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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> K -> Toby Keith
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There are 69 misheard song lyrics for Toby Keith on amIright currently.
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"A Little Less Talk" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A drug-honest dude tried to mess with my head.
Original Lyrics:
A drunk on a stool tried to mess with my head.
"A Little Less Talk" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A drunk Amish dude tried to mess with my head
Original Lyrics:
A drunk on a stool tried to mess with my head.
"American Soldier" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But if dyin's asked of me
I'd rather cross the gunner.
I'd rather cross the gunner.
Original Lyrics:
But if dyin's asked of me, I'll bear that cross with honor.
"Beer For My Horses" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Saddle up your b*l*s.
Original Lyrics:
Saddle up your boys.
"Beer For My Horses" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Whiskey for my men
Before my horses.
Before my horses.
Original Lyrics:
Whiskey for my men
Beer for my horses.
Beer for my horses.
"Beer For My Horses" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Whisky for my men before my horses.
Original Lyrics:
Whisky for my men, beer for my horses.
"Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause we'll put a bull in your eye
It's the American way.
It's the American way.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause we'll put a boot in your a**
It's the American way.
It's the American way.
"Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause we'll put a bull up your ass, it's the American way
Original Lyrics:
'Cause we'll put a boot in your ass, it's the American way.
"Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause we'll put a bullet in your a**
It's the American way.
It's the American way.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause we'll put a boot in your a**
It's the American way.
It's the American way.
"Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause we'll put a bullet your eye
It's the American way.
It's the American way.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause we'll put a boot in your ass
It's the American way.
It's the American way.
This is the lyric Peter Jennings found objectionable, resulting in Keith being pulled from ABC's Fourth of July television special.
"Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I brought to you in Tennessee
Original Lyrics:
All brought to you courtesy
"Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My daddy served at the Hardee's
Original Lyrics:
My daddy served in the Army
"Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My daddy served in the Arby's
Original Lyrics:
My daddy served in the Army
Arby's is a fast food chain known for their roast beef sandwiches.
"Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When we see a grown man crying
Original Lyrics:
When we see Old Glory flying
"Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
‘til the day that he tried
Original Lyrics:
‘til the day that he died
"Courtesy of the Red, White, and Blue" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll put a bullet in your ass!
Original Lyrics:
We'll put a boot in your ass
"Don't Leave, I Think I Love You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Darlene, I think I love you
Aw, don't walk away honey I'm just tryin' to toot
Aw, listen to me talkin', I'm a Babylon foon.
Aw, don't walk away honey I'm just tryin' to toot
Aw, listen to me talkin', I'm a Babylon foon.
Original Lyrics:
Don't leave, I think I love you
Aw, don't walk away honey I'm just tryin' to
Aw, listen to me talkin', I'm a babblin' fool.
Aw, don't walk away honey I'm just tryin' to
Aw, listen to me talkin', I'm a babblin' fool.
"Dream Walkin'" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I gotta know how history ends.
Original Lyrics:
I gotta know how this dream ends.
"Get Drunk And Be Somebody"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I just punched out of this gay karate.
Original Lyrics:
But I just punched out, an' it's paycheck Friday.
"Get Drunk And Be Somebody"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drivin' from work in our olde merry cars.
Original Lyrics:
Drivin' from work in our ordinary cars.
"Get Drunk And Be Somebody"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna get drunk and beat somebody.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna get drunk and be somebody.
"Get Drunk And Be Somebody"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, all week long, I'm a real nobody
But I just punched out and it's big chick Friday.
But I just punched out and it's big chick Friday.
Original Lyrics:
Well, all week long, I'm a real nobody
But I just punched out and it's paycheck Friday.
But I just punched out and it's paycheck Friday.
"Get Drunk and Be Somebody"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just punched out and it's paycheck Ferrari
Original Lyrics:
I just punched out, an' it's paycheck Friday.
"Good To Go To Mexico" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With all those Pringles and Tostito
We might be the only one.
We might be the only one.
Original Lyrics:
With all those gringos and turistas
We might be the only ones.
We might be the only ones.
"Honky Tonk U" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
At night, she'd let me slink out
Of the kitchen and set up the band.
Of the kitchen and set up the band.
Original Lyrics:
Then at night, she'd let me sneak out
Of the kitchen and let me sit in with the band.
Of the kitchen and let me sit in with the band.
"Honky Tonk U" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I had sex with quarterbacks
And broke my share of bones along the way.
And broke my share of bones along the way.
Original Lyrics:
I sacked quarter backs
And broke my share of bones along the way.
And broke my share of bones along the way.
"Honky Tonk U" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a red, white and blue cracker with a honky tonk hue.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a red, white and blue blood graduate of Honky Tonk U.
"How Do You Like Me Now" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And your kids live right down the hall
Original Lyrics:
And your kids hear you crying down the hall
"I Love This Bar" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Chain-smokers and Blue's Clues
Original Lyrics:
Chain-smokers and boozers
"I Love This Bar" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I love this dog
or
I love this bark
or
I love this bark
Original Lyrics:
I love this bar
"I Should Have Been A Cowboy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I would of had a sidekick for fun and games.
Original Lyrics:
I might of had a side kick with a funny name.
"I Should Have Been A Cowboy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd be wearin' my sexy.
Original Lyrics:
I'd be wearin' my six shooter.
"I Should Have Been A Cowboy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wearing my sex shoe
Original Lyrics:
I'd be wearing my six shooter.
"I Wanna Talk About Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
About your daddy and your mother
And your crazy Aunt Slubber.
And your crazy Aunt Slubber.
Original Lyrics:
About your daddy and your mother
And your crazy ex-lover.
And your crazy ex-lover.
"I Wanna Talk About Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
About your daddy and your mother
And your crazy ex-lubber.
And your crazy ex-lubber.
Original Lyrics:
About your daddy and your mother
And your crazy ex-lover.
And your crazy ex-lover.
"I Wanna Talk About Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I like talkin' 'bout shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes seriously.
Original Lyrics:
I like talkin' about you, you, you, you usually.
"I Wanna Talk About Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I like talkin' about you you you you you Sugar Lee
Original Lyrics:
I like talkin' about you you you you usually
"I Wanna Talk About Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I like talkin' about you, you, you, you, Jolene.
Original Lyrics:
I like talkin' about you, you, you, you, usually.
"I Wanna Talk About Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I like talkin' about you, you, you, you, jubilee.
Original Lyrics:
I like talkin' about you, you, you, you, usually.
"I Wanna Talk About Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The tarnish on your toes
or
The varnish on your toes
or
The varnish on your toes
Original Lyrics:
The polish on your toes
"I Wanna Talk About Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We talk about your nanna up in munchie banana.
Original Lyrics:
We talk about your nanna up in Muncie, Indiana.
"I'm So Happy I Can't Stop Crying" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Saw my lawyer, Mr Tegucigalpa.
Original Lyrics:
Saw my lawyer, Mr. Good News, He Got Me.
"Made in America"
Misheard Lyrics:
He ain't pickle dust; he's just made in America.
Original Lyrics:
He ain't prejudiced; he's just made in America
"Made in America"
Misheard Lyrics:
He won't buy nothin' that he can't fix
With WD-40 and a crescent wrench
With WD-40 and a crescent wrench
Original Lyrics:
He won't buy nothin' that he can't fix
With WD-40 and a Craftsman wrench
With WD-40 and a Craftsman wrench
"Made in America"
Misheard Lyrics:
WB 40
Original Lyrics:
WD-40
"My List" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Under an old brass microwave is my list of things to do today.
Original Lyrics:
Under an old brass paperweight is my list of things to do today.
"Red Solo Cup"
Misheard Lyrics:
Red Solo Cup, I fill you up
Let's have a party, proceed to potty
Let's have a party, proceed to potty
Original Lyrics:
Red Solo cup, I fill you up
Let's have a party, proceed to party
Let's have a party, proceed to party
"Red Solo Cup"
Misheard Lyrics:
Red Solo Cup
I fill you up
Let's have a party
Rosita party
I fill you up
Let's have a party
Rosita party
Original Lyrics:
Red Solo Cup
I fill you up
Let's have a party
Proceed to party
I fill you up
Let's have a party
Proceed to party
"Red Solo Cup"
Misheard Lyrics:
Red Solo cup I fill you up
Let's have a party
Rosita party
Let's have a party
Rosita party
Original Lyrics:
Red Solo cup I fill you up
Let's have a party
Proceed to party
Let's have a party
Proceed to party
"Stays In Mexico" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
One more margarita, they were falling in love
Yeah, one night together in love.
Yeah, one night together in love.
Original Lyrics:
One more margarita, they were falling in love
Yeah, one was never enough.
Yeah, one was never enough.
"Stays In Mexico" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
One more margarita, they were falling in love
Yeah, one was never enough.
Yeah, one was never enough.
Original Lyrics:
One more margarita, they were falling in love
Yeah, one more night together in love.
Yeah, one more night together in love.
"Stays In Mexico" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She hopped right in the shower with a heavy, heavy man.
Original Lyrics:
She hopped right in the shower with a heavy, heavy mind.
"We Were in Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We were a rock, playin' a role
Original Lyrics:
We were a rock, ready to roll
"Weed With Willie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I made this cow bungee jump.
Original Lyrics:
I may discount bungee jump.
"Whiskey Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No Cuervo Gold margaritas
Just end up burning good tequila.
Just end up burning good tequila.
Original Lyrics:
No Cuervo Gold margaritas
Just ain't enough good burn in tequila.
Just ain't enough good burn in tequila.
"Whiskey Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She ain't into whine and roses
Beer just makes her turn up her noses.
Beer just makes her turn up her noses.
Original Lyrics:
She ain't into wine and roses
Beer just makes her turn up her nose.
Beer just makes her turn up her nose.
"Whiskey Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She ain't into wine and roses
Beer just makes her turn up her nose
And, she can't stand the thought to sip a damn thing
Beer just makes her turn up her nose
And, she can't stand the thought to sip a damn thing
Original Lyrics:
She ain't into wine and roses
Beer just makes her turn up her nose
And, she can't stand the thought of sippin' champagne
Beer just makes her turn up her nose
And, she can't stand the thought of sippin' champagne
"Whiskey Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She ain't to wine and roses
Beer just makes her turn up her nose
And she can't stand just about a sip of champagne.
Beer just makes her turn up her nose
And she can't stand just about a sip of champagne.
Original Lyrics:
She ain't to wine and roses
Beer just makes her turn up her nose
And she can't stand the thought of sipping champagne.
Beer just makes her turn up her nose
And she can't stand the thought of sipping champagne.
"Whiskey Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She needs somethin' with a little more rage.
Original Lyrics:
She needs somethin' with a little more edge.
"Whiskey Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's my little whiskey girl
My ragged-on-the-edges girl
Ah, but I like 'em drunk
My ragged-on-the-edges girl
Ah, but I like 'em drunk
Original Lyrics:
She's my little whiskey girl
My ragged-on-the-edges girl
Ah, but I like 'em rough
My ragged-on-the-edges girl
Ah, but I like 'em rough
"Whiskey Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's my little whiskey girl
My ragged-on-the-edges girl
Ah, but I like 'em drunk
My ragged-on-the-edges girl
Ah, but I like 'em drunk
Original Lyrics:
She's my little whiskey girl
My ragged-on-the-edges girl
Ah, but I like 'em rough
My ragged-on-the-edges girl
Ah, but I like 'em rough
"Who's That Man?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Turn left at the Oak Hotel
I know this poolavan mus to well.
I know this poolavan mus to well.
Original Lyrics:
Turn left at the old hotel
I know this boulevard much too well.
I know this boulevard much too well.
"Who's That Man?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Turn left at the old hotel
I know this boulevard and musty hill well
or Turn left at the old hotel
I know this boulevard must heal well.
I know this boulevard and musty hill well
or Turn left at the old hotel
I know this boulevard must heal well.
Original Lyrics:
Turn left at the old hotel
I know this boulevard much too well.
I know this boulevard much too well.
"Who's That Man?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Turn left at the old hotel
Know this pool-a-vahn mush too well.
Know this pool-a-vahn mush too well.
Original Lyrics:
Turn left at the old hotel
I know this boulevard much too well.
I know this boulevard much too well.
"Who's That Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Turn left at the Oval Tail
Original Lyrics:
Turn left at the old hotel
"Wish I Didn't Know Now" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd rather go on loving blind girls
Than go on loving without you
Than go on loving without you
Original Lyrics:
I'd rather go on loving blind, Girl
Than go on loving without you
Than go on loving without you
"Wish I Didn't Know Now" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You've still got my heart in the palm of your hand
I stood up like a fool in front of your friends.
I stood up like a fool in front of your friends.
Original Lyrics:
You'd still have my heart in the palm of your hand
I'd still look like a fool in front of your friends.
I'd still look like a fool in front of your friends.
"You Shouldn't Kiss Me Like This" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a spawny dude, ya know.
Original Lyrics:
I just wanted you to know.
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