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"At 17"
I learned the truth at seventeen
That love was meant for you and me
I learned the truth at seventeen
That love was meant for beauty queens
"At 17"
and those of us with 9 average faces (would have liked it to be faces).
And those of us with ravaged faces
Lacking in the social graces
Desperately remained at home
And high school girls with clear-skinned smiles
American and infantile.
And high school girls with clear skinned-smiles
Who marry young and then retire.
And high school girls with clear-skinned smiles
American and infantile.
And high school girls with clear-skinned smiles
Who marry young and then retire.
And table for the elderly
And haven for the elderly
And those of us with added faces
And those of us with ravaged faces
And those of us with rabbit's faces
Lacking in the social graces.
And those of us with ravaged faces
Lacking in the social graces.
And those of us with radish faces
Lacking in the choice of races.
And those of us with ravished faces
Lacking in the social graces.
And those of us with rubbish faces
Lacking in the social graces.
And those of us with ravaged faces
Lacking in the social graces.
Destiny remains at home
Desperately remained at home
I learned the truth of seven seas
I learned the truth at seventeen
I murdered, faked insanity
All ugly girls like me, at seventeen.
And murmur vague obscenities
At ugly girls like me, at seventeen.
Lacking in the social distance
Lacking in the social graces
Those of us with average faces.
Those of us with ravaged faces.
"Bright Lights And Promises" (MP3)
Over by the suckadilly bar.
Loosen up the sucker by the bar.
"Bright Lights and Promises" (MP3)
Overused and much abused promises of the lay
or
Overused and much abused promises are too late
or
Overused and much abused promises are too late
Overused and much abused promises of delight
"Society's Child (Baby I've Been Thinking)" (MP3)
Until they churn and say
Until they turn and say
Pretty soon he'll be quality
Preachers of equality
"Under the Covers"
They make better lovers
Or so I've been told
Under the covers
That's where you discover
If your man is old
They make better lovers
Or so I've been told
Under the covers
That's where you discover
If your man is whole