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There are 80 misheard song lyrics for Pantera on amIright currently.
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"10s"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ben Folds! He can destroy my Broly!
Kaleidoscope...
Like knifed wet self.
Kaleidoscope...
Like knifed wet self.
Original Lyrics:
My foes can't destroy my body,
Colliding slow,
Like life itself.
Colliding slow,
Like life itself.
Well, I guess Pantera does have a both a Broly and Ben Folds connection through Funimation...
"13 Steps To Nowhere"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're Dead! You're Dead! You're Dead!
Original Lyrics:
13 13 13 steps!
"Becoming" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm born again with snakes' eyes
Becoming God's eyes.
Becoming God's eyes.
Original Lyrics:
I'm born again with snakes' eyes
Becoming godsize.
Becoming godsize.
"Becoming" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm working, state side
Becoming, cot-sized.
Becoming, cot-sized.
Original Lyrics:
I'm born again with snakes eyes
Becoming god-size.
Becoming god-size.
"By Demons Be Driven" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lauren Bacall! Lauren Bacall!
Original Lyrics:
Beckon the call! Beckon the call!
"By Demons Be Driven" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lauren Bacall, Lauren Bacall, Lauren Bacall
Original Lyrics:
Beckon the call, beckon the call, beckon the call.
"Cemetery Gates" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All alone with the Ramen noodle man.
Original Lyrics:
All alone and the memory still remains.
"Cemetery Gates" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Reverend, it tortures me.
Original Lyrics:
Reverend, he turned to me.
"Cemetery Gates" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Reverend, you're touching me.
Original Lyrics:
Reverend, he turned to me.
"Cemetery Gates" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Revlon, Revlon, is this some conspiracy?
Original Lyrics:
Reverend, Reverend, is this some conspiracy?
"Cemetery Gates" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The way we were
Original Lyrics:
Believe the word
The correct spelling is "CemetEry Gates", not "CemetAry Gates"
"Cowboys From Hell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A chunky no-talk salesman.
Original Lyrics:
Ain't talkin' no tall tales, friend.
"Cowboys From Hell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bad guys wear black
We're come to get her back.
We're come to get her back.
Original Lyrics:
They say the bad guys wear black
We're tagged and can't turn back.
We're tagged and can't turn back.
"Cowboys From Hell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bad guys. Wear black.
We're taking cancer back.
We're taking cancer back.
Original Lyrics:
They say the bad guys wear black,
We're tagged and can't turn back.
We're tagged and can't turn back.
Seriously, listen to it and tell me it doesn't sound more like that (almost clearly), than the original.
"Cowboys From Hell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Best off, down below
or
Bets off, down below
or
Bets off, down below
Original Lyrics:
It's been slow down below
"Cowboys From Hell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They say the bad guys wear black
We're taking Ketamine.
We're taking Ketamine.
Original Lyrics:
They say the bad guys wear black
We're tagged and can't turn back.
We're tagged and can't turn back.
"Cowboys From Hell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We attack and can’t turn back
Original Lyrics:
Were tagged and can’t turn back
"Cowboys from Hell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Beg to choose,
we're the cowboys from hell
we're the cowboys from hell
Original Lyrics:
Aimed at you,
we're the cowboys from hell
we're the cowboys from hell
"Cowboys from Hell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pillage the village, philosophy
Original Lyrics:
Pillage the village, trash the scene
"Death Rattle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dead rattlesnakes
or
Death to rattlesnakes
or
Death to rattlesnakes
Original Lyrics:
Death rattle shakes.
"Domination" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fart stinks like a motherf**ker
Original Lyrics:
Agony is the price
"Domination" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Reaching out to Pinochet
Original Lyrics:
Is reaching out to divinity
"Domination" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your eyes won't see 'The Dawn of the Dead'.
Original Lyrics:
Your eyes will see the dawn of the day.
"F***ing Hostile"
Misheard Lyrics:
F***ing Out of Style!
Original Lyrics:
F***ing hostile!
"F***ing Hostile"
Misheard Lyrics:
F***king hoffstyle!
Original Lyrics:
F***ing hostile!
"F***ing Hostile"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shake your hand like a man, not a dog.
Original Lyrics:
Shake your hand like a man, not a god.
"F***ing Hostile"
Misheard Lyrics:
To serve and protect
By the law, heaven sent
By the law, heaven sent
Original Lyrics:
To serve and protect
By the law and the state
By the law and the state
"F***ing Hostile"
Misheard Lyrics:
Today I'll play the part of the parrot
Original Lyrics:
Today I'll play the part of non-parent
"F*cking Hostile" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Almonds every day
I see you saying grace
A broken Pikichu
Hey Fritz, the outer toe!
I see you saying grace
A broken Pikichu
Hey Fritz, the outer toe!
Original Lyrics:
Almost every day
I see the same face
On broken picture tube
It fits the attitude
I see the same face
On broken picture tube
It fits the attitude
I love almonds.
"Five Minutes Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ask for cheese, five minutes alone.
Original Lyrics:
I ask you please, five minutes alone.
"Five Minutes Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ask, oh Jesus, give us five minutes alone.
Original Lyrics:
I ask you please, just give us five minutes alone.
"Floods"
Misheard Lyrics:
A dirty shoe, don't wrestle with it
Original Lyrics:
A dead issue, don't wrestle with it
"Floods"
Misheard Lyrics:
Deaf pills are sleeping.
Original Lyrics:
Deaf ears are sleeping.
"Godamn Electric" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The training is g**d*** electric
or
The train is g**d*** electric.
or
The train is g**d*** electric.
Original Lyrics:
The change in you is g**d*** electric.
"Good Friends and a Bottle of Pills"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was so in groove I f***ed your love
Original Lyrics:
While you snoored and drooled I f***ed your love
"Heresy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a steer, Vladmir
Heresy.
Heresy.
Original Lyrics:
Honesty born in me
Heresy.
Heresy.
"Heresy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mormons on a backwards slope
Sitting only near the top.
Sitting only near the top.
Original Lyrics:
Morals on a backwards globe
A sin to you, for me it's hope.
A sin to you, for me it's hope.
"Living Through Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
AOL bleeding
Original Lyrics:
Anal whore bleeding
"Mouth For War" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ballsack! I feel a conquering while down inside of me!
Original Lyrics:
Possessed! I feel a conquering will down inside me!
"Mouth For War" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hairspray to hold raw energy
Original Lyrics:
Hands break to hone raw energy.
"Mouth For War" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold your mouthful of water
Use it for what it's for
Spit the truth about me
To Germans.
Use it for what it's for
Spit the truth about me
To Germans.
Original Lyrics:
Hold your mouth for the war
Use it for what it's for
Speak the truth about me
Determined.
Use it for what it's for
Speak the truth about me
Determined.
"Mouth For War" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've moved mountains of a**.
Original Lyrics:
I've moved mountains with less.
"Mouth for War" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ball sack star
I feel the chocolate will down inside me
Strength
The strength of medics who cross might stop me
My strength in number
In my soul is I should everyone
Though we’re releasing a banjo
You better really never so under the sword
I feel the chocolate will down inside me
Strength
The strength of medics who cross might stop me
My strength in number
In my soul is I should everyone
Though we’re releasing a banjo
You better really never so under the sword
Original Lyrics:
Possessed
I feel a conquering will down inside me
Strength
The strength of many to crush
Who might stop me
My strength is in number
And my soul lies in every one
The releasing of anger can better any medicine under the sun
I feel a conquering will down inside me
Strength
The strength of many to crush
Who might stop me
My strength is in number
And my soul lies in every one
The releasing of anger can better any medicine under the sun
"Primal Concrete Sledge" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Broken bones in place.
Original Lyrics:
Pro-devoted pledge.
"Rise"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bastardy chicks with beautiful titts are breathing life into our lungs
Original Lyrics:
Mass prediction, unification, breathing life into our lungs
"Rise"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your news is our news
Original Lyrics:
Your news is old news.
"Rise"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your noose is on the news.
Original Lyrics:
Your news is old news.
"The Badge"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ryan!
Original Lyrics:
Riot!
"The Great Southern Trendkill" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The great! Southern! Treadmill!
Original Lyrics:
The great! Southern! Trendkill!
"The Sleep" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where are the reindeers?
Original Lyrics:
We're harbouring the meek.
"This Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You get this love, sing, child boy
You get this love fist, car breaks
You get this love.
You get this love fist, car breaks
You get this love.
Original Lyrics:
You keep this love, thing, child, toy
You keep this love, fist, scar, break
You keep this love.
You keep this love, fist, scar, break
You keep this love.
"Throes Of Rejection"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tastes like a whiffle ball.
Original Lyrics:
Takes life away from eyes.
"Uplift" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't give blood without God inside
You're him now.
You're him now.
Original Lyrics:
You can't get bought without thought inside
Your head now.
Your head now.
"Walk" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Breathe, spit, walk
Are you talking to me?
Are you talking to me?
Original Lyrics:
Respect! Walk
Are you talking to me?
Are you talking to me?
"Walk" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't ya see, I'm easily bothered by yer sisters?
Original Lyrics:
Can't you see, I'm easily bothered by persistence.
"Walk" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't you see I'm easily bothered by the system?
Original Lyrics:
Can't you see I'm easily bothered by persistence?
"Walk" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Is there no respect anymore?
Original Lyrics:
Is there no standard anymore?
"Walk" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Is there no salad anymore?
Original Lyrics:
Is there no standard anymore?
"Walk" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Is there no steppin' anymore?
Original Lyrics:
Is there no standard anymore?
"Walk" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't be salting your n**s?!
Original Lyrics:
You can't be something you're not.
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