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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> C -> Bing Crosby
Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Bing Crosby that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 118 misheard song lyrics for Bing Crosby on amIright currently.
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"Baby, It's Cold Outside"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you're Stellaluna and died
Original Lyrics:
If you got pneumonia and died
"Baby, It's Cold Outside"
Misheard Lyrics:
My mailman's mind is vicious
Original Lyrics:
My maiden aunt's mind is vicious
"Christmas in Kilarney" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And Santa Claus before he's gone
Will bless the house and all.
Will bless the house and all.
Original Lyrics:
And Father John before he's gone
Will bless the house and all.
Will bless the house and all.
"Christmas in Killarney" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm handing you no Barbie
Original Lyrics:
I'm handing you no blarney
"Christmas in Killarney" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's nice to know to kiss your bow
Original Lyrics:
It's nice to know to kiss your beau
"Christmas in Killarney" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It’s Christmas in the Army
Original Lyrics:
It’s Christmas in Killarney
"Christmas in Killarney" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The Polident, the Efferdent
Original Lyrics:
The holly green, the evergreen
"Christmas in Killarney" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The neighbors pay a car
Original Lyrics:
The neighbors pay a call
"Christmas in Killarney" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The prettiest pigeon you've ever seen
Original Lyrics:
The prettiest picture you've ever seen
"Christmas is a Comin'" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the cyber's in the keg
Original Lyrics:
And the cider's in the keg
"Do You Hear What I Hear?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Glistening what I say
Original Lyrics:
Listen to what I say
"Do You Hear What I Hear?"
Misheard Lyrics:
History's what I say
Original Lyrics:
Listen to what I say
"Do You Hear What I Hear?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Said the little land to the shepherd bot
Original Lyrics:
Said the little lamb to the shepherd boy
"Do You Hear What I Hear?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Said the little man to the shepherd boy
Original Lyrics:
Said the little lamb to the shepherd boy
"Do You Hear What I Hear?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Santa came to the people everywhere
Original Lyrics:
Said the king to the people everywhere
"Easter Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
Enter East Havana
Original Lyrics:
In your Easter bonnet
"Easter Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
I could write a sonnet
About your Easter vomit
About your Easter vomit
Original Lyrics:
I could write a sonnet
About your Easter bonnet
About your Easter bonnet
"Easter Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
I could write a sonnet
And flop my penis on it
And flop my penis on it
Original Lyrics:
I could write a sonnet
About your Easter bonnet
About your Easter bonnet
"Easter Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be all enclosures
Original Lyrics:
I'll be all in clover
Song is from 1942, so please file it under "misc"
"Easter Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
In my Easter bonnet with all the thrills upon it
Original Lyrics:
In my Easter bonnet with all the frills upon it
"Easter Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
With all the grills upon it
Original Lyrics:
With all the thrills upon it
"Easter Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
With all the thrills of Potter
Original Lyrics:
With all the frills upon it
As in Beatrix Potter, author of the Tale of Peter Rabbit.
"Easter Parade"
Misheard Lyrics:
With fire drills upon it
Original Lyrics:
With all the thrills upon it
"Faith of Our Fathers" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Faith of our farters holy faith
Original Lyrics:
Faith of our fathers holy faith
"Faith of Our Fathers" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In spite of dump truck
Original Lyrics:
In spite of dungeon
"Faith of Our Fathers" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're still in part and toxic-free
Original Lyrics:
We're still in heart and conscience free
"God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
God rest your hairy genitals
Original Lyrics:
God rest ye merry gentlemen
"Happy Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
May the calendar keep ringin'
Original Lyrics:
May the calendar keep bringin'
"I Wish You a Merry Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bring us some piggy pudding
Original Lyrics:
Bring us some figgy pudding
In the John Denver and the Muppets version, when that verse was initially sung, Miss Piggy got interrupted when she thought she heard "Piggy pudding".
"I Wish You a Merry Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh bring us some kiddie pudding
Original Lyrics:
Oh bring us some figgy pudding
"I Wish You a Merry Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, bring us some piggy pudding;
Oh, bring us some piggy pudding;
Oh, bring us some piggy pudding and bring it out here
Oh, bring us some piggy pudding;
Oh, bring us some piggy pudding and bring it out here
Original Lyrics:
Oh, bring us some figgy pudding;
Oh, bring us some figgy pudding;
Oh, bring us some figgy pudding and bring it out here
Oh, bring us some figgy pudding;
Oh, bring us some figgy pudding and bring it out here
"I'll Be Home For Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be homed for Christmas.
Original Lyrics:
I'll be home for Christmas.
"I'll Be Home For Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where the love lies bleeding
Original Lyrics:
Where the love light gleams
"I'll Be Home for Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If only an I.D.
or
If only an idea
or
If only an idea
Original Lyrics:
If only in my dreams
"I'll Be Home for Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If only an I.D.
Original Lyrics:
If only in my dreams
"I'll Be Home for Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If only if I scream
Original Lyrics:
If only in my dreams
"I'll Be Home for Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If only in Visine
Original Lyrics:
If only in my dreams
"I'll Be Home for Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If only in my grief
Original Lyrics:
If only in my dreams
"I'll Be Home for Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If only in my sleep
Original Lyrics:
If only in my dreams
"I'll Be Home for Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Police have snow, and mistletow
Original Lyrics:
Please have snow and mistletoe
"I'll Be Home for Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where my love lights be
Original Lyrics:
Where the love light gleams
"I'll Be Home for Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where the love lies bleeding
Original Lyrics:
Where the love light gleams
"It's Beginning to Look Like Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And mom and dad can hardly wait
For school in store again
For school in store again
Original Lyrics:
And mom and dad can hardly wait
For school to start again
For school to start again
"It's Beginning to Look Like Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Toys in every storm
Original Lyrics:
Toys in every store
"It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A pair of Hopalong boots and a pistol that shoots
Is the wish of Bonnie and Ben
Is the wish of Bonnie and Ben
Original Lyrics:
A pair of Hopalong boots and a pistol that shoots
Is the wish of Barney and Ben
Is the wish of Barney and Ben
"It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A pair of hop along boobs
Original Lyrics:
A pair of hop along boots
"It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A pair of pop-along boots
Original Lyrics:
A pair of hop-along boots
"It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And Mom and Dad can hardly wait
For school in store again
For school in store again
Original Lyrics:
And Mom and Dad can hardly wait
For school to start again
For school to start again
"It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And mom and dad can hardly wait
For Scooby-Doo again
For Scooby-Doo again
Original Lyrics:
And mom and dad can hardly wait
For school to start again
For school to start again
"It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Is the wish of jelly and jam
Original Lyrics:
Is the wish of Janice and Jan
"It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Listening once again
Original Lyrics:
Glistening once again
"It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Toys in every storm
Original Lyrics:
Toys in every store
"Jingle Bells" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bells on Montel Williams
Original Lyrics:
Bells on bobtail ring
Editor's note: I don't think it would have been plausible to hear the name Montel Williams when this song was new. The talk show host was probably not around yet, but other people may have had that name and thought they were being name dropped.
"Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let us know, let us know, let us know.
Original Lyrics:
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.
"Let It Snow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Letters O
Original Lyrics:
Let it snow
"Mele Kalikimaka" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mele Kalikimaka is Orion's way
Original Lyrics:
Mele Kalikimaka is Hawaii's way
"Mele Kalikimaka" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mele Kalikimaka is a wise way
To say Merry Christmas to you.
To say Merry Christmas to you.
Original Lyrics:
Mele Kalikimaka is Hawaii's way
To say Merry Christmas to you.
To say Merry Christmas to you.
"Mele Kalikimaka" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mele Kalikimaka is a wise way
Original Lyrics:
Mele Kalikimaka is Hawaii's way
"Mele Kalikimaka" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mele Kalikimaka is not what I’d say
Original Lyrics:
Mele Kalikimaka is Hawaii’s way
"Mele Kalikimaka" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mele Kalikimaka is the right way
Original Lyrics:
Mele Kalikimaka is Hawaii's way
"Mele Kalikimaka" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On a bright Orion Christmas day
Original Lyrics:
On a bright Hawaiian Christmas day
"Pennies from Heaven" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you know each clown contains...
Original Lyrics:
Don't you know each cloud contains...
"Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Elephant, folks and kiddie kites, too
Original Lyrics:
Elephants, boats and kiddie cars, too
"Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Girly head dolls
Original Lyrics:
Curly head dolls
"Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You better not plow
Original Lyrics:
You better not pout
"Santa Claus Is Coming To Town" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Elephant folks and kiddie kites too
Original Lyrics:
Elephants, boats and kiddie cars, too.
"Santa Claus Is Coming to Town" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Curly head dolls that toddle and poo
Original Lyrics:
Curly head dolls that toddle and coo
"Santa Claus Is Coming to Town" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He sees you when you're sleepy
Original Lyrics:
He sees you when you're sleeping
"Santa Claus Is Coming to Town" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He'll seize you when you're sleeping
Original Lyrics:
He sees you when you're sleeping
"Santa Claus Is Coming to Town" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He's making a list and checking it twice
He's gonna find out who's caught head lice
He's gonna find out who's caught head lice
Original Lyrics:
He's making a list and checking it twice
He's gonna find out who's naughty and nice
He's gonna find out who's naughty and nice
"Santa Claus Is Coming to Town" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Omicron is coming to town
Original Lyrics:
Santa Claus is coming to town
"Santa Claus Is Coming to Town" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The kids in girl and boy land
Will have, would you believe?
They're going to build a toilet town
All around the Christmas tree
Will have, would you believe?
They're going to build a toilet town
All around the Christmas tree
Original Lyrics:
The kids in girl and boy land
Will have a Jubilee
They're going to build a toyland town
All around the Christmas tree
Will have a Jubilee
They're going to build a toyland town
All around the Christmas tree
"Santa Claus Is Coming to Town" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They're gonna build a toilet town
All around the Christmas tree.
All around the Christmas tree.
Original Lyrics:
They're gonna build a toyland town
All around the Christmas tree.
All around the Christmas tree.
"Santa Claus Is Coming to Town" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You better not bow
Original Lyrics:
You better not pout
"Santa Claus Is Coming to Town" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You better not plow
Original Lyrics:
You better not pout
"Santa Claus Is Coming to Town" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You better not shout
You better not try
You better not count
You better not try
You better not count
Original Lyrics:
You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
You better not cry
You better not pout
"Santa Claus Is Coming to Town" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You better not shout
Original Lyrics:
You better watch out
"Santa Claus Is Coming to Town" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You need a big fat man with the wrong light beer
Original Lyrics:
You mean, the big fat man with the long white beard
"Silver Bells" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
See the snow crotch
or
See the snow crutch
or
See the snow crutch
Original Lyrics:
Hear the snow crunch
"Step to the Rear" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It was an up and atom day
Original Lyrics:
This was your up and at 'em day
"Swinging On A Star" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Carry movies home in a jar.
Original Lyrics:
Carry moonbeams home in a jar.
This song came out in the 1940's, which doesn't appear on the listbox. Therefore "misc" is the proper setting. Don't just use 50s because it's closest to the actual year; that's incorrect.
"Swinging On A Star" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cary Moonbeam's home in a jar.
Original Lyrics:
Carry moonbeams home in a jar.
"Swinging On A Star" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Would you like to swing on a star
Carry moonshine home in a jar?
Carry moonshine home in a jar?
Original Lyrics:
Would you like to swing on a star
Carry moonbeams home in a jar?
Carry moonbeams home in a jar?
"The Littlest Angel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a butterfly with golden wings
A little piece of a hollow log
2 shiny stones from a river bank
And the worn-out scrap of his fateful dog.
A little piece of a hollow log
2 shiny stones from a river bank
And the worn-out scrap of his fateful dog.
Original Lyrics:
Just a butterfly with golden wings
A little piece of a hollow log
2 shiny stones from a river bank
And the worn-out strap of his faithful dog.
A little piece of a hollow log
2 shiny stones from a river bank
And the worn-out strap of his faithful dog.
"The Littlest Angel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a butterfly with golden wings
A little piece of a hollow log
Two shiny stones from a river bank
And the worn-out strap of his faithful doll.
A little piece of a hollow log
Two shiny stones from a river bank
And the worn-out strap of his faithful doll.
Original Lyrics:
Just a butterfly with golden wings
A little piece of a hollow log
Two shiny stones from a river bank
And the worn-out strap of his faithful dog.
A little piece of a hollow log
Two shiny stones from a river bank
And the worn-out strap of his faithful dog.
"White Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And may all your Christmases, beware.
Original Lyrics:
And may all your Christmases be white.
"White Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Anne Mayall Jorg Rees, Mrs B. Whyte.
Original Lyrics:
And may all your Christmases be white.
"White Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Emma Dreeming, Arthur White, Chris Moss
Mayor Dazeby, Mary Anne Bright
Mayor Dazeby, Mary Anne Bright
Original Lyrics:
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
May your days be merry and bright
May your days be merry and bright
"White Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm dreaming Nova White Christmas
Original Lyrics:
I'm dreaming of a White Christmas
"White Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm dreaming of Hawaii Christmas.
Original Lyrics:
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.
This song was written by Irving Berlin, but never actually recorded/performed by him. Bing Crosby recorded the earliest known version.
"White Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm dreaming of a black Christmas
Original Lyrics:
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
"White Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm dreaming of a right piss-up
Original Lyrics:
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
"White Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm dreaming of a white mistress
Original Lyrics:
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
"White Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm dreaming of a wide Christmas.
Original Lyrics:
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.
"White Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm dreaming of a wife for Christmas
Original Lyrics:
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
"White Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm dreaming of the right Christmas
Original Lyrics:
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
"White Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm dreaming over white Christmas
Original Lyrics:
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
"White Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm drinking for a white Christmas
Original Lyrics:
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
"White Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm screaming for a White Christmas
Original Lyrics:
I'm dreaming of a White Christmas
Maybe Bing Crosby was afraid of ghosts on Christmas, like Ebenezer Scrooge?
"White Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Many days with Mary Ann Wright
Original Lyrics:
May your days be merry and bright
"White Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mayonnaise, be merry and bright
Original Lyrics:
May your days be merry and bright
"White Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
To hear sleigh elves in the snow
Original Lyrics:
To hear sleigh bells in the snow
"White Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where the cream pops glisten
Original Lyrics:
Where the tree tops glisten
"White Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With every Christmas card I like
Original Lyrics:
With every Christmas card I write
"Who Threw The Overalls in Mrs. Murphy's Chowder" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He jumped up on the pie and oh!
And loudly he did shout
And loudly he did shout
Original Lyrics:
He jumped upon the pi-a-no
and loudly he did shout
and loudly he did shout
"Piano" was sung with emphasis on the "pi" as in pie-a-no.
"Winter Wonderland"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every night, we perspire
As we dream by the fire.
As we dream by the fire.
Original Lyrics:
Every night, we conspire
As we dream by the fire.
As we dream by the fire.
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