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Gorilla girl, hot and sweet
Guerrilla girl, hard and sweet
Guerilla girl, aww that's sweet
Guerilla girl, hard and sweet
Guerrilla girl, aw that's sweet
The military has a lot to beat
Guerrilla girl, hard and sweet
A military man would love to meet
"Bring On the Night" (MP3)
Afternoon at Wrigley passed me by.
Afternoon has gently passed me by.
"Bring On the Night" (MP3)
I couldn't stand another owl in the daylight
I couldn't stand another hour of daylight
"Can't Stand Losing You" (MP3)
Again, again, I can't stand losing
I can't, I can't, I can't stand losing
"Can't Stand Losing You" (MP3)
I can't stand Dr. Seuss
I can't stand losing you
"Can't Stand Losing You" (MP3)
I can't stand Lucy Liu.
I can't stand losing you.
"Can't Stand Losing You" (MP3)
I can't stand Puss in Boots
I can't stand losing you
"Can't Stand Losing You" (MP3)
I can't stand lasagna
I can't stand losing you
"Can't Stand Losing You" (MP3)
I can't, I can't, I can't stand Lucy
I can't, I can't, I can't stand losing
"Can't Stand Losing You" (MP3)
I can't, I can't, I can't stand losers
I can't, I can't, I can't stand losing
"Can't Stand Losing You" (MP3)
I can't, I can't, I can't stand music
I can't, I can't, I can't stand losing
"Can't Stand Losing You" (MP3)
I can't, I can't, I can't stop boozing
I can't, I can't, I can't stand losing
"Can't Stand Losing You" (MP3)
I guess you call it coward, this.
I guess you'd call it cowardice.
"Canary In A Coalmine" (MP3)
A canary in a coma
A canary in a coal mine
"Canary In A Coalmine" (MP3)
Canary and a coalmine.
Canary in a coal mine.
"Canary In A Coalmine" (MP3)
Canary in a coma
Canary in a coalmine
"Canary In A Coalmine" (MP3)
Canary in a gold mine
or
Carrying a goldmine
Canary in a coalmine
"Canary In A Coalmine" (MP3)
Carrie in a coalmine
or
Carrie is a cold mind
Canary in a coalmine
"Canary In A Coalmine" (MP3)
Harry in a coma.
Canary in a coal mine.
"Canary In A Coalmine" (MP3)
I'm married in a coal mine
Canary in a coal mine
"Canary In A Coalmine" (MP3)
Larry in a coma!
Canary in a coal mine
"Canary In A Coalmine" (MP3)
Married in a coalmine
Canary in a coalmine
"Canary In A Coalmine" (MP3)
Married in a coma
Canary in a coal mine
"Canary In A Coalmine" (MP3)
Marry an informer
or
Mary in a coma
Canary in a coalmine
"Canary In A Coalmine" (MP3)
Marrying a gold mine
Canary in a coalmine
Looks like roughly similar mishearings are pretty common...
"Canary In A Coalmine" (MP3)
Mary and a puma
or
Mary in a coal mine
or
Mary in a coma
Canary in a coal mine
"Canary In A Coalmine" (MP3)
Put Mary in a coalmine.
Canary in a coalmine
"Canary In A Coalmine" (MP3)
Yeah Mary had a coalmine
Canary in a coalmine
"Canary In A Coalmine" (MP3)
You live your life like a canary in a coma,
You get seditious even walking in a straight line
You live your life like a canary in a coalmine,
You get so dizzy even walking in a straight line
"Canary In A Coalmine" (MP3)
You're married in a goldmine.
Canary in a coalmine
"Canary in a Coal Mine" (MP3)
West of Palermo where the atmosphere is less than perfect
First to fall over when the atmosphere is less than perfect
"Canary in a Coal Mine" (MP3)
You say you want to spend the winter in France
You say you want to spend the winter in Firenze
"Canary in a Coalmine" (MP3)
Even working in a street light
Even walking in a straight line
"Canary in a Coalmine" (MP3)
It's Mary in a coal mine
Canary in a coalmine
"Canary in a Coalmine" (MP3)
Living in Tacoma
Canary in a coal mine.
"Canary in a Coalmine" (MP3)
Mary ate a coal mine
Canary in a coal mine.
"Canary in a Coalmine" (MP3)
Mary is a coalmine
Canary in a coal mine.
I can dream up ceilings when I'm sitting in my seat
I don't see any floors 'til I get to my feet.
I can dream up schemes when I'm sitting in my seat
I don't see any flaws 'til I get to my feet.
"De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da" (MP3)
A boom boom boom, a bomb bomb bomb
De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da
"De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da" (MP3)
A boom boom boom
De Do Do Do
"De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da" (MP3)
A goo goo goo, a doll doll doll
De do do do, de da da da
"De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da" (MP3)
A goo goo goo
Ba da da da
De do do do
De da da da
"De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da" (MP3)
A-boo boo boo, a-ba ba ba
De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da
"De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da" (MP3)
A-goo goo goo, a-ga ga ga
Is all I want to say to you
A-goo goo goo, a-ga ga ga
The innocence will pull me through
A-goo goo goo, a-ga ga ga
Is all I want to say to you
A-goo goo goo, a-ga ga ga
The meaningless and all that's through
De do do do, de da da da
Is all I want to say to you
De do do do, de da da da
Their innocence will pull me through
De do do do, de da da da
Is all I want to say to you
De do do do, de da da da
They're meaningless and all that's true
"De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da" (MP3)
All the Allah Kunses scares you
Their logic ties you up and wraps you
The eloquence escapes you
Their logic ties you up and rapes you
"De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da" (MP3)
De do do do, de da da da
Their innocence will only prove.
De do do do, de da da da
Their innocence will pull me through.
"De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da" (MP3)
De do do do, de da da da
The meaning is I'm porking you
De do do do, de da da da
They're meaningless and all that's true
"De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da" (MP3)
Do good good good for dad dad dad
De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da
"De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da" (MP3)
Don't thank me, I'm coming.
Don't think me unkind.
"De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da" (MP3)
From the banks of Cheops in my mind.
From the banks of chaos in my mind.
"De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da" (MP3)
Ge Goo Goo Goo
Ge Ga Ga Ga
De Do Do Do
De Da Da Da
"De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da" (MP3)
Is all I want to sing to you
Is all I want to say to you
"De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da" (MP3)
No one’s drumming their transmission
No one’s jamming their transmission
"De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da" (MP3)
The elephants escape me,
The leopard ties me up and rapes me
Their eloquence escapes me,
Their logic ties me up and rapes me
"De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da" (MP3)
The goo, goo, goo
The da, da, da
De do, do, do
De da, da, da
"De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da" (MP3)
Their logic ties me up and wraps me.
Their logic ties me up and rapes me.
"De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da" (MP3)
Their logic ties me up and wrecks me.
Their logic ties me up and rapes me.
"De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da" (MP3)
Their logic ties me/you up and risks me/you
Their logic ties me/you up and rapes me/you
"De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da" (MP3)
They're only deaths I left unsigned
They're only cheques I left unsigned
"De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da" (MP3)
They’re only chiefs I left unsigned
They’re only cheques I’ve left unsigned
In their native country (the UK), check (American spelling) is spelled cheque.
Dead Ben John
Dead-end job
Don't need a bed end jog.
Don't need a dead-end job.
Don't want no teenager.
Don't want no dead-end job.
Electrical synthesizer when I hit the bars.
Electrical supervisor required at the bars.
This is a very early Police song, with Andy Summers reading an editorials section with his Lancashire accent behind Sting.
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" (MP3)
'What bus stop?
She's waiting!'
his chorus woman cries
Wet bus stop,
she's waiting,
his car is warm and dry
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" (MP3)
Costanza, Costanza, Costanza close to me.
Don't stand, don't stand so, don't stand so close to me.
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" (MP3)
Don't dance
Don't dance
Don't dance so close to me.
Don't stand
Don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me.
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" (MP3)
Don't stand so close, Snoopy.
Don't stand so close to me.
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" (MP3)
Don't stand so close, Tommy.
or
Don't stand so close, Tony.
or
Don't stand so close, Tony.
Don't stand so close to me.
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" (MP3)
Don't stand so colostomy.
Don't stand so close to me.
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" (MP3)
Dope man
Dope man selling
Dope man selling dope to me.
Don't stand
Don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me.
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" (MP3)
Dristan,
Dristan so,
Dristan so close to me.
Don't stand,
Don't stand so,
Don't stand so close to me.
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" (MP3)
Ghost man so close to me
Don't stand so close to me
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" (MP3)
Ghost man so close to me
Don't stand so close to me
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" (MP3)
Ghost man
Ghost man so
Ghost man, so close to me.
Don't stand
Don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me.
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" (MP3)
Gonna smash, gonna smash her, gonna smash her close to me
Don't stand, don't stand so, don't stand so close to me
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" (MP3)
His car is poor man's drive
His car is warm and dry
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" (MP3)
His car is woman drive.
His car is warm and dry.
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" (MP3)
His car is woman-dry.
His car is warm and dry.
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" (MP3)
Inside her there's Norman
Inside her there's longing
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" (MP3)
Inside her there's a yawning, this girl's an open page.
Inside her there's longing, this girl's an open page.
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" (MP3)
Inside her, there's no ruse
This girl's an open page.
Inside her, there's longing
This girl's an open page.
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" (MP3)
Joe Stancil votes for me
Don't stand so close to me
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" (MP3)
Just like the old man in
That book by Neville Cough
Just like the old man in
That book by Nabokov.
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" (MP3)
Just like the old man in
The book I never caught.
Just like the old man in
That book by Nabokov.
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" (MP3)
Just like the old man in
That book 'I Have A Cough'.
Just like the old man in
That book by Nabokov.
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" (MP3)
Just like the old man in
That book by an avant garde.
Just like the old man in
That book by Nabokov.
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" (MP3)
Just like the old man who
Got bit by an apricot
Just like the old man in
That book by Nabokov
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" (MP3)
Just like the old man who's been bit by an albatross.
Just like the old man in that book by Nabakov.
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" (MP3)
Newsstand, newsstand
Don't stand, don't stand
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" (MP3)
No sign of, no sign of snow to me
Don't stand so, don't stand so close to me
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" (MP3)
Poo stand so close to me.
Don't stand so close to me.
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" (MP3)
Postman, Postmaster, Don't stand so close to me
Don't stand, don't stand so, don't stand so close to me
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" (MP3)
Postman. Postman. Postman so close to me.
Don't stand so close to me
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" (MP3)
Rosanne
Rosanne so
Rosanne so close to me.
Don't stand
Don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me.
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" (MP3)
Roseanne
Roseanne's so
Roseanne's so close to me.
Don't stand
Don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me.
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" (MP3)
That book by Alvin Koff
That book by Nabakov
Nabakov wrote "Lolita"
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" (MP3)
That book by now becomes
That book by Nabakov
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" (MP3)
That book might never come
That book by Nabokov
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" (MP3)
That girl is hardly sane
This girl is half his age
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" (MP3)
This girl in fantasy
This girl is half his age
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" (MP3)
This girl is half diseased
This girl is half his age
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" (MP3)
This girl is half insane.
This girl is half his age.
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" (MP3)
This girl is half insane
This girl is have his age
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" (MP3)
This girl is her visage
This girl is half his age
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" (MP3)
This girl is not diseased.
This girl is half his age.
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" (MP3)
Wet bus stop, flomatic
Wet bus stop, she's waiting
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" (MP3)
You stand so close to me.
Don't stand so close to me.
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" (MP3)
You're spe--
You're special
Don't stand
Don't stand so
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" (MP3)
Young teacher, the subject of speckled fantasy
Young teacher, the subject of schoolgirl fantasy
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" (MP3)
Young teacher, the subject of speckled fantasy
Young teacher, the subject of schoolgirl fantasy
"Don't Stand So Close To Me" (MP3)
Your teacher the subject of school girl friend to see
She wants me so broadly knows what she want to be
Inside there, these no you, the school that what can teach
But Marcin, she so closer, the school is have to teach
(Second verse)
How can I, so jealous, you know how that could get
Sometimes this smart so easy to clip that she short had
Some section, the station, so badly make him cry
The bus stop, she's waiting, he's carries will mend cry
(Third verse)
Loose talking, the class room so hard make try and try
Strong washing, the start coach, be acting season flag
Is no use, he's sees shock, he's start from sicking cup
Just let me, don't mend it, let put by nectar cup
Young teacher, the subject of schoolgirl fantasy
She wants him so badly, knows what she wants to be
Inside her there's longing, this girl's an open page
Book marking - she's so close now, this girl is half his age
(Second verse)
Her friends are so jealous, you know how bad girls get
Sometimes it's not so easy to be the teacher's pet
Temptation, frustration, so bad it makes him cry
Wet bus stop, she's waiting, his car is warm and dry
(Third verse)
Loose talk in the clasroom, to hurt they try and try
Strong words in the staffroom, the accusations fly
It's no use, he sees her, he starts to shake and cough
Just like the old man in that book by Nabokov
"Don't Stand So Close to Me" (MP3)
Don't stand,
Don't stand so,
Don't stand so close to the heat.
Don't stand,
Don't stand so,
Don't stand so close to me.
"Don't Stand So Close to Me" (MP3)
Dudes talking, the classroom
Loose talk in the classroom
"Don't Stand So Close to Me" (MP3)
Flowmatic that book by Nabokov
Old man in that book by Nabokov
"Don't Stand So Close to Me" (MP3)
Ghost Nasser, ghost Nasser, ghost Nasser close to me.
Don't stand, don't stand so, don't stand so close to me.
"Don't Stand So Close to Me" (MP3)
Goose honking, the classroom
Loose talk in the classroom
"Don't Stand So Close to Me" (MP3)
He sees her
He starts to shake and come
He sees her
He starts to shake and cough
"Don't Stand So Close to Me" (MP3)
It looks like they'll be called
That book by Nabokov
"Don't Stand So Close to Me" (MP3)
Just like the old man in that old America
Just like the old man in that book by Nabokov
"Don't Stand So Close to Me" (MP3)
Lo stesso posto di...
Don't stand so close to me
"Don't Stand So Close to Me" (MP3)
Looks nice
Looks nice (so good)
Looks nice (so good) to me
Don't stand
Don't stand (so)
Don't stand (so close) to me
"Don't Stand So Close to Me" (MP3)
Pulse engine
Don't stand so...
"Don't Stand So Close to Me" (MP3)
Roxanne's so close to me
Don't stand so close to me
"Don't Stand So Close to Me" (MP3)
Roxanne, Roxanne, Roxanne come close to me
Don't stand, don't stand so, don't stand so close to me.
"Don't Stand So Close to Me" (MP3)
That book will never come
That book by Nabokov
"Don't Stand So Close to Me" (MP3)
Who's talking? The classroom!
Loose talk in the classroom
"Don’t Stand So Close to Me" (MP3)
Young teacher, the sunset
Young teacher, the subject
Divintutsia, Divintutsia
Driven to tears, driven to tears
Editor's note: What the heck is "Divintutsia" anyway?
Driven to Sears
Driven to tears
Give in to fear.
Driven to tears
I'll test this futon
Nothing seems to get through.
Protest is futile
Nothing seems to get through.
Lemon tootsie
Driven to tears
Riven toot see-a
Driven to tears
River Tootieh
Driven to tears
Wants to become a barber
What's to become of our world?
Dribontuttio, dribontuttio
Driven to tears, driven to tears
Drive my tortilla, I drive my tortilla
Driven to tears, driven to tears
Driven to see
Driven to tears
Driven tutelage, driven tutelage
Driven to tears, driven to tears
Wear a tuxedo
or
Driven to Tuxedo
Driven to tears
Tuxedo is a town in New York state for which the formal tuxedo was named.
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
Acoohawates
How my poor heart aches.
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
Baby, baby, dream
Baby, baby, please
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
Baby, baby, flea
Baby, baby, please
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
Baby, baby, three
Baby, baby, please
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
Every birth you take
Every breath you take
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
Every bough you break.
Every vow you break.
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
Every cling you steak.
Every claim you stake.
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
Every cling you stick
Every claim you stake
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
Every crayon stinks
Every claim you stake
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
Every drain you snake.
Every claim you stake.
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
Every file you break
Every vow you break.
I've seen Sting do this song solo once, as well as with Peter Gabriel just 2 years ago.
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
Every fool heart aches.
or
Every poor heart aches.
How my poor heart aches.
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
Every knot you stake
Every night you stay
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
Every nacho's dead.
Every night you stay.
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
Every notch you sting
Every night you stay.
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
Every pool hall aches.
How my poor heart aches.
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
Every pool hall aches
How my poor heart aches
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
Every pool hall leg
How my poor heart aches
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
Every single gay
Every single day
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
Every smiling freak
Every smile you fake
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
Every snout you fake
I reclaim your stake
I'll be blushing you
Every smile you fake
Every claim you stake
I'll be watching you
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
Every vial you break.
Every vow you break.
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
Every vowel you break
Every vow you break
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
Happy birthday cake..
Every breath you take
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
How I pool all aches
With every step you take.
How my poor heart aches
With every step you take.
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
How I pour out eggs.
How my poor heart aches.
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
How my cruel heart aches
With every step you take.
How my poor heart aches
With every step you take.
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
How my poo hole aches.
How my poor heart aches.
I have nothing to add.
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
How my poo hole aches
With every step you take.
How my poor heart aches
With every step you take.
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
How my poo hole aches
How my poor heart aches.
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
How my poo-hole aches
How my poor heard aches
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
How my pool hall eh
With every step you take.
How my poor heart aches
With every step you take.
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
How to pull whole weights
How my poor heart aches
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
I boil hard eggs
How my poor heart aches.
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
I keep calling, baby, baby, please!
I keep cryin', baby, baby, please!
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
I keep cold and baby, baby, fleas
I keep cryin' baby, baby, please
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
I reclaim your stake
Every claim you stake
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
I was lost without a dream
I'll be lost without a trace
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
I will pull her legs
How my poor heart aches
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
I'll be washing you.
I'll be watching you.
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
I'll do what you do
I'll be watching you
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
I'll pull her legs
With every step you take.
How my poor heart aches
With every step you take.
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
I'm (gonna) cook hard eggs
How my poor heart aches.
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
I'm a cool-hearted ape.
How my poor heart aches.
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
I'm a fool heartache
With every step you take.
How my poor heart aches
With every step you take.
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
I'm a fool who aches.
How my poor heart aches.
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
I'm a foolhardy
My poor heart aches
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
I'm a hard-boiled egg
How my poor heart aches
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
I'm a pool hall ace, with every step you take.
How my poor heart aches, with every step you take.
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
I'm a pool hall ace.
How my poor heart aches.
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
I'm a pool hall ace.
How my poor heart aches.
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
I'm a pool hall ace
Every step you take.
How my poor heart aches
With every step you take.
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
I'm a pool hall ace
With every step you take.
How my poor heart aches
With every step you take.
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
I'm a pool hall ace
With every stop I take.
How my poor heart aches
With every step you take.
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
I'm a pool hall ace
How my poor heart aches.
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
I'm a pool hall ace
How my poor heart aches
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
I'm a pool of apes
How my poor heart aches
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
I'm a pool of eggs.
How my poor heart aches.
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
I'm a poor old axe.
How my poor heart aches.
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
I'm a poor, hard egg.
How my poor heart aches
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
I'm gonna pull her legs
How my poor heart aches
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
My pool hall legs, with every breath you take
My poor heart aches, with every breath you take
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
Not a two whole eggs
How my poor heart breaks
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
Not a two whole lakes
How my poor heart aches
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
Now I'm pool hall age
How my poor heart aches.
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
Now my poo hole aches
How my poor heart aches
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
Oh, my hard boiled eggs
How my poor heart aches
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
Ow, my poor heart aches
How my poor heart aches
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
Since you're gone, I'll be flossed with all a trace
Since you're gone, I'll be lost without a trace
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
When my poo hole aches
How my poor heart aches.
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
Who cares if you see?
You belong to me
Oh, can't you see
You belong to me?
"Every Breath You Take" (MP3)
Who cares, you see
You belong to me
Ah, my fool heart apes
With every step you take
Oh, can't you see
You belong to me
How my poor heart aches
With every step you take
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" (MP3)
Aristotle called her up a 1000 times a day
I resolve to call her up 1000 times a day.
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" (MP3)
Ask her if she'll marry me, some old fashioned way
But my silent fears of root beer.
Ask her if she'll marry me, some old fashioned way
But my silent fears have hurt me.
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" (MP3)
B.O., B.O.
E.O., E.O.
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" (MP3)
Below, below, below, below
E.O., E.O., E.O., E.O.
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" (MP3)
Chee-tos!
E.O.!
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" (MP3)
Do I have to say I'm sorry
Do I have to tell the story
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" (MP3)
Eeyore! Eeyore! Eeyore-ore-ore... and Pooh.
E-O! E-O! E-O-O-O-O-Ohhh.
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" (MP3)
Eeyore, Eeyore
E.O., E.O.
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" (MP3)
Eeyore
Eee oh
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" (MP3)
Eola
Eee oh
Eola is a small community outside of Aurora.
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" (MP3)
Even though my life before was tragic
Now I know I love 'The Purple Song'.
or
Even though my life before was tragic
Now I know 'The Color Purple''s on.
Even though my life before was tragic
Now I know my love for her goes on.
Editor's note: This song came out in 1981, but the novel "The Color Purple" did not come into existence until 1982, so this mishearing is not plausible.
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" (MP3)
Even though my life of whore was tragic
Yamanama looks for Perbo's song.
Even though my life before was tragic
Now I know my love for her goes on.
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" (MP3)
Every little Bing cherry is magic.
Every little thing she does is magic.
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" (MP3)
Every little thing she does is tragic.
Every little thing she does is magic.
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" (MP3)
Every little thing she f***s is magic.
Every little thing she does is magic.
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" (MP3)
Every little...You just turn me on!
Everything she does just turns me on.
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" (MP3)
Every thing she touches turns me on.
Everything she does just turns me on.
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" (MP3)
Every time that I come nearer
Every time that I come near her
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" (MP3)
Fiona, Fiona, Fiona, Fiona
E.O., E.O., E.O., E.O.
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" (MP3)
Hairy little thing she got is magic.
Every little thing she does is magic.
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" (MP3)
I reach out for Toblerone a thousand times a day
I resolve to call her up a thousand times a day
Toblerone is a Swiss chocolate bar in a triangular-shaped package.
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" (MP3)
I resolve to Polaroid
I resolve to call her up
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" (MP3)
I resolve to call her up
A thousand miles away.
I resolve to call her up
A thousand times a day.
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" (MP3)
I resolve to cholera a thousand times a day.
I resolve to call her up a thousand times a day.
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" (MP3)
I resolve to corduroy a 1000 times a day.
I resolve to call her up 1000 times a day.
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" (MP3)
I resolve to fall to go up 1000 times a day.
I resolve to call her up 1000 times a day.
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" (MP3)
I resort to cholera 1000 times a day.
I resolve to call her up 1000 times a day.
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" (MP3)
I resort to corduroy a thousand times a day.
I resolve to call her up a thousand times a day.
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" (MP3)
Iris has the cholera
A thousand dumps a day.
I resolve to call her up
A thousand times a day.
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" (MP3)
It's a beaten up umbrella
It's a big enough umbrella
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" (MP3)
It's a big enough umbrella, but it's always neat as ever, in a way!
It's a big enough umbrella, but it's always me that ends up getting wet!
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" (MP3)
It's always knees and ends just getting wet.
It's always me that ends up getting wet.
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" (MP3)
It’s a baby bird umbrella
or
It’s a baby duck umbrella
It’s a big enough umbrella
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" (MP3)
Leo
E.O.
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" (MP3)
Melanoma love for her goes on
Now I know my love for her goes on
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" (MP3)
Meow
E.O.
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" (MP3)
Now I know I love a purple sun.
Now I know my love for her goes on.
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" (MP3)
Now I know I love my purple thongs
Now I know my love for her goes on
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" (MP3)
Now I know my love for purple storm.
Now I know my love for her goes on.
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" (MP3)
Now I know my love of purple socks
Now I know my love for her goes on
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" (MP3)
Now I know my love with hurt comes on.
Now I know my love for her goes on.
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" (MP3)
Now I know my lover burbles on
Now I know my love for her goes on.
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" (MP3)
Oh, I've tried to avoid to tell her.
Well, I've tried before to tell her
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" (MP3)
Seattle, Seattle
E.O., E.O.
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" (MP3)
Speaking of umbrellas, why's it always me that ends up getting wet?
It's a big enough umbrella, but it's always me that ends up getting wet!
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" (MP3)
T.O., T.O.
E.O., E.O.
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" (MP3)
V.O.
E.O.
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" (MP3)
Viola, viola, viola, viola
E.O., E.O., E.O., E.O.
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" (MP3)
Well, I've tried in court to tell her
Well, I've tried before to tell her
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" (MP3)
Yo!
E-O!
Looking at the barrel of a normal life
Looking at the barrel of an Armalite
There has to be an invisible song.
There has to be an Invisible Sun.
There needs to be an affectionate son
There needs to be an invisible sun
There needs to be an invisible tongue
There needs to be an invisible sun
There needs to be an invisible touch
There needs to be an invisible sun
"It's Alright for You" (MP3)
Three lane
Fast lane
Standing in the cold rain.
Pre-made
Bath prints
Standing in the cold rain.
(It's a) Christmas kind of day.
That's my soul up there.
Bless my soul of pain.
That's my soul up there.
Bless my soul, I'm a man.
That's my soul up there.
Bless my soul, I'm dead!
That's my soul up there
These are sung in harmony in the background.
Bless my soul, I'm gay.
That's my soul up there.
C'est ma sol la fais.
That's my soul up there.
Christmas, so unfair.
It's my soul up there.
Circles running 'round my thing
Circles running 'round my brain
I always win - King of Pain!
I'll always be King of Pain!
I had Stuie before inside the pouring rain
With the water in cycles running 'round my brain
I guess I'm always open then you'll end this rain
But it's Manna Stoony to be the king of pain.
I have stood here before inside the pouring rain
With the world turning circles running 'round my brain
I guess I'm always hoping that you'll end this reign
But it's my destiny to be the king of pain.
I have stood here before inside the pouring rain
With the watering circles running 'round my brain.
I have stood here before inside the pouring rain
With the world turning circles running 'round my brain.
I have stood here before inside the pouring rain
With the water in circles running 'round my brain
I could somehow resolve the issue in this rain
That it's my destiny to be the king of pain.
I have stood here before inside the pouring rain
With the world turning circles running 'round my brain
I guess I'm always hoping that you'll end this reign
But it's my destiny to be the king of pain.
I stood here before inside the pouring rain
With the water in circles running around my brain
I guess I'm always hoping that you'd end this way
But it's my destiny to be the king of pain
I have stood here before inside the pouring rain
With the world turning circles running around my brain
I guess I'm always hoping that you'd end this reign
But it's my destiny to be the king of pain
I'll always be King of Spain.
I'll always be King of Pain.
I've stood here before inside the pouring rain
With the wondering circles running 'round my brain
I guess I'm always hoping that you'd end this way
But it's my destiny to be the king of pain.
I have stood here before inside the pouring rain
With the world turning circles running 'round my brain
I guess I'm always hoping that you'd end this reign
But it's my destiny to be the king of pain.
It's modestly neat to be the King of Pain
It's my destiny to be the King of Pain
It's my sawed off head.
It's my soul up there.
King of faith
King of pain
Little wondering circles running 'round my brain
With the world turning circles running 'round my brain.
That's my soda, Babe!
That's my soul up there!
There's a black cat caught in a high treetop
There's a flag-pole racket and the wind won't stop.
There's a black hat caught in a high treetop
There's a flag-pole rag and the wind won't stop.
There's a black cat caught in a high treetop
There's a frightful racket and the wind won't stop
There's a black hat caught in a high treetop
There's a flag-pole rag and the wind won't stop.
There's a black cat caught in a high treetop
There's a black hat caught in a high treetop
There's a black cat caught in the high tree wall
There's a black hat caught in a high treetop
There's a little black spot on the sun today
Bless my soul, I'm the king
It's the same old thing as yesterday
Bless my soul, I'm the king.
There's a little black spot on the sun today
That's my soul up there
It's the same old thing as yesterday
That's my soul up there.
There's a little black spot on the sun today
It's Christmas, so I'll pay
It's the same old thing as yesterday
It's Christmas, so I'll pay.
There's a little black spot on the sun today
That's my soul up there
It's the same old thing as yesterday
That's my soul up there.
There's a little black spot on your lung today
There's a little black spot on the sun today
There's a little brown spot in my conch today.
There's a little black spot on the sun today.
There's a skeleton choking at the bus stop, yeah.
There's a skeleton choking on a crust of bread.
There's a skeleton choking on a crushed skull blade
There's a skeleton choking on a crust of bread
There's a skeleton choking on a custom plate.
There's a skeleton choking on a crust of bread.
There's a two way beast by a spring tide ebb
There's a blue whale beached by a spring tide ebb
This month's solar flair
That's my soul up there
This must go away.
That's my soul up there.
With 120 circles running around my brain
With the world turning circles running around my brain
With the water in circles running 'round my brain
With the world turning circles running 'round my brain
As I wander in circles running 'round my brain
With the world turning circles running 'round my brain
Bless my soul of pain.
That's my soul up there.
I think my misheard lyric is certainly more SOULFUL. I'll keep singing it.
Bless my soul of pain.
That's my soul up there.
But it's not being easy to be the king of pain
But it's my destiny to be the king of pain
But it's not really easy to be the king of pain
But it's my destiny to be the king of pain
King of Beers
King of Pain
"King of Beers" is the motto for Budweiser.
Miss my soul up there
That's my soul up there
There's a black Wingull with a broken back
There's a black-winged gull with a broken back
There's a black cat caught in a high tree top
There's a black hat caught in a high tree top
There's a dancer that's frozen and I want to fall.
There's a dead salmon frozen in a waterfall.
There's a fossil that's trapped in a heartless wall
There's a fossil that's trapped in a high cliff wall
There's a skeleton choking on a crushed skull plate
There's a skeleton choking on a crust of bread
There's a skeleton talking out across the store
There's a skeleton choking on a crust of bread
"Man In A Suitcase" (MP3)
I invite you, my place
Slowly my big cousin holds my suitcase.
I'll invite you back to my place
It's only mine because it holds my suitcase.
"Man In A Suitcase" (MP3)
I left my jukebox at my place.
I'll invite you back to my place.
"Man in a Suitcase" (MP3)
Man at Squarespace
Man at the same space
"Message In A Bottle" (MP3)
A hundred billion castaways
Looking for a whore.
A hundred billion castaways
Looking for a home.
"Message In A Bottle" (MP3)
A year has passed since I broke my code.
A year has passed since I wrote my note.
"Message In A Bottle" (MP3)
A year has passed since I broke my node.
A year has passed since I wrote my note.
"Message In A Bottle" (MP3)
A year has passed since I broke my nose.
A year has passed since I wrote my note.
"Message In A Bottle" (MP3)
A year has passed since I broke my nose
I should have stopped bowling right from the start
Only bones can keep me together
Only love can mend your stripes but love can break your water
A year has passed since I wrote my note
I should have known this right from the start
Only hope can keep me together
Love can mend your life but love can break your heart
"Message In A Bottle" (MP3)
A year has past since I broke my nose.
A year has passed since I wrote my note.
"Message In A Bottle" (MP3)
Another year has passed since I broke my nose.
A year has passed since I wrote my note.
"Message In A Bottle" (MP3)
Just a castaway,
and I am lost at sea
or
Chester passed away,
an island lost at sea
or
Chester passed away,
an island lost at sea
Just a castaway,
an island lost at sea
"Message In A Bottle" (MP3)
Cindy Notto S.O.S.
Sending out an S.O.S.
"Message In A Bottle" (MP3)
I hope that someone finds my message in a brothel
I hope that someone gets my message in a bottle
"Message In A Bottle" (MP3)
I hope that someone gets my chicken in a basket
I hope that someone gets my message in a bottle
"Message In A Bottle" (MP3)
I hope that someone gets my massage in a parlour.
I hope that someone gets my message in a bottle.
"Message In A Bottle" (MP3)
I hope that someone gets my message in a parcel.
I hope that someone gets my message in a bottle.
"Message In A Bottle" (MP3)
I hope that someone gets my message in a party.
I hope that someone gets my message in a bottle.
"Message In A Bottle" (MP3)
I hope that someone gets my
Message in a bathtub.
I hope that someone gets my
Message in a bottle.
"Message In A Bottle" (MP3)
I send an SMS to the word, I hope that someone gets my message in the butt hole.
I send an SOS to the world, I hope that someone gets my message in the bottle
"Message In A Bottle" (MP3)
Making gin in the bathroom.
Message in a bottle.
"Message In A Bottle" (MP3)
Massage in a brothel
Message in a bottle
"Message In A Bottle" (MP3)
Massage in my bottom
Message in a bottle
"Message In A Bottle" (MP3)
Massage on a bar stool
Message in a bottle
"Message In A Bottle" (MP3)
Massaging a butthole
Message in a bottle
"Message In A Bottle" (MP3)
Mesoch-ee-na-paato
Message in a bottle
This was the live version (probably Live Aid).
"Message In A Bottle" (MP3)
Message in the Bible
or
Message in a barstool
or
Message in a barstool
Message in a bottle
"Message In A Bottle" (MP3)
Message in a bathroom
Message in a bottle
"Message In A Bottle" (MP3)
Message in a butthole
Message in a bottle
"Message In A Bottle" (MP3)
Message in my bottom
message in a bottle
"Message In A Bottle" (MP3)
Message in the bathtub
Message in a bottle
"Message In A Bottle" (MP3)
Messin' with ma throttle
Message in a bottle
"Message In A Bottle" (MP3)
Messy little cockerel
Message in a bottle
"Message In A Bottle" (MP3)
Mono-dinettes, any man could bayo.
More loneliness than any man could bear
"Message In A Bottle" (MP3)
Mrs. Gina Bottle
Message in a bottle
"Message In A Bottle" (MP3)
Mrs. Ginabotto
Message in a bottle
"Message In A Bottle" (MP3)
Mrs. Jenny Bottle
Message in a bottle
"Message In A Bottle" (MP3)
Only cocaine keeps me together.
Only hope can keep me together.
"Message In A Bottle" (MP3)
Rescue me before I fall into 'dis barrel.
Rescue me before I fall into despair, oh.
"Message In A Bottle" (MP3)
Rescue me before I fall into the sparrow.
Rescue me before I fall into despair, oh.
"Message In A Bottle" (MP3)
Rescue me before I fall into this pedo.
Rescue me before I fall into despair, oh.
"Pedo" is the Spanish word for "fart".
"Message In A Bottle" (MP3)
Se han tirado las Sogas!
Sending out an S.O.S.
It's in Spanish, with a little Peruvian slang. It means: 'They've stolen the ropes!'.
"Message In A Bottle" (MP3)
Send an iron SOS.
Sending out an SOS.
"Message In A Bottle" (MP3)
Send it on an S.O.S.
Sending out an S.O.S.
"Message In A Bottle" (MP3)
Sendenada nesahois
Sending out an S.O.S.
"Message In A Bottle" (MP3)
Sendin' it on an S.O.S
Sending out an S.O.S.
"Message In A Bottle" (MP3)
Sending out an S.M.S.
Sending out an S.O.S.
"Message In A Bottle" (MP3)
Seventy dollar S.O.S.
Sending out an S.O.S.
"Message In A Bottle" (MP3)
Sunday morning S.O.S.
Sending out an S.O.S.
"Message In A Bottle" (MP3)
Sunday night and not so wet
Sending out an S.O.S.
"Message In A Bottle" (MP3)
Sunday night on S.O.S.
Sending out an S.O.S.
"Message in a Bottle" (MP3)
$70 SOS
or
Sunday nightly SOS
or
Sunday not an SOS
or
(I'm) standing on an SOS
or
(I'm) sanding out an SOS
(I'm) sending out an SOS
"Message in a Bottle" (MP3)
100 billion castaways
Looking for a w--re
100 billion castaways
Looking for a home
"Message in a Bottle" (MP3)
7-hour S.O.S.
Sending out an S.O.S.
"Message in a Bottle" (MP3)
A year has passed since I broke my nose
A year has passed since I wrote my note.
"Message in a Bottle" (MP3)
A year has passed since I broke my nose
A year has passed since I wrote my note
"Message in a Bottle" (MP3)
A year has passed since I don't buy dope
A year has passed since I wrote my note
"Message in a Bottle" (MP3)
Cindy got an SOS
Sending out an S.O.S.
"Message in a Bottle" (MP3)
I'll send an S.O.S. to the womb
I'll send an S.O.S. to the world
"Message in a Bottle" (MP3)
I'll send the wrestlers to the world
I'll send an S.O.S. to the world
"Message in a Bottle" (MP3)
In the Army piss oh piss
Sending out an S.O.S
"Message in a Bottle" (MP3)
Lessons in the bottle
or
Lessons in the Bible
Message in a bottle
"Message in a Bottle" (MP3)
Massaging a butt hole.
Message in a bottle
"Message in a Bottle" (MP3)
Only rope and beeping together
Love can end your wife or live can make you fart
Only hope can keep me together
Love can mend your life but love can break your heart
"Message in a Bottle" (MP3)
Rescue me before I fall into this pair
Rescue me before I fall into despair
I think I'd rather fall into this pair than into despair.
"Message in a Bottle" (MP3)
Rescue me before I fall into this peo.
Rescue me before I fall into despair, oh.
"Message in a Bottle" (MP3)
Sailing out an S.O.S.
Sending out an S.O.S.
"Message in a Bottle" (MP3)
Sailing out on SOS
Sending out an SOS
"Message in a Bottle" (MP3)
Saturday arvo S.O.S
Sending out an S.O.S.
"Message in a Bottle" (MP3)
Sausage in a bottle
Message in a bottle
"Message in a Bottle" (MP3)
Se tiraron, eso es
Sending out an S.O.S.
"Message in a Bottle" (MP3)
Sendinatta Nesso Ess!
Sending out an S.O.S.
"Message in a Bottle" (MP3)
Silly outfit, LOL
Sending out an SOS
"Message in a Bottle" (MP3)
Silver dollar S.O.S.
Sending out an S.O.S.
"Message in a Bottle" (MP3)
Sin denial, SOS
Sending out an SOS
"Message in a Bottle" (MP3)
Stadium SOS
Sending out an SOS
"Message in a Bottle" (MP3)
Staring at a Hesseling
I'm sending out an S.O.S.
"Message in a Bottle" (MP3)
Stinky diaper S.O.S.
I'm sending out an S.O.S.
"Message in a Bottle" (MP3)
Stranded on the mess of mess
Sending out an S.O.S.
"Message in a Bottle" (MP3)
Yo te castro, eh? Allá en la estancia
Just a castaway, an island lost at sea
"Message in a Bottle" (MP3)
zen de nada sos
Sending out an S.O.S.
All I want is standing next to you.
All I want is to be next to you.
I sold my house
I sold my mother, too.
I sold my house
I sold my motor, too.
Walking on tools
What can I do?
All I want is to be Mr. You
or
All I want is to be Mr. U
All I want is to be next to you
All I want is to be missing you
All I want is to be next to you
And my heart belongs to Noah
And my heart belongs to no one
There's a tree on the sidewalk
There's a carp on the door.
There's a tree on the sidewalk
There's a car by the door.
There's something wrong
Your brain is gone
The songs are wrong
The bread 'as gone
I have to tell you just how I feel
I was shaggin' with another boy.
I have to tell you just how I feel
I won't share you with another boy.
I know my mind is made up,
So put away your raincoat
I know my mind is made up,
So put away your makeup
I know my mind is made up
So put away your mink coat.
I know my mind is made up
So put away your make-up.
I know this isn't New York
I loved you since I knew ya
I loved you since I knew ya
A little dab'll do ya
I loved you since I knew ya
I wouldn't talk down to ya
"A little dab'll do ya" is the old slogan for Brylcreem. I thought Sting was throwing out a pop culture reference for no good reason.
I loved you since in New York
I wasn't talking to ya
I loved you since I knew ya
I wouldn't talk down to ya
I would say you were another boy.
I won't share you with another boy.
Poot on the red light
Put on the red light
Pull on the radio.
Put on the red light
Rock Bass
You don't have to put out your red eye.
Roxanne
You don't have to put on the red light.
Rock sand
You don't have to turn on your headlights.
Roxanne
You don't have to put out your red light.
Rock sand
you don't have to put on the red light
Roxanne
you don't have to put on the red light
Rock sand
Poot in the red light
Roxanne
You don't have to put on the red light.
Rock spaz,
you don't have to put on the red light
Roxanne,
you don't have to put on the red light
Rowr rowr right
Put on the red light
Wax Anne
You don't have to put on the wed light.
Roxanne
You don't have to put on the red light.
You don't have go all the way, yay
You don't have to put on the red light
You don't have to stop at the red light.
You don't have to put on the red light.
You know my name is Raynard.
I know my mind is made up.
Chipotle, Chipotle, Chipolte
So lonely, so lonely
Salami, salami, salami
So lonely, so lonely, so lonely
Salome, Salome
So lonely, so lonely
Sigourney! Sigourney!
So lonely, so lonely.
Sigourney, Sigourney, Sigourney
So lonely, so lonely, so lonely.
So lolly, so lolly, so lolly, so lolly
So lonely, so lonely, so lonely, so lonely
Spumoni, spumoni
So lonely, so lonely
Sue Lawley (repeated)
So Lonely (repeated)
At the time this song first came out, Sue Lawley was a news anchor on British television.
Sue Lawley, Sue Lawley
So lonely, so lonely
Tsunami, tsunami
So lonely, so lonely
Zamboni, Zamboni
So lonely, so lonely
Zanoni, Zanoni, Zanoni
So lonely, so lonely, so lonely
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
A** ferrets in the material world
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
A**burgers in the material world.
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Ah, spirits in the material world.
(We) are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Asparagus in the material world
We are spirits in the material world
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Asparagus into my cereal world.
(We) Are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Asparagus into my cereal, whoa!
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Asperger's syndrome for Muriel Ward.
or
A**burgers enter my cereal bowl.
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Aspirin! It's immaterial.
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Aspirins in my-my Cheerios.
Spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Aspirins into my cereal bowl
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Auschwitz in my material world
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Auschwitz in the material world
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
But it's a record wreck of failure
But it's the rhetoric of failure
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
But it's the rich who reek of failure
But it's the rhetoric of failure
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Eat asparagus in the material world
We are spirits in the material world
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Eat hot spare ribs in the material world
We are spirits in the material world
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Eat my spareribs in the material world.
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Eat our spinach in a material world.
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Gee, I swear it is, in the material world
We are spirits in the material world
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Hot spearmints in my sa-cereal
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
I saw Carlita speak.
Our so-called leaders speak.
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
I spitted into my cereal bowl
There's spirits in the material world
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
I swear it's im-ma-material, uh.
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
I swear it's imm-ma-material
We are spirits in the material world
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
I sin...from the teerio
or
I swear I'll eat all my Cheerios
or
I swear it's my box of Cheerios
or
I swear it's my box of Cheerios
We are spirits in the material world
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
I swear there's horsesh*t in my materials
Are spirits in the material world
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Me upstairs in my material room.
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Me, I did it, I ate all my cereal, whoo.
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Me. I see spirits in the material world
We are spirits in the material world
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
My, my own, my own box of cereal
We are spirits in the material world
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Oh, I swear I love my cereal
We are spirits in the material world
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Oh, I swear, I eat my own cereal bowl
We are spirits in the material world
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Ooh I swear, it's in my mom's cereal.
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Ooh ah, stick it in my cereal now
We are spirits in a material world
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Ooh pop pop, there goes my cereal.
or
Bowl, ooh, pop, pop, that's how my Cheerios go.
We are spirits in the material world
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Ooh, I swear there's cows*** in my cereal.
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Ooh, I swear there's dog shit in my Cheerios
We are spirits in the material world
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Ooh, Mark Spitz in the most swimming goal, girl!
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Ooh, upstairs in the material world
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Oscar sits in my cereal bowl
We are spirits in the material world
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Ostinence in the material world
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Our so-called leaders speak Of work in Transylvania
Our so-called leaders speak With words they try to jail you
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Our subject ate the meek.
or
Our subject gave the meek.
They subjugate the meek.
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Please don't spit in my cereal, no!
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Red hot spirits hidden in the cereal bowl.
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
I see hot spirits eating my cereal, whoa!
or
See, hot syrup in m-my cereal, whoa!
or
See, hot syrup in m-my cereal, whoa!
We are spirits in the material world
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Spirits in my Cheerio's
or
Spirits in the cereal bowl
Spirits in the material world
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
There are spirits in-uh mah cer-reee-ul. (There are spirits in my cereal)
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
There is no politic gas pollution
To our troubled air pollution
Have no faith in Cops-stick-tution
From a bloody air pollution.
There is no political solution
To our troubled evolution
Have no faith in Constitution
There is no bloody revolution.
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
This subject ain't for me.
They subjugate the meek.
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Uh huh that's right. And we're gonna stay in school
We are spirits in a material world
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Upstairs eating my Cheerios
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Upstairs in the material room
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Upstairs, can't find my Cheerios.
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Upstairs, in the material room
(We) are spirits in a material world
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
Upstairs, in the material world
Are spirits in the material world
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
We Asperitz enema serial world.
There's spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
We all spit into our cereal bowl.
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
We are asparagus in the imperial world.
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
We are carrots, in the cereal bowl.
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
We are smurfs eating all the cereal.
We are spirits in the material world.
I thought that it was what they were singing
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
We are smurfs eating the cereal up.
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
We are spare ribs in a material world.
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
We are spare ribs in the material world
We are spirits in the material world
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
We are spirits in the interior world.
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
We are spitting
In the maternal womb
We are spirits
in the material world
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
We are spitting in a bacterial world
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
We are upstairs in the material world.
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
We'll ask the nurse to bring the materials
or
We eat our spareribs in the material world
or
We eat our spareribs in the material world
We are spirits in the material world
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
We have asparagus in our material, wo!
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
We have spirits delivering material.
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
We're Oshner, im-ma-material.
We are spirits in the material world.
Joe adds: "Oshner--name of a local hospital."
"Spirits In The Material World" (MP3)
You are standing in my hot cereal bowl.
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits in the Material World" (MP3)
I spit it into my cereal.
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits in the Material World" (MP3)
I swear there's monkey shit in my Gearios.
Are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits in the Material World" (MP3)
Upstairs I turn my stereo on
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits in the Material World" (MP3)
We are asparagus in the material world.
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits in the Material World" (MP3)
We are spirits turn on my stereo world.
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits in the Material World" (MP3)
We ask to dance in the material world
We are spirits in the material world.
"Spirits in the Material World" (MP3)
We dusty and sly
Live from day to day
Where does the answer lie?
Live from day to day
I know a suburban Friday morning
Another suburban family morning
And little Russia had to face.
And rush hour Hell to face.
Another Australian morning
Another industrial ugly morning
Another red dust-trail every morning
Another industrial ugly morning
Another suburban edamame
Another suburban family morning
Another suburban family morning
My mother screaming at the wall
Another suburban family morning
Grandmother's screaming at the wall
Another suburban funny bunny
Another suburban family morning
Another working day has ended
Another rush hour hell to face.
Another working day has ended
Only the rush hour hell to face.
Another working day has ended
You better wash your hands and face.
Another working day has ended
Only the rush hour hell to face.
Lyrics were more difficult to understand as a child.
Daddy always says to do the dishes, there's only so much more that he can take
Daddy only stares into the distance, there's only so much more that he can take
He sees his family whole now
Looming in his headlights
He climbs upstairs and drinks his apple tea
He sees his family home now
Looming in his headlights
The pain upstairs that make his eyeballs ache.
He sees his family whole now
Looming in his headlights
He goes upstairs and drinks his apple tea..
He sees his family home now
Looming in his headlights
The pain upstairs that make his eyeballs ache.
He sees his family whole now, looming in his headlights
He climbs upstairs that drinks his apple tea
He sees his family whole now, looming in his headlights
He pain upstairs that makes his eyeballs ache
Mother chants a litany of order and frustration
Mother chants her litany of boredom and frustration
Of a dark Spotify
Of a dark Scottish loch
Spotify is a music streaming service.
Only the Russians have true faith
Only the rush-hour hell to face
Only the rush of hand to face.
Only the rush hour hell to face.
Secretary's powder cream like sheep farts on a red-like screech.
Secretaries pout and preen like cheap tarts on a red light street.
Secretary's proud and green like cheap tarts on a red light street.
Secretaries pout and preen like cheap tarts on a red light street.
We all know the suicides are gay
We all know the suicides are fake
We have to shout across the din of our rush through space
We have to shout above the din of our Rice Crispies
Editor's note: It is The Police who recorded this song, and yes, Sting was a member, but it is billed as just 'The Police'; not anything variant.
We know all the suicides are made
We all know the suicides are fake
Do we share this nightmare,
We can drink,
Spirits who spoon me
If we share this nightmare
We can dream
Spiritus Mundi.
If we share this nightmare
We can dream
Spirits will bomb me.
If we share this nightmare
We can dream
Spiritus Mundi.
Little hombre, little Juanto
You will know
Synchronicity.
With one breath, with one flow
You will know
Synchronicity.
"Tea In The Sahara" (MP3)
Deep in the heart with you
Deep in the heart with you.
Tea in the Sahara with you
Tea in the Sahara with you.
"Tea In The Sahara" (MP3)
Heat in the barbecue
Tea in the Sahara with you
"Tea In The Sahara" (MP3)
Tea in the Sahara f u
Tea in the Sahara with you
"The Bed's Too Big Without You" (MP3)
My head's too big without you
The bed's too big without you
"The Bed's Too Big Without You" (MP3)
Rescue me without shoes.
The bed's too big without you.
"Too Much Information" (MP3)
See the band of the Police all over.
Sea of Japan to the cliffs of Dover.
"Too Much Information" (MP3)
See the fans of The Police all over.
Sea of Japan to the Cliffs of Dover.
"Too Much Information" (MP3)
See the man with the big dog Rover.
Sea of Japan to the cliffs of Dover.
"Too Much Information" (MP3)
Seen the path that the Police traveled over.
Sea of Japan to the Cliffs of Dover.
"Voices Inside My Head" (MP3)
Horses in Zimbabwe.
Voices inside my head.
"Voices Inside My Head" (MP3)
Horses p**s on my head.
Voices inside my head.
This Police rarity appears on the superb album Zenyatta Mondatta. Perhaps due to the lyrical inscrutability and the song's relative inferiority vis-a-vis other Police songs, it garners little or no radio airplay.
"Voices Inside My Head" (MP3)
Who put this on my head
Voices inside my head
"Walking In Your Footsteps" (MP3)
C'est la vie, shoutin' Hera theer!
They say the meek shall inherit the earth.
"Walking In Your Footsteps" (MP3)
Honky take my foodstamps.
Walking in your footsteps
"Walking In Your Footsteps" (MP3)
Sting shall inherit the Earth.
They say the meek shall inherit the earth.
"Walking In Your Footsteps" (MP3)
Walkin' angel foodstamps
Walking in your footsteps
"Walking In Your Footsteps" (MP3)
Walking in your foodstamps
Walking in your footsteps
"Walking In Your Footsteps" (MP3)
Walking on your food stamps
Walking in your footsteps
"Walking On The Moon" (MP3)
I hope my neck don't break.
I hope my legs don't break.
"Walking On The Moon" (MP3)
Tomorrow's another day, Tuesday
I miss Wednesday
Tomorrow's another day, you stay
I may as well play
"Walking On The Moon" (MP3)
Walking round the loo
Walking on the moon
"Walking On the Moon" (MP3)
We could live forever
We could live together
"Walking On the Moon" (MP3)
Working on the movie
Walking on the moon
"Walking on the Moon" (MP3)
I hope my eggs don't break.
I hope my legs don't break.
"Walking on the Moon" (MP3)
Look at me together
We could be together
"Walking on the Moon" (MP3)
Sans blesser (French for without hurting) I'm wishing my days away
Some may say I'm wishing my days away
"Walking on the Moon" (MP3)
Sue may say I'm wishing my days away
Some may say I'm wishing my days away
"Walking on the Moon" (MP3)
Water on the moon
Walking on the moon
"When The World Is Running Down" (MP3)
When the world is running down, you make a breakfast of what's still around.
When the world is running down, you make the best of what's still around.
"When The World Is Running Down" (MP3)
When the world is running down,
you make the best dumpling stew around.
When the world is running down,
you make the best of what's still around.
The full title is actually "When the World Is Running Down, You Make the Best of What's Still Around", but that won't all fit in the song title box.
"When The World Is Running Down" (MP3)
When the worlds comes crashin' down,
you make the best pot of stew around
When the world comes crashing down,
you make the best of what's still around
"When the World Is Running Down" (MP3)
My motor's running slow
An Otis Redding song
"When the World Is Running Down…" (MP3)
Plug in my VCR
Plug in my MCI
"Wrapped Around Your Finger" (MP3)
Devil and the deep blue sea behind me
Panties in the air, you'll never find me
Devil and the deep blue sea behind me
Vanish in the air, you'll never find me
"Wrapped Around Your Finger" (MP3)
Gather when the people see your hiney
Devil and the deep blue sea behind me
"Wrapped Around Your Finger" (MP3)
Gathering the jeans will see your hiney
Devil and the deep blue sea behind me
"Wrapped Around Your Finger" (MP3)
Hidden the task by you if I should Winger
Spare it at the ring around your finger
Hypnotized by you if I should linger.
Starin' at the ring around your finger
"Wrapped Around Your Finger" (MP3)
Hidden the task by you if I should linger.
Hypnotized by you if I should linger.
"Wrapped Around Your Finger" (MP3)
Hittin' the Tazbah, you in fashion lingo
Hypnotized by you if I should linger
"Wrapped Around Your Finger" (MP3)
Hittin' the casbah
Hypnotized by
"Wrapped Around Your Finger" (MP3)
Hittin' the task bar, you have faster fingers.
Hypnotized by you if I should linger.
"Wrapped Around Your Finger" (MP3)
Hypnotized by you if I shoot blingers.
Hypnotized by you if I should linger.
"Wrapped Around Your Finger" (MP3)
Hypnotized by you in my dinero
Hypnotized by you if I should linger
Dinero is the Spanish word for money.
"Wrapped Around Your Finger" (MP3)
I know that Stephanie is not your name.
Mephistopheles is not your name
"Wrapped Around Your Finger" (MP3)
I will burn your face, you little bastard
I will turn your face to alabaster
"Wrapped Around Your Finger" (MP3)
I will turn your face to mallo blaster
or
I will burn your face, you yellow bastard
I will turn your face to alabaster
"Wrapped Around Your Finger" (MP3)
I will turn your face to rural Nebraska
I will turn your face to alibaster
"Wrapped Around Your Finger" (MP3)
I will turn your fish to whirl-robusta
I will turn your face to alabaster.
"Wrapped Around Your Finger" (MP3)
I will turn your flesh to alabaster.
I will turn your face to alabaster.
"Wrapped Around Your Finger" (MP3)
I'll be captain of your speed boat
I'll be wrapped around your finger.
"Wrapped Around Your Finger" (MP3)
I'll be master of your steamboat.
I'll be wrapped around your finger.
"Wrapped Around Your Finger" (MP3)
I'll be rap around your fingers.
I'll be wrapped around your finger.
"Wrapped Around Your Finger" (MP3)
I'll be wax around your finger.
I'll be wrapped around your finger.
"Wrapped Around Your Finger" (MP3)
I'll be whacked around your finger
I'll be wrapped around your finger
"Wrapped Around Your Finger" (MP3)
I'll beat tracks around your finger.
I'll be wrapped around your finger.
"Wrapped Around Your Finger" (MP3)
I'll/You'll be erected by your/my penis
I'll/you'll be wrapped around your/my finger
"Wrapped Around Your Finger" (MP3)
I'll/You'll be rats behind your/my finger
I'll/You'll be wrapped around your/my finger
"Wrapped Around Your Finger" (MP3)
I'll/You'll be wrecked around your/my finger
I'll/You'll be wrapped around your/my finger
"Wrapped Around Your Finger" (MP3)
I'll/You'll see fragile 'round your/my finger
I'll/You'll be wrapped around your/my finger
"Wrapped Around Your Finger" (MP3)
In the task bar, you and I should linger.
Hypnotized by you if I should linger.
"Wrapped Around Your Finger" (MP3)
Mister, The Police is not your name.
Mephistopheles is not your name.
"Wrapped Around Your Finger" (MP3)
Nervous, The Police is not your name.
Mephistopheles is not your name
"Wrapped Around Your Finger" (MP3)
Travel on the deep blue sea behind me
Vanish in the air, you'll never find me
Devil and the deep blue sea behind me
Vanish in the air, you'll never find me
"Wrapped Around Your Finger" (MP3)
Trouble on the deep blue sea behind me
Devil and the deep blue sea behind me
"Wrapped Around Your Finger" (MP3)
Turning to a shining bag of dope
Turn into a shining band of gold
"Wrapped Around Your Finger" (MP3)
Uzi wrapped around my Pringles
I'll be wrapped around your finger.
"Wrapped Around Your Finger" (MP3)
You can see through me, the young apprentice
Caught between the silly man's courage.
You consider me the young apprentice
Caught between Scylla and Charybdis.
"Wrapped Around Your Finger" (MP3)
You can sit on me, the young apprentice
Caught between the slither and carobs
You consider me the young apprentice
Caught between the Scylla and Charibdes.
"Wrapped Around Your Finger" (MP3)
You consider me a young apprentice
Caught between the skillet and your rib dish.
You consider me the young apprentice
Caught between the Scylla and Charybdis.
"Wrapped Around Your Finger" (MP3)
You consider me a young apprentice
Caught between Godzilla and Cognees
Hidden a task by you if I should linger
You consider me a young apprentice
Caught between the Scylla and Charybdis
Hypnotized by you if I should linger.
"Wrapped Around Your Finger" (MP3)
You consider me a younger Francis
You consider me a young apprentice
"Wrapped Around Your Finger" (MP3)
You consider me the young apprentice
Caught between the silly and Corinthians.
You consider me a young apprentice
Caught between the Scylla and Charybdis.
"Wrapped Around Your Finger" (MP3)
You consider me the younger dentist
Caught between the silly and carpets.
You consider me a young apprentice
Caught between the Scylla and Charybdis.
"Wrapped Around Your Finger" (MP3)
You considered me the young apprentice
Caught between the silly and courageous.
You consider me a young apprentice
Caught between the Scylla and Charybdis.
Scylla and Charybdis are characters from Greek mythology.
"Wrapped Around Your Finger" (MP3)
You could sit on me, the young apprentice
You consider me a young apprentice
"Wrapped Around Your Finger" (MP3)
You'll be retched around my finger
You'll be wrapped around my finger