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"22 Acacia Avenue" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Twenty two, the barbecue
Original Lyrics:
Twenty two, the avenue
"Aces High" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rolling, turnip, dammit.
Original Lyrics:
Rolling, turning, diving
"Aces High" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There goes the sound of the guns sending f**k
Original Lyrics:
There goes the sound of the guns sending flak
"Alexander the Great" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Near to the east, in a part of ancient Greece,
In an ancient land called Macedonia,
Was born a son, to be the master;
The legend, his name, was Alexander.
In an ancient land called Macedonia,
Was born a son, to be the master;
The legend, his name, was Alexander.
Original Lyrics:
Near to the east, in a part of ancient Greece,
In an ancient land called Macedonia,
Was born a son, to Philip of Macedon;
The legend, his name, was Alexander.
In an ancient land called Macedonia,
Was born a son, to Philip of Macedon;
The legend, his name, was Alexander.
"Am Dorado"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take a d**k pic for the ride
Original Lyrics:
Take a ticket for the ride
"Another Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a lady lying in a bed
Sweet voices come into my head
What it is? I don't wanna know
It's telling me he's got to go.
Sweet voices come into my head
What it is? I don't wanna know
It's telling me he's got to go.
Original Lyrics:
As I lay here lying on my bed
Sweet voices come into my head
Oh what it is? I wanna know
Please, won't you tell me? It's got to go.
Sweet voices come into my head
Oh what it is? I wanna know
Please, won't you tell me? It's got to go.
"Be Quick or Be Dead" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stink eyes in heaven
Original Lyrics:
Snake eyes in heaven
"Blood Brothers"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're bird brothers.
Original Lyrics:
We're blood brothers.
"Brighter Than a Thousand Suns"
Misheard Lyrics:
Old visions are rising
Through icy veils of love and hate
Chain medals of Satan
What something has led us all to this?
Old visions are rising
Through icy veils of love and hate
Could this be the fury?
Through icy veils of love and hate
Chain medals of Satan
What something has led us all to this?
Old visions are rising
Through icy veils of love and hate
Could this be the fury?
Original Lyrics:
All nations are rising
Through acid veils of love and hate
Chain letters of Satan
Uncertainty led us all to this.
All nations are rising
Through acid veils of love and hate
Cold fusion and fury.
Through acid veils of love and hate
Chain letters of Satan
Uncertainty led us all to this.
All nations are rising
Through acid veils of love and hate
Cold fusion and fury.
"Brighter Than a Thousand Suns"
Misheard Lyrics:
Out of the universe, a strange love is born
Original Lyrics:
Out of the universe, a strange light is born
"Brighter Than a Thousand Suns"
Misheard Lyrics:
We will sleep to souls within
Atom seeds of nuclear gust is driven
Atom seeds of nuclear gust is driven
Original Lyrics:
We will split our souls within
Atom seeds to nuclear dust is riven
Atom seeds to nuclear dust is riven
"Bring Your Daughter To The Slaughter"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bring me a doughnut.
Original Lyrics:
Bring me your daughter.
"Bring Your Daughter to the Slaughter"
Misheard Lyrics:
And all the mints are still in town
Original Lyrics:
And all the myths are still in town
"Bring Your Daughter to the Slaughter"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bring me a doughnut to the sauna
Original Lyrics:
Bring me your daughter to the slaughter
"Bring Your Daughter to the Slaughter"
Misheard Lyrics:
Honey it's getting close to midnight and all the bats are still in town
or
Honey it's getting close to midnight and all the baths are still in town
or
Honey it's getting close to midnight and all the baths are still in town
Original Lyrics:
Honey it's getting close to midnight and all the myths are still in town
"Bring Your Daughter to the Slaughter"
Misheard Lyrics:
Soaking up your foolish bride
or
Soaking up your foolish pride
or
Soaking up your foolish pride
Original Lyrics:
So pick up your foolish pride
"Bring Your Daughter to the Slaughter"
Misheard Lyrics:
Threw lovely lipstick on your leather
Fight the pillow, make no sound
If there's some living to be done
Before your light becomes your tomb
(Later)
So pick up your foolish bride
(Later)
Fetch a doughnut
Fight the pillow, make no sound
If there's some living to be done
Before your light becomes your tomb
(Later)
So pick up your foolish bride
(Later)
Fetch a doughnut
Original Lyrics:
True love and lipstick on your linen
Bite the pillow, make no sound
If there's some living to be done
Before your life becomes your tomb
(Later)
So pick up your foolish pride
(Later)
Fetch your daughter
Bite the pillow, make no sound
If there's some living to be done
Before your life becomes your tomb
(Later)
So pick up your foolish pride
(Later)
Fetch your daughter
"Can I Play With Madness?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can I play with Agnus?
Original Lyrics:
Can I play with madness?
"Can I Play With Madness?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can I play with magic?
Original Lyrics:
Can I play with madness?
"Can I Play With Madness?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can I play with magnets?
Original Lyrics:
Can I play with madness?
"Can I Play With Madness?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can I play with mayonnaise?
Original Lyrics:
Can I play with madness?
"Can I Play With Madness?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can I play with my n**s?
The prophet stared at his crystal bowls.
The prophet stared at his crystal bowls.
Original Lyrics:
Can I play with madness?
The prophet stared at his crystal ball.
The prophet stared at his crystal ball.
"Can I Play With Madness?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can I play with my n**s?
The profit stared at his crystal bowls.
The profit stared at his crystal bowls.
Original Lyrics:
Can I play with madness?
The profit stared at hai crystal ball.
The profit stared at hai crystal ball.
"Can I Play With Madness?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can I play with my nurse?
Original Lyrics:
Can I play with madness?
"Can I Play With Madness?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can I play with my vest
Original Lyrics:
Can I play with madness
"Can I Play With Madness?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can I play with myself?
Original Lyrics:
Can I play with madness?
"Can I Play With Madness?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can I pray with mantis?
Original Lyrics:
Can I play with madness?
"Can I Play With Madness?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can I rape this mattress?
Original Lyrics:
Can I play with madness?
"Can I Play with Madness?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can I play with matches?
Original Lyrics:
Can I play with madness?
"Can I Play with Madness?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Canapé with madness
Original Lyrics:
Can I play with madness?
"Can I Play with Madness" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your souls gonna burn in a liquor fire
Original Lyrics:
Your souls gonna burn in the lake of fire
"Caught Somewhere In Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Costume wearing jerk.
Original Lyrics:
Caught somewhere in time.
"Caught Somewhere In Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
God soon will return
Original Lyrics:
Caught somewhere in time
"Caught somewhere in time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cat somewhere in time
Original Lyrics:
Caught somewhere in time
"Children of the Damned" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You turn into a bat
You're burning in a hat
You're burning in a hat
Original Lyrics:
You turn into the light
You're burning in the night
You're burning in the night
"Dance Of Death"
Misheard Lyrics:
To whiplash what happened to me
Original Lyrics:
To witness what happened to me
"Dream Of Mirrors"
Misheard Lyrics:
A reflected dream, on a kitchen towel
Original Lyrics:
A reflected dream, of a captured time
"Dream Of Mirrors"
Misheard Lyrics:
I only dream in black and white
I only dream come satellite.
I only dream come satellite.
Original Lyrics:
I only dream in black and white
I only dream 'cause I'm alive.
I only dream 'cause I'm alive.
"Dream Of Mirrors"
Misheard Lyrics:
I only dream of black and white
To save me from the seal.
To save me from the seal.
Original Lyrics:
I only dream of black and white
To save me from myself.
To save me from myself.
"Fear Of The Dark"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fear of the dog
Original Lyrics:
Fear of the dark
"Fear Of The Dark"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fear of the duck
Original Lyrics:
Fear of the dark
"Fear Of The Dark"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fear of the f**k
Original Lyrics:
Fear of the dark
"Fear Of The Dark"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fear of the fart.
Original Lyrics:
Fear of the dark.
"Fear Of The Dark"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fear of the narc
Original Lyrics:
Fear of the dark
"Fear Of The Dark"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fear of the spark
Original Lyrics:
Fear of the dark
I worked on the tour. After a problem with an on-stage transformer, which caused several crew members to receive electric shocks, the tour was known as the 'Fear Of The Spark Tour'.
"Fear Of The Dark"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hair of the dog
Original Lyrics:
Fear of the dark
"Fear Of The Dark"
Misheard Lyrics:
He love the dog.
Original Lyrics:
Fear of the dark
"Fear Of The Dark"
Misheard Lyrics:
Philip the dog
Original Lyrics:
Fear of the dark
"Fear of the Dark"
Misheard Lyrics:
F**k You
Original Lyrics:
Fear of the dark
"Flight Of Icarus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fly on your wing like and eagle.
Original Lyrics:
Fly on your way like an eagle.
"Flight Of Icarus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh my God, my bal's are on fire.
Original Lyrics:
In the name of God my father, I fly.
"Flight of Icarus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fly on your way, like a N**ger,
Fly as high as the sun
Fly as high as the sun
Original Lyrics:
Fly on your way, like an eagle
Fly as high as the sun
Fly as high as the sun
"Flight of Icarus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In the name of good men, father, I'll fly
Original Lyrics:
In the name of God, my father, I'll fly
"Fortunes Of War"
Misheard Lyrics:
Potes de arroz
Original Lyrics:
Fortunes of war
Potes de arroz='Bowls of rice' in Portuguese.
"Ghost Of The Navigator"
Misheard Lyrics:
California by the way
Original Lyrics:
Carried forward by the waves
"Ghost Of The Navigator"
Misheard Lyrics:
The silence of the rocks,
they beckon me
they beckon me
Original Lyrics:
The sirens on the rocks,
they beckon me
they beckon me
"Ghost of the Navigator"
Misheard Lyrics:
I see the ghosts of alligators
Original Lyrics:
I see the ghosts of navigators
"Ghost of the Navigator"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nowhere left to run, Merry Gator’s sun
Jason Blaine’s our holidays
Jason Blaine’s our holidays
Original Lyrics:
Nowhere left to run, navigator’s son
Chasing rainbows all my days
Chasing rainbows all my days
"Hallowed Be Thy Name" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Harold, be thy name.
Original Lyrics:
Hallowed be thy name.
"Hallowed Be Thy Name" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Honeybee, there's some sort of error.
Original Lyrics:
Can it be there's some sort of error?
"Hallowed Be Thy Name" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If there were God, why does he let me go?
As I watch my lights tip before me
No the end is still not sorry
Catch my soul, it's willing to blood away
Mark my words, believe my sorrow.
As I watch my lights tip before me
No the end is still not sorry
Catch my soul, it's willing to blood away
Mark my words, believe my sorrow.
Original Lyrics:
If there’s a God, then why has he let me die?
As I walk all my life drifts before me
And though the end is near, I’m not sorry
Catch my soul 'cause it’s willing to fly away
Mark my words, believe my soul lives on.
As I walk all my life drifts before me
And though the end is near, I’m not sorry
Catch my soul 'cause it’s willing to fly away
Mark my words, believe my soul lives on.
"Hallowed Be Thy Name" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
James Bold but why am I Brian? ... So long I believe that my neighbor is an Abe... Text-box sole It's William by the way
Original Lyrics:
Tears roll but why am I cryin'? ... So long I believe that there never is an end... Catch my soul It's willing to fly away
"Hallowed Be Thy Name" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lord I've got B.O
This ain't the truth
This ain't the truth
Original Lyrics:
I've got beyond to see the truth
Just in case you are wondering what B.O. is, it's an abbreviation for body odor.
"Hallowed Be Thy Name" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lord, I've got B.O. This ain't the truth.
Original Lyrics:
I've got beyond to see the truth.
"Hallowed Be Thy Name" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lord, I've got B.O. This ain't the truth.
Original Lyrics:
I've got beyond to see the truth.
"Hallowed Be Thy Name" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When the priest came to read me the land sights
Take a look through the bowels of the left sights.
Take a look through the bowels of the left sights.
Original Lyrics:
When the priest comes to read me the last rites
I take a look through the bars at the last sights.
I take a look through the bars at the last sights.
"Hallowed Be Thy Name" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When the priest came to read me the last rites
I took a look at his ba##s from the left side.
I took a look at his ba##s from the left side.
Original Lyrics:
When the priest came to read me the last rites
I took a look at the bars from the left side.
I took a look at the bars from the left side.
"Hallowed Be Thy Name" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
jams Bond require my dying
Original Lyrics:
Tears flow, but why am I crying
"I've Got the Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
So you think you can beam me
But I'm OK
But I'm OK
Original Lyrics:
So you think you can beat me
At my own game
At my own game
"I've Got the Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sung by the law
Original Lyrics:
Some like it long
"Infinite Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Caviar coincidence
Original Lyrics:
Can it be all coincidence
"Infinite Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Caviar, coincidence?
Original Lyrics:
Can it be all coincidence?
"Infinite Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Save me from myself even in my dreams
Original Lyrics:
Save me, save me from tourt'ring myself
Even within my dreams.
Even within my dreams.
"Infinite Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Save me, save me from myself
And women in my dreams.
And women in my dreams.
Original Lyrics:
Save me, save me from myself
Even within my dreams.
Even within my dreams.
"Innocent Exile"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I defied the law
Original Lyrics:
Satisfy the lawn
"Innocent Exile"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm running away, I've no where to go
I left my life in a disco, Yeah.
I left my life in a disco, Yeah.
Original Lyrics:
I'm running away, no where to go
I'm lost and tired and I just don't know. Yeah...
I'm lost and tired and I just don't know. Yeah...
"Innocent Exile"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama I'm so anti
Nothing to live for
Mind's eye all confusion
Sodify the law.
Nothing to live for
Mind's eye all confusion
Sodify the law.
Original Lyrics:
My life is so empty
Nothing to live for
Mind is all confusion
'Cos I defied the law.
Nothing to live for
Mind is all confusion
'Cos I defied the law.
"Innocent Exile"
Misheard Lyrics:
You are here to help, this is my only plan
I never had no trouble before this trail began.
I never had no trouble before this trail began.
Original Lyrics:
When you weren't there to help me, I lost my mind and ran
I never had no trouble before this all began.
I never had no trouble before this all began.
"Invaders" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Invaders...biting! Invaders...where are they?
Original Lyrics:
Invaders ... fighting! Invaders ... marauding!
"Invasion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Parking meters from afar
Original Lyrics:
Viking raiders from afar
"Invasion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Robin Hooding the land
Original Lyrics:
Robbing and looting the land
"Invasion"
Misheard Lyrics:
The fart kings are coming
Original Lyrics:
The vikings are coming
"Invasion"
Misheard Lyrics:
The fat kids are coming
Original Lyrics:
The Vikings are coming
"Iron Maiden" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Iron Maiden can be fun.
Original Lyrics:
Iron Maiden can't be fought.
"Iron Maiden" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
See the blood flow, wash the dishes.
Original Lyrics:
See the blood flow, watching it shed.
"Iron Maiden" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
See the blood flow, watching this ship.
Original Lyrics:
See the blood flow, watching it shed.
"Iron Maiden" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
See the blood flow, what is this s***?
Original Lyrics:
See the blood flow, watching it shed.
"Judas Be My Guide"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baghdad, oh no!
Original Lyrics:
Back then or now.
"Killers" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The law says he watches you bleed
Original Lyrics:
He laughs as he watches you bleed
"Lighting Strikes Twice"
Misheard Lyrics:
As I s*** in a corner alone.
Original Lyrics:
As I sit in a corner alone.
"Lord Of The Flies"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just want to feel like a skunk.
Original Lyrics:
I just want to feel like we're strong.
"Lord Of The Flies"
Misheard Lyrics:
Saints and Santas
Something wearing us
We are lord of the flies.
or
Saints and Santas
Something's waving at us
We are lord of the flies.
Something wearing us
We are lord of the flies.
or
Saints and Santas
Something's waving at us
We are lord of the flies.
Original Lyrics:
Saints and sinners
Something within us
We are lord of flies.
Something within us
We are lord of flies.
"Lord Of The Flies"
Misheard Lyrics:
Same-sex dinners
Original Lyrics:
Saints and sinners
"Lord Of The Flies"
Misheard Lyrics:
We must prepare ourselves for the elephants.
Original Lyrics:
We must prepare ourselves for the elements.
I heard this on a bootleg of the Dance Of Death World Tour 2003-2004, not the studio version on The X-Factor (1995).
"Lord of the Flies"
Misheard Lyrics:
Saints and sinners,
Something willing us,
We are lord of the flies.
Something willing us,
We are lord of the flies.
Original Lyrics:
Saints and sinners
Something within us
We are lord of flies.
Something within us
We are lord of flies.
"Man on the Edge" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a hole in the sky for the angles to piss.
Original Lyrics:
There's a hole in the sky for the angles to kiss.
"Montsegur" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
At the Gates and the walls of Montsegur
Blown on the stones of the Citadel.
Blown on the stones of the Citadel.
Original Lyrics:
At the Gates and the Walls of Montsegur
Blood on the stones of the Citadel.
Blood on the stones of the Citadel.
"Montsegur" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In the gates and the walls of Massengale
Original Lyrics:
In the gates and the walls of Montsegur
"Montsegur" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The Buffalo's testicles crippled and black.
Original Lyrics:
The book of Old Testament crippled and black.
"Moonchild" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am he, the harmless one
The fallen angel watching you.
The fallen angel watching you.
Original Lyrics:
I am he, the formless one
The fallen angel watching you.
The fallen angel watching you.
"Murders In The Rue Morgue"
Misheard Lyrics:
Brothers in the window
Original Lyrics:
Murders in the rue morgue
"Murders In The Rue Morgue"
Misheard Lyrics:
Burgers in the food court
Original Lyrics:
Murders in the Rue Morgue
"Murders In The Rue Morgue"
Misheard Lyrics:
Murders in the Rue Morgue
Someone snapped a condom.
Someone snapped a condom.
Original Lyrics:
Murders in the Rue Morgue
Someone call the gendarmes.
Someone call the gendarmes.
Gendarmes are French police officers.
"Murders In The Rue Morgue"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where the two young bitches died
Original Lyrics:
Where the two young victims died
"Murders in the Rue Morgue"
Misheard Lyrics:
Murders in the Rue Morgue
Someone call the jungle
Someone call the jungle
Original Lyrics:
Murders in the Rue Morgue
Someone call the gendarmes.
Someone call the gendarmes.
"No More Lies"
Misheard Lyrics:
No more pies!!
Original Lyrics:
No more lies!!
"Number Of The Beast"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't go on
I watched him mow the lawn.
I watched him mow the lawn.
Original Lyrics:
I can't go on
I must inform the law.
I must inform the law.
"Number Of The Beast"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reflections of my Walkman staring back at me.
Original Lyrics:
Reflections of my warped mind staring back at me.
"Number Of The Beast"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reflections of my woman staring back at me.
Original Lyrics:
Reflections of my warped mind staring back at me.
"Number Of The Beast"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sex! Sex Sex!
Original Lyrics:
666
"Number Of The Beast"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sex, succes - the wonder of the beast.
Original Lyrics:
Six, six, six, the number of the beast.
"Number Of The Beast"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sick, sick, sick the number of the beast
Original Lyrics:
Six, six, six the number of the beast
"Number Of The Beast"
Misheard Lyrics:
Six, six, six, Australian Police
Original Lyrics:
Six, six, six the number of the beast
"Number Of The Beast"
Misheard Lyrics:
Six, six, six
They numbered all my beans.
They numbered all my beans.
Original Lyrics:
Six, six, six
The number of the Beast.
The number of the Beast.
"Number of the Beast"
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel drawn towards the chanting whores
Original Lyrics:
I feel drawn towards the chanting hoards.
"Number of the Beast"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the mist, dark niggers move and twist
Original Lyrics:
In the mist, dark figures move and twist
"Number of the Beast"
Misheard Lyrics:
Were they reflections of my woman staring back at me?
Original Lyrics:
Were they reflections of my warped mind staring back at me?
"Paschendale"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cruelty has a feline heart
Every cat must play its part.
Every cat must play its part.
Original Lyrics:
Cruelty has a human heart
Every man must play his part.
Every man must play his part.
"Paschendale"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've stubbed my toe for the very last time
Original Lyrics:
I stand my ground for the very last time
"Paschendale"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell the world of passion, Dale!
Original Lyrics:
Tell the world of Paschendale
"Phantom of the Opera" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You stand there till Wednesday. There you wait for the current to fall.
Original Lyrics:
You stand there in the wing, there you wait for the curtain to fall
"Powerslave" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
People would worship a frog.
Original Lyrics:
People would worship and fall.
"Quest For Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Join my quest for fire.
Original Lyrics:
Drawn by quest for fire
"Reincarnation of Benjamin Breeg"
Misheard Lyrics:
The sin of a thousand souls not died in vain
Reincarnation, I will live again!
Reincarnation, I will live again!
Original Lyrics:
The sin of a thousand souls not died in vain
Reincarnate, still in me, live again.
Reincarnate, still in me, live again.
"Rime Of The Ancient Mariner (Live After Death)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
See the aim of the action maiden.
Original Lyrics:
Hear the rime of the ancient mariner.
"Rime Of The Ancient Mariner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Through the f***in' ice
Original Lyrics:
Through the fog and ice
"Rime Of The Ancient Mariner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Through the f**kin' ice
Original Lyrics:
Through the fog and ice
"Rime Of The Ancient Mariner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We struck North in the motion.
Original Lyrics:
We stuck nor breath nor motion.
"Rime of the Ancient Mariner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Through the f***ing ice
Original Lyrics:
Through the fog and ice
"Run To The Hills" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He ate our fries, he killed our queen.
Original Lyrics:
He killed our tribes, he killed our creed.
"Run To The Hills" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Run of the mill; you've got no life.
Original Lyrics:
Run to the hills, run for your lives.
"Run To The Hills" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Run of the mill
You've got no life.
You've got no life.
Original Lyrics:
Run to the hills
Run for your lives!!
Run for your lives!!
"Run To The Hills" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Woman came across to pee.
Original Lyrics:
White man came across the sea.
"Running Free" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm spreading fleas, yeah!
Original Lyrics:
I'm running free, yeah!
"Running Free" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now alter boys are after me.
Original Lyrics:
Now all the boys are after me.
"Running Free" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pulled her at the bottle top,
whiskey nazi, disco hop.
whiskey nazi, disco hop.
Original Lyrics:
Pulled her at the bottle top,
whiskey, dancing, disco hop.
whiskey, dancing, disco hop.
"Sanctuary" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Out of Dale Winton came a walrus of steel.
Original Lyrics:
Out of the winter came a war horse of steel.
"Speed of Light"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your manatee won't save us
Original Lyrics:
Humanity won't save us
"Still Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Madness...spirits calling me.
Original Lyrics:
Nightmares...spirits calling me.
"Tailgunner"
Misheard Lyrics:
Climb into the sky, never wonder why
Attila the Hun, you're Attila the Hun.
Attila the Hun, you're Attila the Hun.
Original Lyrics:
Climb into the sky, never wonder why
Tailgunner, you're the tailgunner.
Tailgunner, you're the tailgunner.
"Tailgunner"
Misheard Lyrics:
Climb into the sky
Never walk away.
Never walk away.
Original Lyrics:
Climb into the sky
Never wonder why.
Never wonder why.
"Tailgunner"
Misheard Lyrics:
Climb into this guy
Never wonder why.
Never wonder why.
Original Lyrics:
Climb into the sky
Never wonder why.
Never wonder why.
"Tailgunner"
Misheard Lyrics:
Live like father, kill like son.
or
Nail that f***er, kill that son.
or
Nail that f***er, kill that son.
Original Lyrics:
Nail that Fokker, kill that son.
"Tailgunner"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nail that f*cker,
kill that son
kill that son
Original Lyrics:
Nail that Fokker,
kill that son
kill that son
Fokker was a Dutch company that used to built airplanes
"Tailgunner"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nail that f--ker
Nail that son.
Nail that son.
Original Lyrics:
Nail that Fokker
Nail that son
Nail that son
"The Angel And The Gambler"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you think I'm a saviour?
Don't you think I could save you?
Don't you think I could save your wife?
Don't you think I could save you?
Don't you think I could save your wife?
Original Lyrics:
Don't you think I'm a saviour?
Don't you think I could save you?
Don't you think I could save your life?
Don't you think I could save you?
Don't you think I could save your life?
"The Angel And The Gambler"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love you, handsome.
Original Lyrics:
Out of your hands now.
"The Evil That Men Do" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Living on a razor's edge
Bouncing on her legs.
Bouncing on her legs.
Original Lyrics:
Living on a razor's edge
Balancing on a ledge.
Balancing on a ledge.
"The Evil That Men Do" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Living on a rising eggs
Balance is on my legs.
Balance is on my legs.
Original Lyrics:
Living on a razor's edge
Balancing on a ledge.
Balancing on a ledge.
"The Evil That Men Do" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Living on a weetabix
Balancing on my legs.
Balancing on my legs.
Original Lyrics:
Living on a razor's edge
Balancing on a ledge.
Balancing on a ledge.
"The Evil That Men Do" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Slept in the dust with his daughter
Her eyes red with the slaughter of anal sex
Her eyes red with the slaughter of anal sex
Original Lyrics:
Slept in the dust with his daughter
Her eyes red with the slaughter of innocence
Her eyes red with the slaughter of innocence
"The Evil That Men Do" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The eel that mate with you lives on.
Original Lyrics:
The evil that men do lives on and on.
"The Evil That Men Do" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The evil Batman do
Original Lyrics:
The evil that men do
"The Evil That Men Do" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The evil Batman do
Original Lyrics:
The evil that men do
"The Evil That Men Do" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The evil Katmandu lives on and on
Original Lyrics:
The evil that men do lives on and on.
"The Evil That Men Do" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The evil Katmandu
Original Lyrics:
The evil that men do
"The Evil That Men Do" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The evil fat men do lives on and on.
Original Lyrics:
The evil that men do lives on and on.
"The Evil That Men Do" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The evil that me do inside of love
Original Lyrics:
The evil that men do lives on and on.
"The Evil That Men Do" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The evil that men do is all I know
Original Lyrics:
The evil that men do lives on and on.
"The Evil That Men Do" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The evil that men do is all a lie
Original Lyrics:
The evil that men do goes on and on
"The Evil That Men Do" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The evil that men do lives in my bathroom.
The evil that men do lives on my head.
The evil that men do lives on my head.
Original Lyrics:
The evil that men do lives on and on.
The evil that men do lives on and on.
The evil that men do lives on and on.
"The Evil That Men Do" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The evil that men do runs to the ground.
Original Lyrics:
The evil that men do lives on and on.
"The Loneliness Of The Long Distance Runner" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Run! Nobby Stiles!
Original Lyrics:
Run! Over Stiles!
"The Number Of The Beast" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But I feel drawn towards the chanting whores.
Original Lyrics:
But I feel drawn towards the chanting hordes.
"The Number Of The Beast" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But I feel drawn towards the evil chanting hums.
Original Lyrics:
But I feel drawn towards the evil chanting hordes.
"The Number Of The Beast" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In the mist Darth Vader moves and twist
Original Lyrics:
In the mist dark figures move and twist
"The Number Of The Beast" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just what I saw in my old dreams
Were they reflections of my walkman staring back at me?
Were they reflections of my walkman staring back at me?
Original Lyrics:
Just what I saw in my old dreams
Were they reflections of my warped mind staring back at me?
Were they reflections of my warped mind staring back at me?
"The Number Of The Beast" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just what I saw in my own dreams
Were they reflections of my old man staring back at me?
Were they reflections of my old man staring back at me?
Original Lyrics:
Just what I saw in my old dreams
Were they reflections of my warped mind staring back at me?
Were they reflections of my warped mind staring back at me?
"The Number Of The Beast" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sex, success, the number of the Beast
Original Lyrics:
666, the number of the Beast
"The Number Of The Beast" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The devil talking towards the chanting horse.
Original Lyrics:
But I feel drawn towards the chanting hordes.
"The Number Of The Beast" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The reflection of my woman staring back at me.
Original Lyrics:
The reflection of my warped mind staring back at me.
"The Number Of The Beast" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This can't go on
I must inform the lord
Can this still be real?
Oh, Jesus Christ, it's real!
I must inform the lord
Can this still be real?
Oh, Jesus Christ, it's real!
Original Lyrics:
This can't go on
I must inform the law
Can this still be real
Or just a crazy dream?
I must inform the law
Can this still be real
Or just a crazy dream?
"The Number Of The Beast" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Were they reflections of my woman staring back at me?
Original Lyrics:
Were they reflections of my warped mind staring back at me?
"The Trooper" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the bastards fire another round.
Original Lyrics:
And the Russians fire another round.
"The Trooper" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The Manowar and the Russian guys
Original Lyrics:
The mighty roar of the Russian guns
"The Trooper" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The manowar, the Russian guns
Original Lyrics:
The mighty roar of the Russian guns
"The Trooper" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The many holes from the machine guns.
Original Lyrics:
The mighty roar of the Russian guns.
"The Trooper" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The smell of ostrich smoke and horse's breasts.
Original Lyrics:
The smell of acrid smoke and horse's breath.
"The Trooper" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The smell of smore acid breath as I go into further debt
Original Lyrics:
The smell of acrid smoke and horses breath
"The Trooper" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You take my life but I take Your shoes
Original Lyrics:
You take my life but I take Yours too
"The Trooper" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
and there's a lady gazing at the sky
Original Lyrics:
and as I lay there gazing at the sky
"The Wicker Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He knocks into your penis so what are you gonna do
Original Lyrics:
He knocks you to your feet and so what are you gonna do
"Twilight Zone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Because, I see, I take no s**t gone wrong.
Original Lyrics:
Because, you see, I can't take no shape or form.
"Two Minutes to Midnight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Two minutes to midnight
To kill, the young boy in the wood.
To kill, the young boy in the wood.
Original Lyrics:
Two minutes to midnight
To kill, the unborn in the womb.
To kill, the unborn in the womb.
"Virus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hole in your head
Original Lyrics:
All in your head
"Virus"
Misheard Lyrics:
The rats say 'Zelda'.
Original Lyrics:
The rats in the cellar
"Virus"
Misheard Lyrics:
The ratskin seller, you know who you are!
Original Lyrics:
The rats in the cellar, you know who you are!
"Wasted Years" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When you camp in the woods to stay.
Original Lyrics:
When you can't find the words to say.
"Wasting Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spank your dead full of emptiness
Original Lyrics:
Spend your days full of emptiness
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