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Bing Crosby with The Andrews SistersI think popular music in this country is one of the few things in the twentieth century that have made giant strides in reverse. Submitted by: ChuckyG
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Also known as: Harry Lillis Crosby. Submitted by: oldtimer
Known informally as: Der Bingle. Submitted by: Martha Hankins
Notable Acting Credits | Comments & Submitter Name |
"Holiday Inn, White Christmas, Bells of St. Marys" | To think, he sang with David Bowie before his death! - Paul Warren |
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
"You Belong To My Lungs" | "You Belong To My Heart" | D. Melody Dole, MD |
"You Belong To My Pancreas" | "You Belong To My Heart" | D. Melody Dole, MD |
"You Belong To My Liver" | "You Belong To My Heart" | D. Melody Dole, MD |
"You Belong To My Stomach" | "You Belong To My Heart" | D. Melody Dole, MD |
"You Belong To My Kidneys" | "You Belong To My Heart" | D. Melody Dole, MD |
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
"Let A Smile Be Your Umbrella," | A smile can't be an umbrella. | Heather Brockwell |
"Moonlight Becomes You," | Moonlight can't be transformed into a person. | Yvette Bristle |
"Swinging On A Star," | Stars are too hot to hold on to, and swing on. | Peter |
"I've Got A Pocketful Of Dreams," | Dreams don't come in pockets. | Peter |
"Moonburn," | The moon can't burn anyone or anything. | Yvette Bristle |
There are additional literally impossible song titles available. |
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
"Snow," Bing Crosby | "White Christmas," Bing Crosby | |
"Wasting My Time," Default | "Busy Doing Nothing," Bing Crosby | |
"Weatherman Says," Jack Wagner | "Snow," Bing Crosby | |
"Can't We Be Sweethearts?," The Cleftones | "Let Me Call You Sweetheart," Bing Crosby | |
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. |
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
"Let it Snow" | "Let it Snow" | CML |
"Accentuate The Positive" | "Accelerate The Positive" | Alvin Rhodes |
"White Christmas" | "Grey Christmas" | Glynn Leaney |
"White Christmas" | "White Plymouth" | G.R.Broski |
"White Christmas" | "Go Dreaming" | card |
"Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town" | "Donald Trump Is Going To Jail" | Phil Alexander |
"True Love" | "Briant" | Duc4AmIRight |
"Sam's Song" | "George's Show" | Duc4AmIRight |
"Two Cigarettes in the Dark" | "Two Females in the Dark" | Duc4AmIRight |
"Now is the Hour" | "Now is the Boy Scout" | Duc4AmIRight |
There are additional song parodies available. |
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
Let It Snow | Dandruff Shampoo | Ethan |
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
We're Having A Heat Wave | PG&E or other energy provider | Raphael |
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree Brenda Lee | White Christmas Bing Crosby | Rockin' Around The White Christmas Tree It's either flocked or covered in snow. | Joe |
Good Morning Beautiful Steve Holy | Beautiful Dreamer Bing Crosby | Good Morning Beautiful Dreamer | Edward |
Hollywood Swinging Kool And The Gang | Swinging On A Star Bing Crosby | Hollywood Swinging On A Star | Frosty The Cat |
Blue Christmas Elvis Presley | White Christmas Bing Crosby | Blue White Christmas A white Christmas CAN make for a blue Christmas | Isac |
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. |
"White Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics: Mayonnaise, be merry and bright
Original Lyrics: May your days be merry and bright
| "Easter Parade"
Misheard Lyrics: With fire drills upon it
Original Lyrics: With all the thrills upon it
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"Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town"
Misheard Lyrics: Elephant, folks and kiddie kites, too
Original Lyrics: Elephants, boats and kiddie cars, too
| "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town"
Misheard Lyrics: Elephant folks and kiddie kites too
Original Lyrics: Elephants, boats and kiddie cars, too.
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There are additional misheard lyrics available. |
"Step to the Rear"
Misheard Lyrics: It was an up and atom day
Original Lyrics: This was your up and at 'em day
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Patrick My grade school choir sang this song. We learned it by repeating after the teacher, and I hadn't heard the phrase "up and at 'em" at the time. |
There are additional misheard stories available. |
"It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas;
Soon the bells will start, And the thing that will make them ring is the carol that you sing Right within your heart. Why They're Nonsensical: No singing can cause any bells to ring, and one can't sing anything within one's heart.
Submitted by: Karen Smith
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"Accentuate The Positive"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: Accentuate the positive
Eliminate the negative Latch on to the affirmative Don't mess with Mister In-Between. Why They're Misrhymed: Having every sentence end in the same 4 letters does not make a rhyme. Sorry, Bing.
Submitted by: oldtimer
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"It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: And Mom and Dad can hardly wait for school to start again.
Why They're Inappropriate: In general this is a joyful song exulting in the festive nature of the Christmas season. So why the heck does it have to incongruously interrupt the mood with this one line seeming to say that Mom and Dad are just anxious to get it all over with and see less of the kids?
Submitted by: Courtney Lane
| "Do You Hear What I Hear?"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: A Child, A Child, shivers in the cold.
Let us bring him silver and gold. Why They're Inappropriate: Wouldn't his immediate needs be better served by warm clothing and/or blankets?
Submitted by: Heidi Jones
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"It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas"
The Dated Lyrics: Take a look in the five-and-ten,
Glistening once again. Why They're Dated: Five-and-ten cent stores (called 'five-and-ten' for short were an abundant thing (in the U.S. at least) when this song came out. Back then they even lived up to their name by having various items for five or ten cents. Hardly anyone back then in the U.S. could have been unfamiliar with such establishments, as even a rather small town might have several within its central business district. Then as suburban shopping centers became an in place to shop, most any good sized shopping center might have one or more such store, and even small shopping centers might well have one. For awhile after inflation made them unable to live up to the name 'five-and-ten' some such stores remained around, under other names such as 'variety store'. But today, they have almost entirely disappeared and surely some of today's young people have no conception of such places. While they could well be the focus of glistening Christmas displays coming to most any neighborhood once upon a time, now the remnants of what were once 'five-and-ten cent stores' are rare and many a young listener might have no idea what these lines are talking about.
Submitted by: Meredith Corpening
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"Happy Holiday"
The Lyrics: Pack your load down the road
And come to Holiday Inn Product Brand Name: Holiday Inn is a hotel chain as well as the name of a 1942 film starring Crosby himself.
Submitted by: Cody Finke
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"Sweet And Lovely"
Opening Lines: Sweet and lovely, sweeter than the roses in May
Comments: Submitted by: Leda Metro
| "Moonlight Becomes You"
Opening Lines: Moonlight becomes you. It goes with your hair.
Comments: Submitted by: Candy Welty
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There are additional spelling lyrics available. |
"Mele Kalikimaka"
The Lyrics: Mele Kalikimaka is a thing to say on a bright Hawaiian Christmas Day.
Why: Mele Kalikimaka means Merry Christmas in Hawaiian.
Submitted by: Paul Warren
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"It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas"
The Lyrics: And mom and dad can hardly wait for school to start again.
Why: And mom and dad can hardly wait for ghoul to start a skin.
Submitted by: Richard Wetfuss
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There are additional Lyrics Spoonerisms available. |