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"Church Of The Poison Mind" (MP3)
For Genghis Kahn
More than just kind
"Church Of The Poison Mind" (MP3)
Gonna check out the boys tonight
In the church of the poison mind
"Church Of The Poison Mind" (MP3)
In the chuch of the boys in the night.
In the church of the poison mind.
"Church Of The Poison Mind" (MP3)
In the church of a poison man
In the church of the poison mind
"Church Of The Poison Mind" (MP3)
Invitation to poison man
In the church of the poison mind
"Church Of The Poison Mind" (MP3)
So your eyes can cross the street
I saw your eyes across the street
"Church Of The Poison Mind" (MP3)
Step out like a Gotham child
I saw your eyes across the street.
Step out like a god found child
I saw your eyes across the street.
"Church Of The Poison Mind" (MP3)
Step out like a dolphin, child
I saw your eyes across the street.
Step out like a god found child
I saw your eyes across the street.
"Church Of The Poison Mind" (MP3)
Step out like a god on Shabbos
with your eyes across the street
Step out like a god found child
I saw your eyes across the street
Shabbos is the Jewish Sabbath, observed from Friday sunset to after dark Saturday night.
"Church Of The Poison Mind" (MP3)
Step outta light of Gotham, child
I saw your eyes across the street
Step out like a god found child
I saw your eyes across the street
"Church Of The Poison Mind" (MP3)
The judge of the thong and the lion
The church of the poison mind
"Church of the Poison Mind" (MP3)
Church of the boys in mind
Church of the Poison Mind
"Church of the Poison Mind" (MP3)
Curse of McDonald’s fries
Church of the Poison Mind
"Church of the Poison Mind" (MP3)
Step out of line--good God will I send your eyes across the street.
Step out like a god found child--I saw your eyes across the street.
Boy George does seem to have a temper problem.
"Church of the Poison Mind" (MP3)
There's a McLovin in your eyes
You used to make my life so sweet
Desolate lovin' in your eyes
You used and made my life so sweet
"Church of the Poison Mind" (MP3)
You step out like a goddamn child
You step out like a God-found child
"Do You Really Want To Hurt Me?" (MP3)
Bit by laws without a reason
I'm prepared to let you go.
This boy loves without a reason
I'm prepared to let you go.
"Do You Really Want To Hurt Me?" (MP3)
Bit by lust with out a reason,
I'm prepared to let you go.
This boy loves without a reason,
I'm prepared to let you go.
"Do You Really Want To Hurt Me?" (MP3)
Do you really want to earn me?
Do you really want to hurt me?
"Do You Really Want To Hurt Me?" (MP3)
I am damned inside your eyes.
I have danced inside your eyes.
"Do You Really Want To Hurt Me?" (MP3)
I cannot be real.
How can I be real?
"Do You Really Want To Hurt Me?" (MP3)
I have dams inside your eyes.
I have danced inside your eyes.
"Do You Really Want To Hurt Me?" (MP3)
I have danced inside your eyes
How can that be real?
I have danced inside your eyes
How can I be real?
"Do You Really Want To Hurt Me?" (MP3)
I have died inside your eyes.
I have danced inside your eyes.
"Do You Really Want To Hurt Me?" (MP3)
If my love without a reason
I'm prepared to let you go.
This boy loves without a reason
I'm prepared to let you go.
"Do You Really Want To Hurt Me?" (MP3)
Lots of steppers step too far.
That's a step a step too far.
"Do You Really Want To Hurt Me?" (MP3)
Precious kiss is what's upon me
Precious kisses, words that burn me
"Do You Really Want To Hurt Me?" (MP3)
Precious kisses
Are what hurts me
Love is never asking why.
Precious kisses
Words that burn me
Lovers never ask you why.
"Do You Really Want To Hurt Me?" (MP3)
You've been talking 'bout believing.
You've been talking, but believe me.
"Do You Really Want to Hurt Me?" (MP3)
Do you really want some herpes?
Do you really want to hurt me?
"Do You Really Want to Hurt Me?" (MP3)
Do you really want to make me drown?
Do you really want to make me cry?
"Do You Really Want to Hurt Me?" (MP3)
Do you really want to make me fly?
Do you really want to make me cry?
"Do You Really Want to Hurt Me?" (MP3)
Do you really want to squirt pee?
Do you really want to hurt me?
"Do You Really Want to Hurt Me?" (MP3)
Words of feeling are housebroken
Words of feeling I have spoken
"Do You Really Want to Hurt Me" (MP3)
Do you really want Mickey Mouse?
Do you really want to make me cry?
"Do You Really Want to Hurt Me" (MP3)
Give me more
Give me love
"Do You Really Want to Hurt Me" (MP3)
Killing time
Give me time
"God Thank You Woman"
Something what you need
Something quite unique
"I Just Wanna Be Loved" (MP3)
I just wanna be locked
I just wanna be loved
A ton of foil
I'll tumble 4 ya
A tub of oil
I'll tumble for ya.
Autumnaphobia
I'll tumble for ya
Did he say baby?
Or I'm mature
Did he say maybe?
Or I'm not sure
Go undercover
I'll tumble 4 ya
Goya oh boya
I'll Tumble 4 Ya
Hi Dumbledora
I'll Tumble 4 Ya
I don't abhor ya.
I'll tumble 4 ya'.
I'll be your baby, I'll be your store
I'll be your baby, I'll be your score
I'll be your store
I'll be your score
I'll call my lawyer
I'll tumble for ya
I'll come before ya
I'll Tumble 4 Ya
I'll come to Florida
I'll Tumble 4 Ya
I'll comfort for ya
I'll tumble 4 ya
I'll double door ya
I'll tumble 4 ya
I'll double for ya.
I'll tumble for ya.
I'll tell my lawyer,
I'll tell my lawyer,
I'll tell my lawyer,
I'll tell him on you
I'll tumble 4 ya,
I'll tumble 4 ya,
I'll tumble 4 ya,
I'll tumble for you
I'll tell my lawyer
I'll tumble for ya
I'll tumble boredom
I'll tumble 4 ya
I'll tumble in the foyer.
I'll tumble for ya.
I'll tumble on ya
I'll tumble on ya
I'll tumble on ya
I'll tumble him on you.
I'll tumble 4 ya
I'll tumble 4 ya
I'll tumble 4 ya
I'll tumble for you.
I'm Californian
or
From California
I'll Tumble 4 Ya
I'm Dumbledora
I'll tumble for ya
I'm a double boiler
I'm a double boiler
I'm a double boiler
I'll tumble for ya
I'll tumble for ya
I'll tumble for ya
I'm from La Jolla.
I'll tumble for ya.
I'll tell Movia
or
I'm someone's voyeur
or
I'm someone's voyeur
I'll tumble for ya
October warrior
I'll tumble for ya.
Oh California
I'll tumble 4 ya
Out in the foyer
I'll telephone you.
I'll tumble for ya
I'll tumble for you.
The boy with pocket slander
The boy with pop is slender
Who's got that new boy jammin'?
Who's got that new boy gender?
Who's got the lewd boy jammin'
Who's got the new boy gender
Who's got the new Boy George, yeah?
Who's got the new boy gender?
Dance to the count of three.
Dance with the counterfeit.
It's America, It's America
It's a Miracle, It's a Miracle
It's a vehicle
It's a Miracle
Pizza miracle
It's a Miracle
Become a, come a, come a, come a comedian
Karma, karma, karma, karma chameleon
Become a, come a, come a, come a, come a chameleon
Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma chameleon
Came-, came-, came-, came-
Came-, Camelia
Karma, karma, karma, karma
Karma chameleon.
Can I, can I, can I, can I become a chameleon
Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma chameleon
Caramel caramel caramel caramel caramel comedian
Karma karma karma karma karma chameleon
Carmen, Carmen, Carmen, Carmen, Carmen Sandiego
Karma, Karma, Karma, Karma, Karma Chameleon
Carmen Sandiego is the name of a CD-ROM franchise.
Caramel chameleon
or
Carnal chameleon
or
Carnal chameleon
Karma chameleon
You must pronounce caramel "KAR-mull" to get it, otherwise you won't.
Cut a live pine tree
and decorate it red and green
or
Dere go dem dreams
or
let go and dream
or
Colors were like me dreams ...
Wet golden dreams. Wet golden dreams.
or
Colors were like me dreams ...
Wet golden dreams. Wet golden dreams.
Colors were like my dreams ...
Red, gold and green. Red, gold and green
Colors were like my dreams
Rare, golden dreams.
Colors were like my dreams
Red, gold and green.
Coma coma coma coma coma comedian
Karma karma karma karma karma chameleon
Coma to me, Leon.
Karma chameleon
Come a, come a, come a, come a, come a Camelia.
Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma chameleon
Come a, come a, come a, come a, come a ca here Leanne.
Karma Karma Karma Karma, Karma Chameleon
Come on to me, Leanne.
Karma Chameleon
Come on, come on, come on, Amelia
You come on now
You come on now
Karma,karma, karma chameleon
You come and go
You come and go
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on show me your gun.
You commando, you commando
Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma kameleon.
You come and go, you come and go
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, Camelia.
Karma, Karma, Karma, Karma, Karma Chameleon
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on
Come on Camelia.
Karma, karma, karma, karma
Karma chameleon.
Come on, come on, come on, come on
Come on, comedian!
Karma, karma, karma, karma,
Karma chameleon.
Come unto me, Leon.
Karma Chameleon
Come unto to me, Leanne
Karma chameleon
Come-a come-a come-a come-a Come unto me Leon
Karma karma karma karma Karma Chameleon
Come-a, Come-a, Come-a, Come-a
Come-a to me, Leon.
Come-a, come-a, come-a, come-a
Karma chameleon.
Come-a, come-a, come-a, come-a ka-me-di-a
Karma, Karma, Karma, Karma Chameleon
Comma comma comma comma comma chameleon
you commando, you commando
Karma karma karma karma karma chameleon
you come and go, you come and go
Comma, comma, comma, comma, comma and period
Karma, Karma, Karma, Karma, Karma Chameleon
Comment comment comment comment comment on me Leanne
Karma karma karma karma Karma Chameleon
Common common common common common chameleon
or
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, Chameleon
or
Comma, comma, comma, comma, comma, chameleon
Karma, karma, karma, karma, Karma Chameleon
Corny, corny, corny, corny, corny chameleon
Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma chameleon
Desert loving in your eyes
There's a loving in your eyes all the way
Every day is like survival
You're my lover, Not my rifle.
Every day is like survival
You're my lover, not my rival.
Every day is like survival
You're my lover and I'm my rival.
Every day is like survival
You're my lover, not my rival.
Every day is like the bible
Every day is like survival
Every day is like tomorrow
I'm your lover, not your borough.
Every day is like survival
You're my lover, not my rival.
Everyday I read the bible
You're my lover not my bible
or
Every day is like tomorrow
You're my lover, not my bravo
or
Every day is like tomorrow
You're my lover, not my bravo
Everyday is like survival
You're my lover not my rival
Every day is like tomorrow
Every day is like survival
Everyday is like Survivor.
Everyday is like survival.
Editors note: Hopefully the person is referring to the band Survivor, and not the tv show, because this song was recorded in 1983 and the tv show Survivor didn't even come out until 2000. So if you referred to the TV show, that would clearly be an anachronism.
Come-a Come-a Come-a Come Become a Camelia
or
Comma Chameleon
or
Come become, become, become, become a comedian
or
Come-a, come-a, come-a, come-a come-a with Leanne, She come with me, she come with me.
or
...Come a, Come a, Come a to me Leon.
or
Come On, Wheel Me In.
or
Come on to me Leon
or
Gobble, gobble, come here
or
Gobble, gobble, come here
Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma, Chameleon
According to Boy George, "...it's about the terrible fear of alienation that people have the fear of standing up for one things. It's about trying to suck up to everybody... What we're saying in the song is, if you aren't true, then you get kharma - justice."
Going, going, going, going, going bohemian
Karma, Karma, Karma, Karma, Karma Chameleon
How to settle a contradiction
How to sell a contradiction.
I'm a man who doesn't grow.
I'm a man who doesn't know.
I'm a man who doesn't know
How to say the country diction.
I'm a man who doesn't know
How to sell the contradiction.
I'm a man with air-conditioning.
I'm a man without conviction.
I'm a man without a vision
I'm a man without a goal.
I'm a man without conviction
I'm a man who doesn't know.
I'm a man without condition.
I'm a man without conviction.
I'm a man without condition
I'm a man who doesn't love
How to sail a contradiction
You come and grow
You come and grow
I'm a man without conviction
I'm a man who doesn't know
How to sell a contradiction
You come and go
You come and go
I'm a man without conviction
Armour man who does a gnome.
I'm a man without conviction
I'm a man who doesn't know.
I'm a man without conviction
I'm a man who doesn't know
How to sell a country diction.
I'm a man without conviction
I'm a man who doesn't know
How to sell a contradiction.
I'm a man without cornflake, son
I'm a man without conviction
I'm a man, but now I'm women.
I'm a man without conviction.
I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a comedian.
Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma chameleon
I'm in love, without condition
I'm a man without conviction.
I'ma I'ma I'ma I'ma Comedian
Karma Karma Karma Karma Chameleon
Is there loving in your eyes all the way?
Desert loving in your eyes all the way
Johann Lafer
You're my lover
Kama, Kama, Kama, Kama, come make a million.
Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma, chameleon.
Karma, karma, karma, karma,karma chameleon
Come on come on come on come on come on Camelia(R)
Don't look at the sun.
Khana-khana-khana-khana-khanacademy
You learn your math you learn your maaath
Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma chameleon
You come and go you come and goooo
Les gold and green (2)
Red gold and green (2)
Les: the shortened form of Leslie or Lesley
Love is so feezy so color so like my dreams,
Ray golden dreams, ray golden dreams
Loving would be easy if your colors were like my dreams
Red, gold, and green. Red, gold, and green
Lovin' would be easy if you don't realize my dream
Loving would be easy if your colors were like my dreams
Lovin' would be easy if you would come and so light my dreams.
Red golden dreams. Red golden dreams.
Lovin' would be easy if your colors were like my dreams.
Red, gold and green. Red, gold and green.
Lovin' would be easy if your colours were like my dreams.
Where's Golders Green,
Where's Golders Green?
Lovin' would be easy if your colours were like my dreams.
Red, gold and green.
Red, gold and green.
Lovin' would be easy if your colours were like my jeans.
Wear golden jeans,
Wear golden jeans..
Lovin' would be easy if your colours were like my dreams.
Red, gold and green.
Red, gold and green.
Loving would be easy if you caramelised my dreams.
Loving would be easy if your colors were like my dreams.
Loving would be easy if you color shallacked my dreams.
Loving would be easy if your colors were like my dreams.
Loving would be easy if you colostocized my dreams.
Loving would be easy if your colors were like my dreams.
Loving would be easy if you fellas would like my dreams.
Loving would be easy if your colours were like my dreams.
Loving would be easy if you'd color my anal beads,
Red, gold, and green, red, gold, and green.
Loving would be easy if your colors were like my dreams,
Red, gold, and green, red, gold, and green.
Loving would be easy if your brothers would like my penis
Loving would be easy if your colors were like my dreams
Loving would be easy if your colors were like my dream
Let go them dreams, let go them dreams!
Loving would be easy if your colours were like my dream
Red, gold and green, red, gold and green
Loving would be easy if your colors were like my dreams
Them golden dreams, wet golden dreams
Loving would be easy if your colors were like my dreams
Red, gold, and green. Red, gold, and green
Record and breathe
Red, gold and green
Red-Golden bees Red-Golden bees
Red, gold and green
Red, gold and green
Red-golden dream
Red, gold, and green
This no can be
This no can be
Red, gold and green
Red, gold and green
When you go you come forever
When you go you're gone forever
With golden dreams
With golden dreams
Red, gold and green
Red, gold and green
With golden wheat.
With golden wheat
Red, gold and green.
Red, gold and green
You're my lover,
not my rifle
You're my lover,
not my rival
You're my lover, and not my bible
You're my lover, and not my rival
You're my lover, not my Bible.
You're my lover, not my rival.
Come on, come on, come on, come on to me, Dion.
Karma karma karma chamelon
Loving would be easy if your colors would like my dream
Let go them dreams, let go them dreams!
Loving would be easy if your colors were like my dream
Red, gold and green, red, gold and green
Bet you got a good gun
Bet you know how to have some fun in bed
Bet you got a good gun
Bet you know how to have some fun and then
Bet you got a good gun
Bet you know how
To have some fun in bed.
Well turn it around on me because
I'm better than the rest of the men.
Bet you got a good gun
Bet you know how
To have some fun and then,
You turn it around on me because
I'm better than the rest of the men.
Cause this love that I have to give must be better than last time
Cause this love that I have to give must be better than that kind
Grab my golden head.
I'll teach you and you'll never be short
Grab my golden hand.
I'll teach you and you'll never be sure
I know you miss me tonight.
I know you'll miss me blind.
I know you miss me, but I...
I know you miss me blind.
I know you'll miss me for life.
I know you'll miss me blind.
I know you'll miss me for life
or
I know you'll kiss me tonight
or
I know you will sleep tonight
I know you'll miss me blind
I know you'll miss me tonight
I know you'll miss me blind
I know you'll miss me, blood
I know you'll miss me blind
I know you're in sync
I know you'll miss me
I know you're listening
I know you'll miss me
I know you're pissed off
I know you'll miss me
I know you're risking for life
I know you'll miss me blind
I know you're risky
or
I know you're risque
I know you'll miss me
I know you're whispering
I know you'll miss me
I know your history
I know you'll miss me
Merci
or
Messy
or
Nestle
or
Lassie
Miss me
Now there's no need to be mad 'bout my golden hair
Now there's no need to demand grab my golden hand
Now there's no need to demand 'bout my golden hair
Now there's no need to demand, grab my golden hand
Oooh, I love yo' mincemeat
I love yo' mincemeat
I love yo' mincemeat pie-hiie.
Oooh, I know you miss me
I know you miss me
I know you miss me buh-liiie-hiiind.
You're gonna miss me tonight
I know you miss me blind
Make mistake in the tree
Make mistake number 3
Boom-boom-boomerang
Move move move away
Do, do, do away with the Charlie
Move, move, move away from me darling
Goo-Goo-Googling
Move, move, move away
If I can save this for Judgment Day,
You know I'd be a millionaire
If I can say this was Judgment Day,
You know I'd be a millionaire
Move move move away from the Dalek
Move move move away from me darling
New new boomerang
Move move move away
Nu-Nu-NuvaRing
Move, move, move away
Poop poop poop away
Move move move away
You can do the way
Move move move away
"The Medal Song"
Some go east, some go west
Will I wear a medal again?
Some go east, some go west
We can dance and bring on the rain.
Sun go east, sun go west
Will I wear a medal again?
Sun go east, son go west
We can dance and bring on the rain.
"The Medal Song"
Song go east, song go west
Sun go east, sun go west
And Devo stupid
And people stupid
And big boys stupid
And people stupid
And love means nothing
In some strange chorus.
And love means nothing
In some strange quarters.
And love means nothing
In some strange corners.
And love means nothing
In some strange quarters.
Girl you got to lean on.
You can't do that to me, no.
Girl, you got to lean on.
You can't do that to me, no.
Like a Pilkenstein
We were burning witches too.
Like a Phillistine
We were burning witches too.
More was stupid
War was stupid
Moron stupid
War was stupid
Sensible hat, oi!
Senso hant-ai
"Time (Clock Of The Heart)" (MP3)
Time is like a-cluckin' my heart.
Time is like a clock in my heart.
"Time (Clock of the Heart)" (MP3)
Don't put your head on my soldier
Don't put your head on my shoulder
"Time (Clock of the Heart)" (MP3)
It's time
In time
"Time (Clock of the Heart)" (MP3)
The time is special I know
The time is precious I know
"Time (Clock of the Heart)" (MP3)
Tide won't give me Tide
Time won't give me time
"Unfortunate Thing"
Don't call me poor, now.
Don't call me bwana.
Pull my puppy strings
Pull my puppet strings
They shine when you rise
They shine in your eyes
When you do those things for my puppet strings
And the stranger's void for you
When you do those things, pull my puppet strings
I have the strangest void for you
The song is about Boy George's then publicly unknown relationship with drummer Jon Moss. Perhaps Boy George is gay?
"White Boy"
Your wife looks like an enemy.
You're white, dance like an enemy.
"Your Kisses Are Charity" (MP3)
If you're a lion, she's in Italy
If you lie and cheat so easily