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Q. What do bees, wasps and Police all have in common? A. Sting. Submitted by: Ira K.
| Q. What do doughnuts and Peanuts have in common? A. The Police Submitted by: Ira K.
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Name | New Career | Comments & Submitter Name |
"Sting" | "School Teacher" | He taught English and Soccer. - Larcen Tyler |
"Sting" | "Phys Ed Teacher" | Born Gordon Sumner, he got the nickname "Sting" from a striped yellow and black jacket he used to wear. - Michael E Cormier |
Name | New Career | Comments & Submitter Name |
"Sting" | "Sting continued to have hits, even after leaving the Police. Not sure I can say the same for the other band members." | - Tim Kramar |
"Sting" | "Sting told Andy and Stewart in the mid 80's that he was disbanding the group temporarily to pursue solo projects. Gotta be the longest layoff in music history." | - Michael E Cormier |
Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
"Synchronicity II" | They repeat "Many miles away" a lot at the end of the song and in the chorus-type sections. - Rich |
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
The 5-0 | Rapper slang for cops (derived from Hawaii Five-0) | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
The Beat Down | If they were Los Angeles-based rappers | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
The Criminals | Based on how they dressed in their heyday | That Guy Over There |
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
"Spareribs In The Material World" | "Spirits In The Material World" | Lance Crackers |
"Rock Sand" | "Roxanne" | Brit Boxx |
"Message On My Cell Phone" | "Message In A Bottle" | britrock |
"Message On My Blackberry" | "Message In A Bottle" | britrock |
"Every Little Thing She Does Is Tragic" | "Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" | Amanda Svenson |
There are additional new song names available. |
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
"Hole In My Life," | Life is a period of time, holes are physical. | GlamRockNinjaLord |
"I Am The Sun," | No person can be the Sun. | Yvette Bristle |
"Wrapped Around Your Finger," | No one's that small or elastic. | Peter |
"Invisible Sun," | All stars give off some light. | Evan |
"Spirits In The Material World," | Spirits aren't able to interact like that. | Larcen Tyler |
There are additional literally impossible song titles available. |
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
"I Don't Need No Doctor," Humble Pie | "King Of Pain," The Police | |
"Break Stuff," Limp Bizkit | "Demolition Man," The Police | |
"Eyes That See In The Dark," Kenny Rogers | "Every Breath You Take," The Police | |
"You Can Do Magic," America | "Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic," The Police | |
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. |
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
"When The World Is Running Down..." | "When Your Girl's A Funny Clown..." | Porfle Popnecker |
"King of Pain" | "Ignorant" | Demolition Man |
"Walking on the Moon" | "Singing out of Tune" | Tony Wiseguy |
"Synchronicity II" | "Synchronicity 202II" | Chris Wolvie |
"Every Breath You Take" | "Every Kick You Make" | SwimPuff165 |
"So Lonely" | "So Long Now" | Dan Creeden |
"Message in a Bottle" | "I Think I’ll Never Get a Message in a Bottle" | BrilliantJ8 |
"King of Pain" | "Quiche Lorraine" | Dr. Oliver Clozoff |
"King of Pain" | "Jar Jar Binks" | Matthias |
"Every Breath You Take" | "All The Meth You Make" | Susanna Viljanen |
There are additional song parodies available. |
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
Don't Stand So Close To Me | Funyuns | Opie M. |
Voices Inside My Head | Behind the Voice Actors (Webpage) | Brandon Reina |
Voices Inside My Head | Mental Hospital | Tim Hall |
Every Breath You Take | Asthma Inhalers | Mikey Squirrel |
So Lonely | Viagra | Nowlan9 |
There are additional commercials that haven't been done yet available. |
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
Mother | psychoanalyst | David R |
Demolition Man | Moammar Qaddaffy | Nobody Misses Moammar |
Don't Stand So Close To Me | Deodorant or soap manufacturers | Opie M. |
So Lonely | Dating Service | Amy |
So Lonely | Dating Service | Amy |
There are additional on hold music ideas available. |
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
Don't Lie Black Eyed Peas | Don't Stand So Close To Me The Police | Don't Lie So Close To Me That is, be at rest in a flat position | Rachel |
Blue Rose Is Pam Tillis | Wrapped Around Your Finger The Police | Blue Rose Is Wrapped Around Your Finger Any rose wrapped on your finger would really hurt. | Lynnetta Lore |
Wrapped In Red Kelly Clarkson | Wrapped Around Your Finger The Police | Wrapped In Red Around Your Finger | Pete Worst |
And She Was Talking Heads | Born In The 50s The Police | And She Was Born In The 50s | Edward |
There are additional Police duets that haven't been done yet available. |
There are additional Police Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.
"Every Breath You Take"
Misheard Lyrics: How my poo hole aches
Original Lyrics: How my poor heart aches
| "Walking on the Moon"
Misheard Lyrics: I may as well pay
Original Lyrics: I may as well play
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"Every Breath You Take"
Misheard Lyrics: Every notch you stake
Original Lyrics: Every night you stay
| "King of Pain"
Misheard Lyrics: I stood here before inside the ball and chain
Original Lyrics: I stood here before inside the pouring rain
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"King of Pain"
Misheard Lyrics: There’s a skeleton choking on a crushed skull plate
Original Lyrics: There’s a skeleton choking on a crust of bread
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Breck I’ve thought this was the correct lyric for 40 years |
There are additional misheard stories available. |
"Synchronicity II"
The Funny Lyrics: And every single meeting with his so-called superior
Is a humiliating kick in the crotch. Why They're Funny: Gee, I had no idea anything could be that painful. Just the way Sting screams it just makes me laugh to no end.
Submitted by: AnimaniacZero
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"De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da"
The Repetitive Lyrics: De do do do, de da da da
Is all I want to say to you De do do do, de da da da Their innocence will pull me through De do do do, de da da da Is all I want to say to you De do do do, de da da da They're meaningless and all that's true Why They're Repetitive: The line 'De do do do, de da da da' appears four times in each chorus and a dozen times in the song.
Submitted by: Candy Welty
| "Don't Stand So Close To Me"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Don't stand
Don't stand so Don't stand so close to me Why They're Repetitive: Why do you need to say "Don't stand" three times?
Submitted by: Aristotle
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"King Of Pain"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: There's a king on a throne with his eyes torn out
Why They're Nonsensical: "Eyes torn out"?! I don't know that that's possible. He may be blind, or have been born with optical problems, or might've even had some surgical operations near them, but I doubt that they'd be "torn out"...that just doesn't make any sense.
Submitted by: Barb Dwyer
| "De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: De do do do, de da da da
They're meaningless and all that's true Why They're Nonsensical: At least you got that right, Sting.
Submitted by: Charlie
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"De Doo Doo Doo De Da Da Da"
The Insincere Lyrics: De Doo Doo Doo
De Da Da Da Is all I want to say to you Why They're Insincere: Because Sting then spent the next 20 years preaching at us
Submitted by: Andrew Warmington
| "Every Breath You Take"
The Insincere Lyrics: Oh can't you see?
You belong to me? Every fool heart aches, every bond you break. Why They're Insincere: I wonder if Sting is a stalker because it sounds like he's stalking an ex.
Submitted by: Celeste
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"Every Little Thing She Does is Magic"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: Every little thing she does is magic
Everything she do just turn me on Even though my life before was tragic Now I know my love for her goes on. Why They're Misrhymed: This has bugged me for years. To rhyme the same exact word? Please!
Submitted by: Kyle Dusang
| "Roxanne"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: I know my mind is made up
So put away your make-up Why They're Misrhymed: Pathetic.
Submitted by: ivy
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"Every Breath You Take"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: Every vow you break
I'll be watching you Why They're Inappropriate: Listen to it people!!
It's a song about being controlling, obssessive, and compulsive to the point of stalking the poor person in the song. We knew a girl being harrassed by an ex that woke up every morning by a phone call that was playing this song in her ear. It's a SCARY song! It's NOT a love song! Pay attention to the lyrics. Submitted by: No One In Particular
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"Can't Stand Losing You"
The Dated Lyrics: I see you've sent my letters back
And my LP records and they're all scratched Why They're Dated: At first i thought LP records was dated , but so are letters !!!
Submitted by: tomario
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"When The World Is Running Down, You Make The Best "
The Dirty Lyrics: I run 'Deep Throat' again
It ran for years and years Why They're Dirty: He's watching an infamous porno movie on his VCR over and over again. It features a porn star who loves doing the act of....
Submitted by: I've Been Stung Twice
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"Don't Stand So Close to Me"
The Lyrics: Just like the old man in that book by Nabokov
Who They Mention: Vladimir Nabokov, the writer of Lolita. which is about a minor in a sexual relationship with a much older man and one of the grossest books I have ever read.
Submitted by: Dayna
| "Born in the 50s"
The Lyrics: 'My mother cried, when President Kennedy died'
Who They Mention: JFK
Submitted by: Ed
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"Synchronicity II"
The Lyrics: We have to shout above the din of our Rice Krispies
Product Brand Name: Rice Krispies
Submitted by: Lilli
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"Wrapped Around Your Finger"
The Song Lyrics: I can see the destiny you sold
Turned into a shining band of gold Song They Mention: "Band of Gold" by Freda Payne
Submitted by: Cody Finke
| "Don't Stand So Close To Me"
The Song Lyrics: Sometimes it's not so easy
To be the teacher's pet Song They Mention: "Teacher's Pet" - Doris Day.
Submitted by: Cassandra
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"Born In The 50s"
Opening Lines: We were born, born in the 50s
Comments: Submitted by: Nat
| "Walking On The Moon"
Opening Lines: Giant steps are what you take walking on the moon.
Comments: Submitted by: Larcen Tyler
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There are additional spelling lyrics available. |
"De Do Do Do De Da Da Da"
The Made Up Words: De Do Do Do De Da Da Da
Comments: Submitted by: Noah William Johnsen
| "Masoko Tanga"
The Made Up Words: pretty much the whole song except for "Hey!"
Comments: One part sounds like "He stole my wombat".
Submitted by: David R
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"Every Breath You Take"
The Lyrics: Every breath you take
Every move you make Every bond you break Every step you take I'll be watching you Why: It's a stalker singing.
Submitted by: dxman
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"Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic"
The Lyrics: Everything she do
just turns me on. Why: Obviously it's "Everything she does just turns me on."
Submitted by: Celeste
| "Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic"
The Lyrics: It's a big enough umbrella,
but it's always me THAT ends up getting wet.... Why: People are referred to as "who".
Submitted by: Kerry
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"Hungry for you"
The Lyrics: Rien de dormier cette nuit Je veux de toi Jusque'a` ce que je sois sec Mais nos corps sont tout mouille's Comple'tement couvert de sueur Nous nous noyons dans la mare'e Je n'ai aucun de'sir Tu as ravage' mon coeur Et mois j'ai bu ton sang And there is much more.... Only a few lines in English.
Why: Beautiful song
Submitted by: Jan Veltkamp
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"Can't Stand Losing You"
The Lyrics: You can call it lack of confidence,
but to carry on living doesn't make no sense. Why: Sting's thinking suicide. Simple as that.
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
| "Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic"
The Lyrics: I resolve to call her up a thousand times a day
And ask her if shell marry me in some old fashioned way But my silent fears have gripped me Long before I reach the phone Long before my tongue has tripped me Must I always be alone? Why: Cheerful little number in the chorus, but in this section of the song, Sting reveals quite explicitly that his nerves prevent him from even giving this admired lady a telephone call. Poor, shy Sting! :)
Submitted by: Agrimorfee
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"Bombs Away"
The Lyrics: Guerilla girl, hard and sweet
A military man would love to meet Why: "g" sound and "m" sound twice each
Submitted by: Oliveira
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"Demolition Man"
The Lyrics: I'm a walking disaster, I'm a demolition man.
Why: Demolition Man, a 1993 sci-fi action movie starring Sylvester Stallone and Wesley Snipes.
Submitted by: Edward
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"Don't Stand So Close To Me"
The Lyrics: Those girls are so jealous
You know how bad girls get Sometimes it's not so easy To be a teacher's pet. Why: Imagine what would happen if a student's phone went off? They would think that the teacher is having an inappropriate relationship with their student.
Submitted by: Celeste
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