so moving on.
I can breathe for the first time
I'm so moving on.
"Since U Been Gone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Since you've begun
Original Lyrics:
Since you've been gone
"Since U Been Gone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Son of a gun, yeah, yeah
Original Lyrics:
I'm so movin' on, yeah, yeah.
"Since U Been Gone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Such a matter
For just can't take it.
For just can't take it.
Original Lyrics:
Shut your mouth
I just can't take it.
I just can't take it.
"Since U Been Gone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You did a kitty
or
You did a kitten
or
You did a kitten
Original Lyrics:
You dedicated
"Since U Been Gone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You had your chance, you blew it
Outside of the mind
Outside of the mind
Original Lyrics:
You had your chance, you blew it
Out of sight, out of mind
Out of sight, out of mind
"Since U Been Gone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your hair was shades of blueness.
Original Lyrics:
You had your chance, you blew it.
"Sober"
Misheard Lyrics:
Picked all my wheat but kept the flour
Original Lyrics:
Picked all my weeds but kept the flowers
"Some Kind Of Miracle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Warm as a woman's tongue
Original Lyrics:
Warm as the morning sun
"Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Because until it makes you stronger...
Original Lyrics:
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger...
"Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Doesn't mean I'm only one to crush your bone
Original Lyrics:
Doesn't mean I'm over 'cause you're gone
"Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Doesn't mean I'm only one to crush your bone
Original Lyrics:
Doesn't mean I'm over 'cause you're gone
"Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Doesn’t mean I’m the only one to crush your bone
Original Lyrics:
Doesn't mean I'm over 'cause you're gone
"Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just being myself tonight
Original Lyrics:
Just me, myself, and I
"Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just need myself to die
Original Lyrics:
Just me, myself and I
"Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just read myself tonight
Original Lyrics:
Just me, myself, and I
"Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Think you've had the last life
Original Lyrics:
Think you've had the last laugh
"Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Until you make a stroller
Original Lyrics:
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger
"Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You)"
Misheard Lyrics:
What doesn't kill you makes a stroller
Original Lyrics:
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger
"Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You)"
Misheard Lyrics:
What doesn't kill you makes you Stouffer's
Original Lyrics:
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger
"Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You)"
Misheard Lyrics:
What doesn't kill you makes you strong, girl
Original Lyrics:
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger
"The Trouble With Love Is" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But now my world's a deeper blue
I'm sadder than I was at two.
I'm sadder than I was at two.
Original Lyrics:
But now my world's a deeper blue
I'm sadder, but I'm wiser too.
I'm sadder, but I'm wiser too.
"The Trouble with Love Is" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Make your heart believe a lie
It's stronger than your brown eye
It's stronger than your brown eye
Original Lyrics:
Make your heart believe a lie
It's stronger than your pride
It's stronger than your pride
"Underneath the Tree"
Misheard Lyrics:
Operate machines
Original Lyrics:
Underneath the tree
"Underneath the Tree"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reynolds, what a beautiful guy
Original Lyrics:
Presents, what a beautiful sight
"Underneath the Tree"
Misheard Lyrics:
Snow is falling and a capital C
Original Lyrics:
Snow is falling as the carolers sing
"Underneath the Tree"
Misheard Lyrics:
Snow is falling as America sees
Original Lyrics:
Snow is falling as the carolers sing
"Underneath the Tree"
Misheard Lyrics:
Snow is falling in the capital city
Original Lyrics:
Snow is falling as the carolers sing
"Underneath the Tree"
Misheard Lyrics:
Snow is falling with a capital C
Original Lyrics:
Snow is falling as the carolers sing
"Underneath the Tree"
Misheard Lyrics:
Snow is falling with some Vitamin C
Original Lyrics:
Snow is falling as the carolers sing
"Underneath the Tree"
Misheard Lyrics:
Snow is falling, it's a pleasure, you'll see
Original Lyrics:
Snow is falling as the carolers sing
"Underneath the Tree"
Misheard Lyrics:
Snow is falling, it's the capital C
Original Lyrics:
Snow is falling as the carolers sing
"Underneath the Tree"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're here with the greatest of ease
Snow is falling with a capital C
Snow is falling with a capital C
Original Lyrics:
You're here where you should be
Snow is falling as the carols sing
Snow is falling as the carols sing
"Underneath the Tree"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're here, the greatest of fear
Snow is falling as a capital C
Snow is falling as a capital C
Original Lyrics:
You're here where you should be
Snow is falling as the carols sing
Snow is falling as the carols sing
"Underneath the Tree"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're here, the greatest of fear
Snow is falling and the Capital C
Here on Christmas day
Alone on Christmas day
Bags here, what a beautiful sight
Phone ain't ringing, you ain't holding me tight
You're all that I need
Underneath the tree
Snow is falling and the Capital C
Here on Christmas day
Alone on Christmas day
Bags here, what a beautiful sight
Phone ain't ringing, you ain't holding me tight
You're all that I need
Underneath the tree
Original Lyrics:
You're here where you should be
Snow is falling as the carolers sing
It just wasn't the same
Alone on Christmas day
Presents, what a beautiful sight
Don't mean a thing if you ain't holding me tight
You're all that I need
Underneath the tree
Snow is falling as the carolers sing
It just wasn't the same
Alone on Christmas day
Presents, what a beautiful sight
Don't mean a thing if you ain't holding me tight
You're all that I need
Underneath the tree
"Walk Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't know the question
Should you stay or should you go?
Should you stay or should you go?
Original Lyrics:
Not another question
Should you stay or should you go?
Should you stay or should you go?
"Walk Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm lookin' for a dancer, not another question.
or
I'm lookin' for an answer, I don't know the question.
or
I'm lookin' for an answer, I don't know the question.
Original Lyrics:
I'm lookin' for attention, not another question.
"Walk Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm looking for attention, I don't know the question:
'Should you stay or should you go?'
'Should you stay or should you go?'
Original Lyrics:
I'm looking for attention, not another question.
Should you stay or should you go?
Should you stay or should you go?
"Walk Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm looking for attention, not an intervention.
Original Lyrics:
I'm looking for attention, not another question.
"Walk Away" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've waited here for you like a cupcake waiting after school
Original Lyrics:
I waited here for you like a kid waiting after school
"Where Is Your Heart?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's always me who's reaching out for your hand
And I've always dreamed that love would be effortless
Like a pedophile to the ground
A dreamer follow in his dream
And I've always dreamed that love would be effortless
Like a pedophile to the ground
A dreamer follow in his dream
Original Lyrics:
It's always me who's reaching out for your hand
And I've always dreamed that love would be effortless
Like a petal falling to the ground
A dreamer following his dream
And I've always dreamed that love would be effortless
Like a petal falling to the ground
A dreamer following his dream
"Where Is Your Heart?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a pedophile to the ground
Original Lyrics:
Like a petal fallin' to the ground
"Where Is Your Heart?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a pellet bomb to the ground
Like a dream a destiny me
Like a dream a destiny me
Original Lyrics:
Like a petal falling to the ground
Like a dreamer following his dreams
Like a dreamer following his dreams
"Where Is Your Heart?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where is your heart?
'Cause I can't really peel you.
'Cause I can't really peel you.
Original Lyrics:
Where is your heart?
'Cause I can't really feel you.
'Cause I can't really feel you.
"Where Is Your Heart?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where is your heart?
'Cause I can't really feel you
Where is your heart?
What I really want is to deflea you!
'Cause I can't really feel you
Where is your heart?
What I really want is to deflea you!
Original Lyrics:
Where is your heart?
'Cause I can't really feel you
Where is your heart?
What I really want is to believe you.
'Cause I can't really feel you
Where is your heart?
What I really want is to believe you.
"Whole Lotta Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Imma strum that a** cheek with lots of confidence
Original Lyrics:
I'm a strong bada** chick with classic confidence
"Whole Lotta Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
I’m a strong fatass chick with classic confidence
Original Lyrics:
I’m a strong badass chick with classic confidence
"Wrapped in Red"
Misheard Lyrics:
America's all around
Original Lyrics:
Miracles all around
"You Found Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You found me
When I was honey.
When I was honey.
Original Lyrics:
You found me
And I was hiding.
And I was hiding.
"You Thought Wrong" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And you're Donkey Kong.
Original Lyrics:
At your beck and call.
"You Thought Wrong" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I see right through your Gameboy.
Original Lyrics:
I see right through your game, boy.
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