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"All I Have To Do Is Dream"
I can make you mine, taste your lips unwind.
I can make you mine, taste your lips of wine.
"All I Have To Do Is Dream"
Only trouble is cheez whiz
Only trouble is gee whiz
"All I Have To Do Is Dream"
When I won't chew in my arms.
When I want you in my arms.
"All I Have to Do Is Dream"
Breathe, breathe, breathe
Dream, dream, dream
"All I Have to Do Is Dream"
Drink, drink, drink
Dream, dream, dream
"All I Have to Do Is Dream"
Read, read, read
Dream, dream, dream
"All I Have to Do Is Dream"
Wee, wee, wee
Dream, dream, dream
"All I Have to Do Is Dream"
When I feel gloom
When I feel blue
Please remember to capitalize the word "Is" in titles. All verb words, regardless of length, MUST be capitalized in titles!!
"Be Bop a Lula"
Beam bop a lu la
Be bop a lula
"Be Bop a Lula"
Bean bop a lula, she's my baby.
Be bop a lula, she's my baby.
"Be Bop a Lula"
Beat bop a lula, she's mah baby.
Be bop a lula, she's mah baby.
"Be Bop a Lula"
Bing bop a lula, she's mah baby.
Be bop a lula, she's mah baby.
"Bird Dog"
Bird dog, you better leave my loving cup alone.
Bird dog, you better leave my lovey-dove alone.
"Bird Dog"
But when he chokes my honey
He's a dog
He's choking her so funny
What a dog
But when he jokes my honey
He's a dog
His jokin' ain't so funny
What a dog
"Bird Dog"
He's in teacher's bed now
He's the teacher's pet now
"Bird Dog"
Now see what you can get now.
What he wants he can get now.
"Bird Dog"
To me he's just a woof-dog.
To me he's just a wolf dog.
"Bye Bye Love"
Bye bye love bye bye sweet Cloress
Bye bye love bye bye sweet caress
"Bye Bye Love"
Bye bye, swankiness
Bye bye, sweet caress.
"Bye Bye Love"
Bye bye, sweep the rest
Bye bye, sweet caress.
"Bye Bye Love"
Bye bye, sweet Chris
Bye bye, sweet caress.
"Bye Bye Love"
Hello ambulance
Hello emptiness
"Bye Bye Love"
Hello, empty nest
Hello, emptiness
Editor's note: It is not plausible to have heard this line as "Internet" or "ethernet" because those things didn't exist in the 1950s.
"Bye Bye Love"
I'm through with accountin' the stars above.
I'm through with a' countin' the stars above.
"Bye Bye Love"
I'm through with accounting
I'm through with a-counting
"Carol Jane"
A** of blue know she's true
Carol, Carol Jane.
Eyes of blue know she's true
Carol, Carol Jane.
"Carol Jane"
As a blue nose, she's true Carol, Carol Jane.
Eyes of blue know she's true Carol, Carol Jane.
"Carol Jane"
As a blue note it's true, Carol.
Eyes of blue know she's true,Carol.
"Carol Jane"
Carol, Carol, Carol Jing
Carol, Carol, Carol Jane
"Carol Jane"
You make me sane, and Jordan rains.
You make me sing, and joy you bring.
"Carol Jane"
You make me sane, enjoy your brains.
You make me sing, and joy you bring.
Don't need your love in a jar
Don't want your love anymore
I got to stay home
You know a man came crawl'n
I got to stand tall
You know a man can't crawl
I've got a sad woe
I've gotta stand tall
Patch Cathy's gown.
That's Cathy's clown.
"Claudette"
She's the thirtieth gal that I ever bed.
She's the greatest little gal that I ever met.
"Claudette"
When me and my new baby have a 'tato drink
I'm gonna ask my baby to marry me.
When me and my new baby have a date or three
I'm gonna ask my baby if she'll marry me.
"Claudette"
When me and my new baby have a 'tato treat
I'm gonna ask my baby if she'll marry me.
When me and my new baby have a date or three
I'm gonna ask my baby if she'll marry me.
"Crying In The Rain" (MP3)
Raindrops falling from Evan
Will never wash away my menstruating.
Raindrops falling from Heaven
Will never wash away my misery.
"Devoted To You"
I'll be yours till the end of time
I'll adore your charms so blind.
I'll be yours til the end of time
I'll adore your charms sublime.
"Donna, Donna"
Donna, Donna, why'd ya do me like that?
Donna, Donna, why'd ya wanna do that?
If I ever get to Heaven
I'll bed the first angel I'll recognize.
If I ever get to Heaven
I'll bet the first angel I'll recognize.
If I ever gift to Heaven, I'll bet.
If I ever get to Heaven, I'll bet.
My enemy eyes
My ebony eyes
On a weekend past, I wouldn't have had time.
On a weekend pass, I wouldn't have had time.
Then I felt her burning break deep inside.
Then I felt a burning break deep inside.
"Gone Gone Gone"
I'll be gonged, gong, gong, gong.
I'll be gone, gone, gone, gone.
"Hey Doll Baby"
You walk around nude, lookin' so fine.
You walk around here, lookin' so fine.
"Hey Doll Baby"
You woke around near, lukin so fine.
You walk around here, lookin' so fine.
"I'm Just Here to Get My Baby Out of Jail"
I'm not in here down to stay.
I'm not in your town to stay.
I hope your TV's always black.
I hope your TV's always bad.
I hope your TVs always black
I hope your luck gets f***ed up on black ants until you want a kiss from me.
I hope your TVs always bad
I hope your luck gets stuck on black cats until you want a kiss from me.
"It's Been Nice (Goodnight)"
Don't try to shake my Hanes.
Don't try to shake my hand.
"It's Been Nice (Goodnight)"
Don't try to shake my hand
Don't try to punch me out.
Don't try to shake my hand
Don't try to brush me off.
"It's Been Nice (Goodnight)"
Don't try to shave my head
Don't try to cut me bald.
Don't try to shake my hand
Don't try to brush me off.
"It's Been Nice (Goodnight)"
Don't try to shave my head
Don't try to cut me bald.
Don't try to shake my hand
Don't try to brush me off.
"It's Been Nice (Goodnight)"
I'm so willing and wild
Kissin' time is right now.
I'm so ready and wow!
Kissin' time is right now!
"It's Been Nice(Goodnight)"
Don't try to brush my c***
When I bend over to steal a t**.
Don't try to brush me off
When I bend over to steal a kiss.
"It's Been Nice(Goodnight)"
Don't try to shave my head.
Don't try to shake my hand.
"It's Been Nice(Goodnight)"
I got to get up fairly early in the morning.
I got to get up very early in the morning.
"Jezebel"
If ever the devil was porn without a bear of thorns.`
If ever the devil was born without a pair of horns.
You say no more kisses until we masturbate.
You say no more kisses until we graduate.
"Keep A' Lovin' Me"
It's a secret you know Tom can prove.
It's a secret you know time can prove.
"Leave My Woman Alone"
If you don't want your dumb a** to get into trouble
If you don't want, you don't have to get into trouble.
"Leave My Woman Alone"
If you don't want your dumb ant to get into trouble
If you don't want, you don't have to get into trouble.
"Leave My Woman Alone"
If you don't want, you don't act to get into trouble.
If you don't want, you don't have to get into trouble.
"Leave My Woman Alone"
If you're Dung Wong, you don't have to get into trouble.
If you don't want, you don't have to get into trouble.
"Let It Be Me"
God bless the day I found you.
I bless the day I found you.
"Lightning Express" (MP3)
The Sterno conductor was making his rounds.
The stern old conductor then started his round.
'Cause when you lead me, I'll be a long time gone.
'Cause when you leave me, I'll be a long time gone.
"Love Hurts"
Love wounds and scars any heart
That's tough or strong enough.
Love wounds and mars any heart
Not tough nor strong enough.
"Love Of My Life"
Harlots must be sweet destiny.
Our love must be sweet destiny.
"Lucille"
Lucille, oh what is in your daddy's still?
Lucille, you don't do your daddy's will.
"Maybe Tomorrow"
Our love will stand the test of time
And our agents won't be there to draw the line.
Our love will stand the test of time
And our ages won't be there to draw the line.
"Memories Are Made Of This"
Don't forget a small mood bean.
Don't forget a small moonbeam.
"Memories Are Made Of This"
Don't forget a small mood ring
Fold it lightly with a dream.
Don't forget a small moonbeam
Fold it lightly with a dream.
"Memories Are Made Of This"
Don't forget a small moon bead.
Don't forget a small moon beam.
Been eatin' these aprons all my life.
Been eatin' these acorns all my life.
Jailbird,jailbird
What makes your bar so hard?
Jaybird,jaybird
What makes you fly so high?
Tapir, tapir
What makes you fly so high?
Jaybird, jaybird
What makes you fly so high?
"My Grandfather's Clock"
It was taller by a** than the old man himself.
It was taller by half than the old man himself.
"My Grandfather's Clock"
Nineteen years without rumbling
Ninety years without slumbering
"My Grandfather's Clock"
Nineteen years without slumbering tick-tock.
Ninety years without slumbering tick-tock.
I've lost my prize and everything.
I've lost my pride and everything.
She kissed me once and I was unscrewed
I'll play the cost.
She kissed me once and I was lost
She thrills me now I'll pay the cost.
She kissed me one and I was on screws
And trills me and I'll pay the cost.
She'd kiss me once and I was lost
She thrills me now I'll pay the cost.
The music's deep within my arms.
The music's deep within my heart.
The music's deep within my arms
She looks at me the dancing starts
I'm just a foolish mirrory-Annette
I'll never break a single strain.
The music's deep within my heart
She looks at me the dancing starts
I'm just a foolish marrionette
I'll never break a single string.
"Oh What A Feeling"
I sit here by the phone
I hope you'll never call.
I sit here by the phone
I know you'll never call.
"On The Wings Of A Nightingale"
Oh, I feel so pity, pity
Oh, I can feel something happening
"On The Wings Of A Nightingale"
When we make love
Oh when we love
"On the Wings of a Nightingale"
We'll fly together to the land of the purple sun
We'll fly together to the land of eternal sun
"Poetry In Motion"
Oh ! A tree in motion
Poetry in motion
"Poor Jenny"
Her brother's gonna rat me out of town on a rail.
Her brother's gonna ride me out of town on a rail.
"Poor Jenny"
It seems a shame
That Jenny had to go get apprehended
A heck of a bake.
It seems a shame
That Jenny had to go get apprehended
A heck of a fate.
"Poor Jenny"
When someone hid my Jenny
She went out like a light.
When someone hit my Jenny
She went out like a light.
"Rip It Up"
A pig threw up in my 88
I picked her up in my 88
"Rip It Up"
Got me a date
Ah Wong be laid.
Got me a date
I won't be late.
"Rip It Up"
I'm gonna rock it up, and bowl tonight!
I'm gonna rock it up, and ball to-night!
"Rip It Up"
Sad and denied, I just got pet.
Saturday night, I just got paid.
"Rip It Up"
Shack on down to the union hole.
Shag on down to the union hall.
"Should We Tell Him?"
I left mad as hell--thought
That I might feel better
Down at the cafe where we used to go.
I left them there together
Thought that I might feel better
Down at the cafe where we used to go.
"Should We Tell Him?"
I left mad at her,thought that I might feel better
Down at the camp pit where we used to go.
I left them there together, thought that I might feel better
Down at the cafe where we used to go.
"Should We Tell Him?"
S***, we tell him?
Should we tell him?
"Sigh, Cry, Almost Die"
Just go on bein' nude.
Just go on bein' you.
"Since You Broke My Heart"
Read a book or serve ER
Read a book or study art
"So Sad"
We used to pass the time together.
We used to have good times together.
"Some Sweet Day"
I hope that I can take you and make you my very young.
I hope that I can take you and make you my very own.
"Some Sweet Day"
You'll look at me and silo
And then you'll tell me that you're Milo.
You'll look at me and sigh, love
And then you'll tell me that you're my love.
"Stick With Me, Baby" (MP3)
Stick it in me, baby
We'll finally get laid.
Stick with me, baby
We'll find a way.
"Take A Message To Mary"
Take a message to Mary
But don't say I'm in the can.
Take a message to Mary
But don't say I'm in a jam.
"That's What You Do To Me"
My voice gets weak when I try to squeak
That's what you do to me.
My voice gets weak when I try to speak
That's what you do to me.
"Til I Kissed You"
Mmmm, you got a whale about you
Mmmm, you got a way about you
"Til I Kissed You"
Never knew what I missed, Nikita Kruschev
Never knew what I missed, 'till I kissed ya
"Til I Kissed You"
Until I kissed Jeff.
Until I kissed you.
"Til I Kissed You"
You have a whale about you.
You have a way about you.
"Wake Up Little Susie"
Break up with a doozy
Wake up little Susie
"Wake Up Little Susie"
I reckon they should be shot,
wake up little suzie
Our reputation is shot,
wake up little suzie
"Wake Up Little Susie"
Our goose is cooked
Our red potato is shot.
Our goose is cooked
Our reputation is shot.
"Wake Up Little Susie"
The movie wasn't so hock
It didn't have much of a pluck
We fell asleep
Our goose is gooped
Our reputation is shocked.
The movie wasn't so hot
It didn't have much of a plot
We fell asleep
Our goose is cooked
Our reputation is shot.
"Wake Up Little Susie"
The movie wasn't so hot,
it didn't have much of a bop
We fell asleep, our goose is cooked,
I read the Nation is shocked!
The movie wasn't so hot,
it didn't have much of a plot
We fell asleep, our goose is cooked,
our reputation is shot
"Wake Up Little Susie"
The movie wasn't so hot
It didn't add much of a plot.
The movie wasn't so hot
It didn't have much of a plot.
"Wake Up Little Susie"
Wake up a little boozy
Wake up little Susie
"Wake Up Little Susie"
Wake up, Linda Suzie.
Wake up, little Susie.
"Wake Up Little Susie"
Wake up, big and juicy
Wake up Little Susie
"Wake Up Little Susie"
Wake up, feel snoozing
Wake up, little Susie.
"Wake Up Little Susie"
Well, Susie baby, looks like we do forget
Well, Susie baby, looks like we goofed again
"Wake Up Little Susie"
Well, Susie baby, looks like we pooped again.
Well, Susie baby, looks like we goofed again
"Wake Up Little Susie"
When are we gonna tickle your mama,
when are we gonna tickle your pa
What are we gonna tell-a your mama,
what are we gonna tell-a your pa
Think about the love that burns in my arms for you.
Think about the love that burns within my heart for you.
Woke rat bake to me this minute.
Walk right back to me this minute.
"When Will I Be Loved?"
When will I beat off?
When will I be loved?
"When Will I Be Loved?"
When will I feel up?
When will I be loved?
"Who's Gonna Shoe Your Pretty Little Feet?" (MP3)
Who's gonna glove your little Hanes?
Who's gonna glove your little hands?
"Who's Gonna Shoe Your Pretty Little Feet?" (MP3)
Who's gonna glove your little hen?
Who's gonna glove your little hands?