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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> J -> Tom Jones
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There are 106 misheard song lyrics for Tom Jones on amIright currently.
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"A Boy from Nowhere"
Misheard Lyrics:
A boy from Norway
Original Lyrics:
A boy from nowhere
"A Boy from Nowhere"
Misheard Lyrics:
The nights grow coke
Original Lyrics:
The nights grow cold
Coke as in cocaine, not Coca-Cola.
"All You Need Is Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
All you need is Luvs
Original Lyrics:
All you need is love
This was spoofed in a Luvs diaper commercial.
"Black Betty" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oooh Black Medic, Amberlamps!
Original Lyrics:
Woah, Black Betty (bam a lam).
Somehow I only hear it in the Tom Jones version O.o
"Daughter of Darkness" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Death! Oh so sudddenly you were gone.
Original Lyrics:
Then! Oh so suddenly you were gone.
"Daughter of Darkness" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Father of darkness
Original Lyrics:
Daughter of darkness
"Daughter of Darkness" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gone is the love that we shed together
Original Lyrics:
Gone is the love that we shared together
"Daughter of Darkness" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In a world of our home
Original Lyrics:
In a world of our own
"Delilah" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
As she was stealing my watch, I went out of my mind
Original Lyrics:
As she deceived me, I watched and went out of my mind
"Delilah" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
At break of day when that
MENTAL FOR WADE,
I was waiting
MENTAL FOR WADE,
I was waiting
Original Lyrics:
At break of day when that man drove away, I was waiting
"Delilah" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bye, bye, bye, Delilah!
Bye, bye, bye, Delilah!
Bye, bye, bye, Delilah!
Original Lyrics:
My, my, my, Delilah
Why, why, why, Delilah?
Why, why, why, Delilah?
"Delilah" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw all right on the night as she rode past my window.
Original Lyrics:
I saw the light on the night that I passed by her window.
"Delilah" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw the lights on her bike as she rode past my window.
Original Lyrics:
I saw the light on the night that I passed by her window.
"Delilah" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Outbreak of day when that man drove away
I was waiting.
I was waiting.
Original Lyrics:
At break of day when that man drove away
I was waiting.
I was waiting.
"Delilah" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wide, wide, wide v**gina
Big and wide v**gina
Big and wide v**gina
Original Lyrics:
My, my, my, Delilah
Why, why, why, Delilah?
Why, why, why, Delilah?
"Green Green Grass Of Home" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Along the lane I walk with my sweet Mary,
Harold Gold,and 'lips like cherry'
Harold Gold,and 'lips like cherry'
Original Lyrics:
Along the lane I walk with my sweet Mary,
hair of gold and lips like cherries
hair of gold and lips like cherries
"Green Green Grass of Home" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Down the road I look and there comes Mary,
Her golden lips like cherries
Her golden lips like cherries
Original Lyrics:
Down the road I look and there runs Mary,
Hair of gold, and lips like cherries
Hair of gold, and lips like cherries
"Green Green Grass of Home" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Down the road I look and there runs Mary,
Hair of gold and nips like cherries
Hair of gold and nips like cherries
Original Lyrics:
Down the road I look and there runs Mary,
Hair of gold and lips like cherries
Hair of gold and lips like cherries
"Green Green Grass of Home" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
For there's a God and there's a sad old pantry
Original Lyrics:
For there's a guard and there's a sad old padre
"Green Green Grass of Home" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
For there's a God, and there's a fat, old hombre.
Original Lyrics:
For there's a guard and there's a sad old padre.
"Green Green Grass of Home" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
For there's a dog and there's a sad old padre.
Original Lyrics:
For there's a guard and there's a sad old padre.
"Green Green Grass of Home" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
For there's a garden, there's a sad old portrait
Arm in arm we'll walk all day mate.
Arm in arm we'll walk all day mate.
Original Lyrics:
For there's a guard and there's a sad old padre
Arm in arm we'll walk at daybreak
Arm in arm we'll walk at daybreak
"Hit or Miss"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby hit on this
Original Lyrics:
Baby hit or miss
"I (Who Have Nothing)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I probably have nothing
Original Lyrics:
I, I who have nothing
"I Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
My head is high, I can face this guy.
Original Lyrics:
My head is high, I can face the sky.
"I'll Never Fall in Love Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thought I knew the store
Original Lyrics:
Thought I knew the score
"If I Only Knew" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I only knew what I should do
to make you, make you happy.
to make you, make you happy.
Original Lyrics:
If I only knew what I could do
to make you, make you love me.
to make you, make you love me.
"If I Only Knew" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where ya gonna go?
Back to the wardrobe?
Back to the wardrobe?
Original Lyrics:
Where ya gonna go?
Back to the warzone?
Back to the warzone?
"If I Only Knew" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Whole groan, on the phone
Original Lyrics:
Home grown, on the bone
"It's Not Unusual" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's not a news you want to be loved by anyone
Original Lyrics:
It's not unusual to be loved by anyone
"It's Not Unusual" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's not on you's. You ought to be a lump by any wall
Original Lyrics:
It's not unusual to be loved by anyone
"It's Not Unusual" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's not unusual to go "OUCH!" at anytime.
Original Lyrics:
It's not unusual to go out at anytime.
Paul adds: "On his TV show, Jones always punched up the "out" to the point where it sounded like 'ouch!'."
"It's Not Unusual" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's now unusual to go out at any time
And if they catch you out and about it's such a crime
And if they catch you out and about it's such a crime
Original Lyrics:
It's not unusual to go out at any time
But when I see you out and about it's such a crime
But when I see you out and about it's such a crime
"It's Not Unusual" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Star used to be low Byron
Original Lyrics:
It's not unusual to be loved by anyone
"Letter to Lucille"
Misheard Lyrics:
I think about her, Constadine
Original Lyrics:
I think about her constantly
"Love Me Tonight" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes I know that our love is still due
Original Lyrics:
Yes I know that our love is still new
"Mama Told Me Not To Come" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama told me nut'll come
She said, 'Just let the waiter have fun'
So-o I let the waiter have fun, so-o.
She said, 'Just let the waiter have fun'
So-o I let the waiter have fun, so-o.
Original Lyrics:
Mama told me not to come
She said, 'That ain't the way to have fun, son
That ain't the way to have fun, son.
She said, 'That ain't the way to have fun, son
That ain't the way to have fun, son.
"Say You'll Stay Until Tomorrow"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't face the athlon
Original Lyrics:
I can't face tonight alone
Athlon as in decathlon or triathlon.
"Say You'll Stay Until Tomorrow"
Misheard Lyrics:
The words have all been said
Reminds me of my home.
Reminds me of my home.
Original Lyrics:
The words have all been said
Your mind's made up to go.
Your mind's made up to go.
"Say You’ll Stay Until Tomorrow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Killing time
Original Lyrics:
Give me time
"Sex Bomb" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Infer red seaman movin' through the night.
Original Lyrics:
Infra-red see me moving through the night.
"Sex Bomb" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Infrared semen move through the night.
Original Lyrics:
Infrared see me move through the night.
"Sex Bomb" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Love struck a hole in your tights
Original Lyrics:
Love struck and hold me tight
"Sex Bomb" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Love struck a hole in your tights
Original Lyrics:
Love struck, I'm holding you tight
"Sex Bomb" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Make me explode all over you
Original Lyrics:
Make me explode although you know
"Sex Bomb" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Make me explode although you know
The route to go to sex means slow
And yes I must react and claim the dose
Who said that you're not alright?
The route to go to sex means slow
And yes I must react and claim the dose
Who said that you're not alright?
Original Lyrics:
Make me explode although you know
The route to go to sex me slow
And yes I must react to claims of those
Who say that you are not all that?
The route to go to sex me slow
And yes I must react to claims of those
Who say that you are not all that?
"Sex Bomb" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Make me explode, although you know
The roof could go, so sex me slow
The roof could go, so sex me slow
Original Lyrics:
Make me explode, although you know
The route to go to sex me slow
The route to go to sex me slow
"Sex Bomb" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Saint Bob, Saint Bob
You're my Saint Bob.
You're my Saint Bob.
Original Lyrics:
Sex bomb, sex bomb
You're a sexbomb uh, huh.
You're a sexbomb uh, huh.
"Sex Bomb" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Set bum, set bum
You're my set bum.
You're my set bum.
Original Lyrics:
Sex bomb, sex bomb
You're my sex bonb
You're my sex bonb
"Sex Bomb" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sex bum, sex bum
You're my sex bum.
You're my sex bum.
Original Lyrics:
Sex bomb, sex bomb
You're my sex bomb.
You're my sex bomb.
"Sex Bomb" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sex farm, sex farm
You're my sex farm.
You're my sex farm.
Original Lyrics:
Sex bomb, sex bomb
You're my sex bomb.
You're my sex bomb.
"Sex Bomb" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sex punk, sex punk
You're my sex punk
You're my sex punk
Original Lyrics:
Sex bomb, sex bomb
You're my sex bomb
You're my sex bomb
"Sex Bomb" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sixth bum, sixth bum, you're my sixth bum
Original Lyrics:
Sex bomb, sex bomb, you're my sex bonb
"Sex Bomb" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Smile on me baby, you sad delight
In flows semen, moving through the night.
In flows semen, moving through the night.
Original Lyrics:
Spy on me baby, use satellite
Infra red to see me move through the night.
Infra red to see me move through the night.
"Sex Bomb" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Spy on me baby you satellite
infra red semen moving through the night
infra red semen moving through the night
Original Lyrics:
Spy on me baby use satellite
infra red to see me move through the night
infra red to see me move through the night
"Sex Bomb" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Spite on me baby you're sad alike,
if you read to see me move through the night
if you read to see me move through the night
or
Spy on me baby you satellite,
move like red semen through the night
move like red semen through the night
or
Spy on me baby you satellite,
move like red semen through the night
move like red semen through the night
Original Lyrics:
Spy on me baby use satellite,
infra red to see me move through the night
infra red to see me move through the night
"Sex Bomb" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Spy on me baby you satellite
If you ever see me move through the night.
If you ever see me move through the night.
Original Lyrics:
Spy on me baby, use satellite
Infra red to see me move through the night.
Infra red to see me move through the night.
"Sex Bomb" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can give it to me
When I need the gum alone.
When I need the gum alone.
Original Lyrics:
You can give it to me
When I need to come along.
When I need to come along.
"She's A Lady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Help me build a mountain out of a little pile of clay.
Original Lyrics:
Help me build a mansion out of a little pile of clay.
"She's A Lady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She always knows her place, she doesn't carry mace and makes me dinner.
Original Lyrics:
Well she's all you'd ever want
She's the kind I'd like to flaunt
And take to dinner.
She's the kind I'd like to flaunt
And take to dinner.
"She's A Lady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a lady
And the lady is a man.
And the lady is a man.
Original Lyrics:
She's a lady
And the lady is mine.
And the lady is mine.
"She's A Lady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's only Level One
She's the kind I'd like to plunk and take to dinner.
She's the kind I'd like to plunk and take to dinner.
Original Lyrics:
Well she's all you'd ever want
She's the kind I'd like to flaunt and take to dinner.
She's the kind I'd like to flaunt and take to dinner.
"She's A Lady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well she always knows her place
She's got style, she's got grace
And a wiener.
She's got style, she's got grace
And a wiener.
Original Lyrics:
Well she always knows her place
She's got style, she's got grace
She's a winner.
She's got style, she's got grace
She's a winner.
"She's A Lady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well she's all you'd ever want
She's the kind I'd like to pump
And take to dinner.
She's the kind I'd like to pump
And take to dinner.
Original Lyrics:
Well she's all you'd ever want
She's the kind I'd like to flaunt
And take to dinner.
She's the kind I'd like to flaunt
And take to dinner.
"She's A Lady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well she's always knows her pace.
She's got style, she's got taste.
She's a feener.
She's got style, she's got taste.
She's a feener.
or
Well, she always does her plate.
She's got smile, she's got face.
She's a wiener
She's got smile, she's got face.
She's a wiener
or
Well, she always does her plate.
She's got smile, she's got face.
She's a wiener
She's got smile, she's got face.
She's a wiener
Original Lyrics:
Well she always knows her place.
She's got style, she's got grace.
She's a winner.
She's got style, she's got grace.
She's a winner.
"She's A Lady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, she's all you'd ever want
She's the kind you'd like to hump
And take to dinner.
She's the kind you'd like to hump
And take to dinner.
Original Lyrics:
Well, she's all you'd ever want
She's the kind I'd like to flaunt
And take to dinner.
She's the kind I'd like to flaunt
And take to dinner.
"She's a Lady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She can take what I can shove and that's not easy.
Original Lyrics:
She can take what I dish out, and that's not easy.
"She's a Lady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got style, she's got grace
She's a weiner.
She's a weiner.
Original Lyrics:
She's got style, she's got grace
She's a winner.
She's a winner.
"She's a Lady" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's related
Woe, woe, woe, she's related.
Woe, woe, woe, she's related.
Original Lyrics:
She's a lady
Wo, wo, wo, she's a lady.
Wo, wo, wo, she's a lady.
"Somethin' 'bout You Baby I Like" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This Cyborg love affair
Original Lyrics:
This sidewalk love affair
"The Young New Mexican Puppeteer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In a town, Ankara, Turkey
Original Lyrics:
In a town near Alberquerque
"Thunderball" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He will break any car without regret
Original Lyrics:
He will break any heart without regret
"Till"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just you have to adore me
Original Lyrics:
Just to have you adore me
"What's New Pussycat?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Look at me pussy cat
Original Lyrics:
What's new pussy cat?
"What's New Pussycat?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What's nude, pussycat?
Original Lyrics:
What's new, pussycat?
"What's New Pussycat?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You and your pussycat know
Original Lyrics:
You and your pussycat nose
"What's New Pussycat" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Watch you, Pussycat!
Original Lyrics:
What's new, Pussycat?
"What's New, Pussycat?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got flowers and lots of owls
Original Lyrics:
I've got flowers and lots of hours
"What's New, Pussycat?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You and your pussycat knows
Original Lyrics:
You and your pussycat nose
"What's New, Pussycat?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You and your pussycat loves
Original Lyrics:
You and your pussycat nose
"Without Love (There Is Nothing)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All my dreams turned to nothing
Original Lyrics:
All my dreams turned to ashes
"Without Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Is the wisdom of your food
Original Lyrics:
Is the wisdom of a fool
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