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"Animals"
And morals
Bend more rules
"Animals"
End morals
Bend more rules
"Assassin"
Assassin is bold.
Assassin is born.
"Assassin"
What is up with you?
War is overdue.
Everything about you is innate happiness
Everything about you resonates happiness.
Everything about you resonates a penis
Everything about you resonates happiness.
Give me all that bliss, enjoy in your mind.
Give me all the peace and joy in your mind.
Give me all the bliss and joy in your mind.
Give me all the peace and joy in your mind.
Give me all the peas and joy in your mind
Give me all the peace and joy in your mind.
Give me that kiss and throw it in your mind.
Give me that peace and joy in your mind.
I want a p**s.
I want the peace.
You're so Kanyed in everything.
Your soul can't hate everything.
Your soul contains everything.
Your soul can't hate anything.
"Break It To Me"
No need to shoot the crow
No need to sugar-coat
"Butterflies & Hurricanes" (MP3)
And use this chance to be hurt.
And use this chance to be heard.
"Butterflies & Hurricanes" (MP3)
Revenge will show you can
Revenge will surely come.
"Butterflies & Hurricanes" (MP3)
The French will surely come.
Revenge will surely come.
"City Of Delusion"
All your faries turn to dust.
All your theories turn to dust.
"City Of Delusion"
All your faries turn to dust.
All your theories turn to dust.
"Crying Shame"
And we were kissing ass
And we were kissing gods
Dark shines bringing me down
Making my a*** feel sore.
Dark shines bringing me down
Making my heart feel sore.
Dog s***e bringing me down.
Dark shines bringing me down.
Darkshines
Bringing me down
Making my a*** feel sore
'Cos it's gay.
Darkshines
Bringing me down
Making my eyes feel sore
'Cos it's good.
"Dead Star"
Burn yourself
Fighting yourself
"Dead Star"
Fart in your face!
Fighting yourself
"Dead Star"
God is coming your way
God is coming your way
One is coming your way
Yeah, it's coming your way
"Do We Need This?"
Too many people eff you in the c***
Too many people left you in the cold
"Exo-politics"
When the sickness fills the skies
When the Zetas fill the skies
"Exogenesis: Symphony, Pt. 2 (Cross-Pollination)"
Spread our coats to the stars
Spread our codes to the stars
I will not f*** at you.
I will not forget you.
Bosom in the tree
Blossom in the tree
Possum in a ditch
Blossom in the trees
Possum in the tree, you know how I feel.
Blossom in the tree, you know how I feel.
Set up a pun
Scent of the pine
You know how I feel yeah, I'm feeling mesmerized
And you know how I feel
You know how I feel yeah, freedom is mine
And you know how I feel
"Fury"
To punish our eternal wrongs
To punish us and make a fuss
"Hoodoo"
And I've had a curry nightmare.
And I've had recurring nightmares.
"Hoodoo"
Come into my life
Crash into a tree.
Come into my life
Regress into a dream.
"Hoodoo"
Don Jeve
Come to be
"Hoodoo"
When I bought some créme brûlée
And our bodies crumble away
And farting into strife
And forcing me to strive
Feeling like full control
Feeling my faith erode
It's bug in me, creamin' me.
It's bugging me, grating me.
It's bugging me, corroding me.
It's bugging me, grating me.
"Knights Of Cydonia"
I'll show you a guard
Who falls asleep on the job
I'll show you a god
Who falls asleep on the job.
"Knights Of Cydonia"
I'll show you how God
Falls asleep on the job.
I'll show you a god
Who falls asleep on the job.
"Knights Of Cydonia"
I'll show you how the guard
Falls asleep on the job.
I'll show you a god
Who falls asleep on the job.
"Knights Of Cydonia"
Through the vase of history
Through the veins of history
"Knights of Cydonia"
No one's gonna take me alive
Sniper's come to make things right.
No one's gonna take me alive
The time has come to make things right.
"Madness"
I have finally seen the sight
or
I have finally seen the sound
I have finally seen the light
"Map of the Problematique"
All the years be over
When will all the years be over?
Loneliness be over
when will loneliness be over?
"Map of the Problematique"
Lonely lesbian whales.
Loneliness be over.
"Map of the Problematique"
Oh, the lesbians
Loneliness be over.
"Map of the Problematique"
Only years we are alive.
Loneliness be over.
The Pygmy's cheese, she can't have babies.
The good news is, she can't have babies.
Butterflies scream in pain.
Megaphone screaming my name.
Prophecies to ourselves
Puppet strings to our souls
Puppet strings two a***holes, ooooooh!
Puppet strings to our souls, ooooooh!
Sounds like frogspawn, a plate
Sounds like forks on a plate
Can you see what I am bleeding?
Can you see that I am needing?
Can you see what I have needed?
Can you see that I am needing?
Can't you see that I am bleeding?
Don't you see what I am needing?
Can't you see that I am needed?
Can you see that I am needing
Can't you see that I didn't mean it?
Can you see that I am needing?
It's this gameshow world
It's escaped your world
Feel my a**.
Seen too much.
Just wanna spoil it.
Destroy the spineless.
Link it to the world
Link it to yourself
Stretch it like a butt squeeze.
Link it to the world
Link it to yourself
Stretch it like a birth squeeze.
Link it to the world Link it to yourself
Stretch it like a buff squid
Link it to the world Link it to yourself
Stretch it like a birth squeeze.
Link it to the world
Link it to yourself
Stretch it like above squeeze.
Link it to the world
Link it to yourself
Stretch it like a birth squeeze.
Liquid to the wound
Liquid to yourself
Link it to the world
Link it to yourself.
Look into the world
Look into yourself
Link it to the world
Link it to yourself.
Naked to the world, naked to yourself.
Link it to the world, link it to yourself.
So bless us everyone.
Soulless is everywhere.
So blesses everyone.
Soulless is everywhere.
Solas is everyone
Soulless is everywhere.
Solas is a character from the video game Dragon Age: Inquisition
Stretch it like a buff squid.
Stretch it like a birth squeeze.
Stretch it like a butt-squeeze.
Stretch it like a birth-squeeze.
"Stretch it like a birth-squeeze" is pretty weird anyway.
Stretching like it`s a butt squeeze.
Stretching like it`s a birth squeeze.
Stretching like it`s a buzz-quiz.
Stretching like it`s a birth squeeze.
Sunglasses everyone.
Soulless is everywhere.
You just try to spoil us.
Destroy the spineless.
You're a supple bull
You're unstoppable.
You're swelling up
You're a soccer ball
You're swelling up
You're unstoppable.
You're swelling up
You're a surf ball.
You're swelling up
You're unstoppable.
"Panic Station"
And I know that you will fight for federation
And I know that you will fight for the duration
"Pink Ego Box"
Can't afford another day
At 50 pints per second.
Can't afford another day
At 50 bytes per second.
And I'm broken virginally outies.
In unbroken virgin realities
And close up everything to forgive you
And cleansing everything to forget your love
And closing everything to forget you
And cleansing everything to forget your love
God is in me
Crucify my enemies
My plug in baby
Crucifies my enemies
Actually, "God is in me" was from the old version of this song and should hence not be considered misheard.
I've exposed your lice, baby.
I've exposed your lies, baby.
My bloody baby
My plug-in baby
My plug in baby is a broken virgin on the airwaves.
My plug in baby in unbroken virgin realities
My pregnant baby
My plug in baby
To forget Meowth
To forget your love
You're my planet baby
You're my plug-in baby
"Psycho"
And I won't be espresso
And I won't be responsible
"Reapers"
You've got the toes
Killed by the drones
"Resistance"
You'll wake Thethopolis
You'll wake the thought police
"Revolt"
You can crawl
(You can crawl!)
You can crawl
(You can crawl!)
You can grow
(You can grow!)
You can grow
(You can grow!)
"Sing for Absolution" (MP3)
I kiss the carp in you
A kiss that can't renew
Another boar, Jamie son, I love you.
Arbourler/Jameson, I love you.
I'm so sorry
It burns inside of me
You're so sober
You're so solid.
You're so stolen.
You're so solid.
You're so swollen
You're so solid
Space dementia in your a***.
Space dementia in your eyes.
Space dementia in your eyes
And Venus will arise.
Space dementia in your eyes
And peace will arise.
Space dementia in your eyes
And peace will arise.
Space dementia in your eyes
And Venus will arise.
"Starlight"
All the souls tht would digest to feel alive.
All the souls that would die just to feel alive.
"Stockholm Syndrome" (MP3)
This is your last time out, abandon you.
This is the last time I'll abandon you.
Another car patrol
Her guilty conscience grows.
Another corporate show
Her guilty conscience grows.
Another coffin show
Her guilty conscience grows.
Another corporate show
Her guilty conscience grows.
Another corporate Joe,
her guilty conscience grows
Another corporate show,
her guilty conscience grows
Another cup of joe, her guilty conscience grows.
Another corporate show
Her guilty conscience grows.
Just like a virgin blows
A guilty conscience grows.
Another corporate show
Her guilty conscience grows.
The 'misheard lyric' is actually sometimes sung in live performances of 'Sunburn'!
She burns like the sun
Like an earthquake.
She burns like the sun
I can't look away.
"Supermassive Black Hole"
Big shoes melting in the dead of night
Glaciers melting in the dead of night
"Supermassive Black Hole"
Donkeys marching in the dead of night
Glaciers melting in the dead of night
"Supermassive Black Hole"
Gay shoes melting in the dead of night
Glaciers melting in the dead of night
"Supermassive Black Hole"
Glaciers melting in the desert night
Glaciers melting in the dead of night
"Supermassive Black Hole"
Gracious melting in the dead of night
Glaciers melting in the dead of night
"Supermassive Black Hole"
Gray shoes melting in a bed of mud
Glaciers melting in the dead of night
"Supermassive Black Hole"
Gray shoes melting in the dead of night.
Glaciers melting in the dead of night.
"Supermassive Black Hole"
Oh, Baby, can you hear me mole?
Oh, Baby, can you hear me moan?
"Supermassive Black Hole"
Oooh, you sell me cellulite.
Oooh, you set my soul alight.
"Supermassive Black Hole"
Oooh, you send my soul a lie.
Oooh, you set my soul alight.
"Supermassive Black Hole"
Oooh, you're super solar light.
Oooh, you set my soul alight.
"Supermassive Black Hole"
Oooh, you're supersonic
Oooh, you set my soul alight.
"Supermassive Black Hole"
Spaceships melting in the dead of night
Glaciers melting in the dead of night
"Supermassive Black Hole"
Super Magic Butthole
Supermassive Black Hole
"Supermassive Black Hole"
Super magic black whore
Supermassive black hole
"Supermassive Black Hole"
Supermagic bag of bones
Supermassive black hole
"Supermassive Black Hole"
Supermassive McAvoy
Supermassive black hole
"Supermassive Black Hole"
Supermassive Whack-a-Mole
Supermassive black hole
"Supermassive Black Hole"
Supermassive black God!
Supermassive black hole!
"Supermassive Black Hole"
Supermassive black whore
Supermassive black hole
"Supermassive Black Hole"
Supermassive butt hole
Supermassive black hole
"Supermassive Black Hole"
Supermassive whack a mole
Supermassive black hole
"Survival"
You were born and didn't listen
You were warned and didn't listen
"Take A Bow"
Eggs
Feed them eggs.
Hex
Feed the hex
"Take A Bow"
Hate
Feed the hate.
Hex
Feed the hex.
"Take a Bow"
Pain, you must pay
You must pay for your crimes against the earth
Yeah eggs, feed the hags
Feed the hags on the country you love
And bake, you will beg
You will beg for their lives and their souls
Yeah bun, you will burn
Pay, you must pay
You must pay for your crimes against the earth
Yeah hex, feed the hex
Feed the hex on the country you love
And beg, you will beg
You will beg for their lives and their souls
And burn, you will burn
"The Handler"
I am no longer afraid to wear cologne.
I am no longer afraid to walk alone.
"The Handler"
I'm escaping from your crap
I'm escaping from your grip
"The Uprising"
Faith will drive me Solis.
Faith will make a big difference.
They will not control us.
We will be Victorious
"Thought Contagion" (MP3)
F*** Satan
Thought contagion.
"Thought Contagion" (MP3)
F***ing senators.
Thought contagion.
"Time Is Running Out" (MP3)
I think I'm drowning a sexy lady.
I think I'm drowning, asphyxiated.
"Time Is Running Out" (MP3)
I think I'm drowning, a sexy lady.
I think I'm drowning, asphyxiated.
"Time Is Running Out" (MP3)
I think I'm drowning
A sexy lady.
I think I'm drowning
Asphyxiated.
"Time Is Running Out" (MP3)
I think I'm drowning
A sexy lady.
I think I'm drowning
Asphyxiated.
"Time Is Running Out" (MP3)
I want to give you up
But I'm a d***head.
I tried to give you up
But I'm addicted.
"Time Is Running Out" (MP3)
Now that you know I'm trapped since ovulation
Now that you know I'm trapped sense of elation
"Time Is Running Out" (MP3)
Now that you know I'm trapped since ovulation
Now that you know I'm trapped, sense of elation
Matt Bellamy (lyricist): This song is almost a sort of generality that you may use for whatever, a relationship for example. I’ve tried to write general songs that can be used in several situations. This song handles about the feeling of being monopolised by someone. TIRO makes a reference to the fact that we tried to break this enclosure, something like that. I wanted to communicate a feeling of protest, to go against the grain in some way. You can be consumed by your job, a relationship or the government, or be suffocated by the media. It can apply to different things.''
"Time Is Running Out" (MP3)
Now that you know I'm trapped
Since ovulation.
Now that you know I'm trapped
Sense of elation.
"Time Is Running Out" (MP3)
Oooh, you'll poo the death of me.
Oooh, you'll be the death of me.
"Time Is Running Out" (MP3)
Since ovulation
Sense of elation
"Time Is Running Out" (MP3)
You can't push s*** underground.
You can't push it under ground.
"Time Is Running Out" (MP3)
You will pull the death out of me.
You will be the death of me.
"Undisclosed Desires"
I want to reconcile the violence in Joe Hart
I want to reconcile the violence in your heart
I'll be there as soon as I can
But I'm using and invoking
Pieces of the life I had before.
I'll be there as soon as I can
But I'm busy mending broken
Pieces of the life I had before.
I'll be there as soon as I can
but I'm burning and I'm broken
peace was in the life I had before
I'll be there as soon as I can
but I'm busy mending broken
pieces of the life I had before
I'll be there as soon as I can
But I'm busy Willy Wonka
Pieces of the life I can't ignore.
I'll be there as soon as I can
But I'm busy mending broken
Pieces of the life I had before.
"Uprising"
Connector revolution
Come let the revolution [take its toll]
"Uprising"
They will not full size
They will not force us
"Uprising"
What you faggots said
Watch our flag ascend