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Fun Music Information -> Pantera
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Jokes:
Excerpt from an automotive-themed radio call-in show: Host: Thanks for calling. What did you want to discuss? Caller: Yeah, I was on my way to work today and I had a music station on. They were playing a Pantera song and halfway through, a Pantera passed me in the oncoming lane. What does this mean? Host: I think it means you shouldn't drive while listening to the B-52s. Submitted by: Brian Kelly
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Band Name Origins:
- I was in the Abbotts living room when their original bass player, Tommy Bradford, came up with the suggestion. It was the car. It sounded cool. Period. Submitted by: Spear Ruler
- This is down to the Abbot's sense of humour - when they were a glam metal band they wore very glam clothes which Dime and Vinnie Paul's mother once described as a 'Pants error' - the two brothers evolved into 'Pantera'. Submitted by: BellCore
Music Performer Nicknames:
Known informally as: Dimebag Darrel Abbot. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Soyboys From Hell" | "Cowboys From Hell" | NewYY1 |
| "Indians From Heaven" | "Cowboys From Hell" | Garrison |
| "Cowgirls From Heaven" | "Cowboys From Hell" | Kaylie L |
| "Cowboys For Sale" | "Cowboys From Hell" | TAG37 |
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Revolution Is My Name," | No, 'Revolution' is nobody's name. | GlamRockNinjaLord |
| "Cowboys from Hell," | When was the last time hell broke loose? | Fifi McFeef |
| "Use My Third Arm," | 1) for what? 2)nobody in the band has a 3rd arm!!! | i rock so much |
| "Strength Beyond Strength," | last time i checked, YOU CANT DO THIS!! | i rock so much |
| "Drag the Waters," | picking water up is already hard... | PrisonMind |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "The Wizard," Black Sabbath | "Metal Magic," Pantera | |
| "What Do I Have To Do?," Stabbing Westward | "Drag The Waters," Pantera | |
| "Music," Madonna | "Power Metal," Pantera | |
| "Innuendo," Queen | "Ride My Rocket," Pantera | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Evolution Is My Name" originally "Revolution Is My Name"
Terror Reid
"Moth For War" originally "Mouth For War"
The ARE types of moths called "Hawk Moths"!
Karen Smith
"Power Meal" originally "Power Metal"
Jane C. Moore
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Power Mental" originally "Power Metal"
Jane C. Moore
"Powder Metal" originally "Power Metal"
Jane C. Moore
"Cowboys From Shell" originally "Cowboys From Hell"
Amber D'Allesio
Change a Letter:
"Poser Metal" originally "Power Metal"
GlamRockNinjaLord
"Fine Minutes Alone" originally "Five Minutes Alone"
Eileen Wright
"Cemetery Games" originally "Cemetery Gates"
King Andrew
"Month For War" originally "Mouth For War"
Flake Effect Snow
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "F*cking Hostile" | "Omnicider" | CryHavoc |
| "5 Minutes Alone" | "5,00000 Beers Alone" | Fack Sabbath |
| "F''king Hostile" | "Choking Hostile" | Fack Sabbath |
| "Becoming" | "The Becoming" | Fack Sabbath |
| "Suicide Note (Pt. 2)" | "Samurai's Death (Pt. 2)" | SamuraiMaster |
| "Suicide Note (Pt. 1)" | "Samurai's Death (Pt. 1)" | SamuraiMaster |
| "Revolution is My Name" | "Where Are My Old Games?" | Below Average Dave |
| "25 Years" | "25 Beers" | Rex Ungericht |
| "Cowboys From Hell" | "Busboys From Hell" | Matthias |
| "Mouth For War" | "No Rhyme For 'Orange' (And Other Random Thoughts)" | Agrimorfee |
There are additional Pantera song parodies available. | ||
Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Mouth For War | The Army | anthony |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Walk | Wheelchair sales | Justin |
| Domination | Rape/Abuse Victim Helpline | Diddims |
| F***in' Hostile | Amnesty International | TowerU |
| Domination | NATO | TowerU |
| Uplifting | AA Meetings | Pol |
| There are additional Pantera on hold music ideas available. | ||
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Do You Want To Franz Ferdinand | Ride My Rocket Pantera | Do You Want To Ride My Rocket? | GlamRockNinjaLord |
| We Are Vertical Horizon | Cowboys From Hell Pantera | We Are Cowboys From Hell | GlamRockNinjaLord |
| ... And Justice For All Metallica | Cowboys From Hell Pantera | ... And Justice For Cowboys | Abesboy7 |
| These Boots Are Made For Walkin' Nancy Sinatra | Cowboys From Hell Pantera | These Cowboy Boots Are Made For Walkin' From Hell | Terror Reid |
| There are additional Pantera duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
The 1975 Pantera
The 1975 combined with Pantera
Now with improved emissions.
Submitted By: Brian Kelly
Steel Pantera
Steel Panther combined with Pantera
Pantera is Spanish for panther.
Submitted By: GlamRockNinjaLord
Metera
Metallica combined with Pantera
Submitted By: GlamRockNinjaLord
The Pink Pantera
Pink combined with Pantera
'Pantera' IS Spanish for panther.
Submitted By: Freddy
There are additional Pantera Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.
Misheard Lyrics:
"Walk"
Misheard Lyrics: Can't you see I'm Mussolini bothered by the system!
Original Lyrics: Can't you see I'm easily bothered by the system!
| "Walk"
Misheard Lyrics: Can’t you see I’m Mussolini bothered by the system!
Original Lyrics: Can’t you see I’m easily bothered by the system!
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"Becoming"
Misheard Lyrics: Do I smell cheese sauce?
Original Lyrics: To rise beyond Jesus
| "Walk"
Misheard Lyrics: Breath! Spit! Walk!
Original Lyrics: Re-spect! Walk!
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Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Walk"
Misheard Lyrics: Can’t you see I’m Mussolini bothered by the system!
Original Lyrics: Can’t you see I’m easily bothered by the system!
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Hiram Frankson I thought he was comparing himself to Mussolini. |
| There are additional Pantera misheard stories available. | |
Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"Power Metal"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: My deadly grasp is lethal
Why They're Nonsensical: Deadly and lethal are the same thing.
Submitted by: Andrew
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How to Pronounce a Band Name:
"Pahn-TEH-rah
It's Spanish for "panther".
Submitted by: Harry
Boasting in Song Lyrics:
"Cowboys From Hell"
The Boasting Lyrics: You see us comin'
And you all together run for cover We're takin over this town Comments: Ummm....... Could this be called boasting??
Submitted by: some random dude
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Band Name Anagrams:
A Tar Pen Submitted by: Bob Oldhart
I don't even wanna know
Art Pane Submitted by: Bob Oldhart
Might be seen in a gallery?
Reap Tan Submitted by: Russ
Ape Rant Submitted by: Theresa
Rat Nape Submitted by: Quyjibo
There are additional Pantera Band Name Anagrams available.
Song Title Anagrams:
"A Temple Row" originally "Power Metal"
Submitted by: Suzanne
"Wrap Omelet" originally "Power Metal"
Submitted by: Suzanne
"Maple Tower" originally "Power Metal"
Submitted by: Lori
"Ample Tower" originally "Power Metal"
Submitted by: Lori
"Petal Mower" originally "Power Metal"
Submitted by: Lori
Super Long Pop Songs:
"It Makes Them Disappear" Length: 6:21
Submitted by: Evan
"Floods" Length: 6:59
Submitted by: Evan
"Hard Lines, Sunken Cheeks" Length: 7:01
Submitted by: Evan
"This Love" Length: 6:32
Submitted by: Evan
"Cemetery Gates" Length: 7:03
Submitted by: Evan
Names as a Word Bank:
Tan pet rat Tara ran near a neat tan pane. Submitted by: Candy Welty
