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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> S -> Frank Sinatra
Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Frank Sinatra that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 106 misheard song lyrics for Frank Sinatra on amIright currently.
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"(Theme From) New York, New York"
Misheard Lyrics:
Start spreading manure.
Original Lyrics:
Start spreading the news.
"(Theme From) New York, New York"
Misheard Lyrics:
These little brown shoes, are going away.
Original Lyrics:
These little town blues, are melting away.
"(Theme From) New York, New York"
Misheard Lyrics:
This sack of brown shoes
Are melting away.
Are melting away.
Original Lyrics:
These little town blues
Are melting away.
Are melting away.
"(Theme from) New York, New York"
Misheard Lyrics:
These tagalong shoes
Original Lyrics:
These vagabond shoes
"Come Fly with Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Down and out to Tampa Bay
Original Lyrics:
Down to Acapulco Bay
"Come Fly with Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a one man band
And he'll flute his toot for you
And he'll flute his toot for you
Original Lyrics:
In llama-land there's a one-man band
And he'll toot his flute for you
And he'll toot his flute for you
"Fly Me To The Moon"
Misheard Lyrics:
In other worlds, hold my hand
In other worlds, baby kiss me
In other worlds, baby kiss me
Original Lyrics:
In other words, hold my hand
In other words, baby kiss me
In other words, baby kiss me
"Fly Me to the Moon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Friday to the moon
Original Lyrics:
Fly me to the moon
"Fly Me to the Moon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me play among the scars
Original Lyrics:
Let me play among the stars
"Forget Domani"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's forget about tamales 'cause tamales never stop.
Original Lyrics:
Let's forget about domani [tomorrow] 'cause domani never comes.
"Girl From Ipanema"
Misheard Lyrics:
But each day when she talks to the sea,
She looks straight ahead when she pees
She looks straight ahead when she pees
Original Lyrics:
But each day, when she walks to the sea
She looks straight ahead, not at me
She looks straight ahead, not at me
"Girl From Ipanema"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tall ten young and beautiful
Original Lyrics:
Tall tanned, young and beautiful
"Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Happy golden days, up yours!
Original Lyrics:
Happy golden days of yore
"Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Happy old men date the whore.
Original Lyrics:
Happy golden days of yore
"Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here we are, Olden Polynice
Happy bawlin' days of yours.
Happy bawlin' days of yours.
Original Lyrics:
Here we are as in olden days
Happy golden days of yore.
Happy golden days of yore.
In case you didn't know, Olden Polynice was an NBA player. Most sports fans of this site will know who he is. However, he was not yet born when this song was made...so mishearing it this way would not be plausible.
"Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baseball friends who are dear to us
Gather near to us once more
Gather near to us once more
Original Lyrics:
Faithful friends who are dear to us
Gather near to us once more
Gather near to us once more
"Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Happy golden days of yours
Original Lyrics:
Happy golden days of yore
"Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Have yourself a merry little Christmas
Make the Yule child gay
Make the Yule child gay
Original Lyrics:
Have yourself a merry little Christmas
Make the Yuletide gay
Make the Yuletide gay
"High Hopes"
Misheard Lyrics:
He’s gone high-low
Original Lyrics:
He’s got high hopes
"High Hopes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Problem Kurb
Original Lyrics:
(There goes another) problem Ker-Pop!
"I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
And not the song
Original Lyrics:
And marks the song
"I Only Have Eyes for You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are the scars on tonight?
Original Lyrics:
Are the stars out tonight?
"If I Could Be With You (One Hour Tonight)"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I could be with Lou Piniella tonight
Original Lyrics:
If I could be with you one hour tonight
"Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dashing through the snow (Pluto)
In a one-horse open sleigh (Today)
In a one-horse open sleigh (Today)
Original Lyrics:
Dashing through the snow (To-doh)
In a one-horse open sleigh (Today)
In a one-horse open sleigh (Today)
"Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
I long those J-I-N-G-L-E Bells
Original Lyrics:
I love those J-I-N-G-L-E Bells
"Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
One horse soap and sleigh
Original Lyrics:
In a one-horse open sleigh
"Jingle Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
Those Acme J-I-N-G-L-E Bells
Original Lyrics:
Those happy J-I-N-G-L-E Bells
"Let It Snow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now the winery's slowly dying
But my dear, we're still good-bying.
But my dear, we're still good-bying.
Original Lyrics:
Now the fire is slowly dying
But my dear, we're still goodbye-ing.
But my dear, we're still goodbye-ing.
"Let It Snow"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the wineries kiss goodnight
How I'll hate going out in the storm.
How I'll hate going out in the storm.
Original Lyrics:
When we finally kiss goodnight
How I'll hate going out in the storm.
How I'll hate going out in the storm.
"Love and Marriage"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's an instant that you can't disparage
Original Lyrics:
It's an institute you can't disparage
"Love and Marriage"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a dad and mother
You can't have one
It's just no fun
You can't have one without the other.
You can't have one
It's just no fun
You can't have one without the other.
Original Lyrics:
Dad was told by mother
You can't have one
You can't have none
You can't have one without the other.
You can't have one
You can't have none
You can't have one without the other.
The theme from 'Married...with Children'.
"Love and Marriage"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love and Mary
Love and Mary
They go together like some frozen carrots
Love and Mary
They go together like some frozen carrots
Original Lyrics:
Love and Marriage
Love and Marriage
They go together like a horse and carriage
Love and Marriage
They go together like a horse and carriage
"Love and Marriage"
Misheard Lyrics:
Monday marriage, Monday marriage
Original Lyrics:
Love and marriage, love and marriage
"Love and Marriage"
Misheard Lyrics:
They go together like some whores and carrots
Original Lyrics:
They go together like a horse and carriage
"Love and Marriage"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't have mom without the father
Original Lyrics:
You can't have one without the other
"Love and Marriage"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't have more than the other
Original Lyrics:
You can't have one without the other
"Love and Marriage"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't have one without the otter
Original Lyrics:
You can't have one without the other
"Luck Be a Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
And so the best I can do is play
Original Lyrics:
And so the best I can do is pray
"Luck Be a Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love be a lady tonight
Original Lyrics:
Luck be a lady tonight
"Luck Be a Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
Luck be a baby tonight
Original Lyrics:
Luck be a lady tonight
"Luck Be a Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
Luck let a genuine man see
Original Lyrics:
Luck let a gentleman see
"Luck Be a Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
They call you ladybug
Original Lyrics:
They call you lady luck
"Luck Be a Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yuck be a lady denied
Original Lyrics:
Luck be a lady tonight
"Makin' Whoopee" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Another season, another reason
For making movies.
For making movies.
Original Lyrics:
Another season, another reason
For making whoopee.
For making whoopee.
"Makin' Whoopee" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
For meetin' Whoopi
Original Lyrics:
For makin' whoopee
As in Whoopi Goldberg.
"Mistletoe and Holly"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fancy times and grab these pies
Original Lyrics:
Fancy ties and granny’s pies
"Moonlight in Vermont"
Misheard Lyrics:
I see fingers wave
Original Lyrics:
Icy finger waves
"Moonlight in Vermont"
Misheard Lyrics:
You and I can moonlight in Vermont.
Original Lyrics:
You and I and moonlight in Vermont.
"My Funny Valentine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet comet valentine
Original Lyrics:
Sweet comic valentine
"My Funny Valentine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet cosmic valentine
Original Lyrics:
Sweet comic valentine
"My Funny Valentine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You make me smile when I'm hard
Original Lyrics:
You make me smile with my heart
"My Funny Valentine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your looks are mythical
Original Lyrics:
Your looks are laughable
"My Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
And now, as tears subside
I find it also amusing
To think I diddle that.
I find it also amusing
To think I diddle that.
Original Lyrics:
And now, as tears subside
I find it all so amusing
To think I did all that.
I find it all so amusing
To think I did all that.
"My Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
I did in Raleigh
Original Lyrics:
I did it my way
"My Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
I didn't violate
Original Lyrics:
I did it my way
"My Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
The liquor flows, I took the blows, and did it my way.
Original Lyrics:
The record shows I took the blows, and did it my way.
"New York, New York (On The Town)"
Misheard Lyrics:
The stocks are up and The Battery's down
Original Lyrics:
The Bronx is up and the Battery's down
Song from a 1944 film entitled "On The Town". Wikipidia shows the title as "New York, New York (On The Town)" as to differentiate it from "(Theme From) New York, New York", a song that Frank performed much later.
"Night and Day" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am Dave, under the height of me
Original Lyrics:
Night and day, under the hide of me
"Smile"
Misheard Lyrics:
Smile though your arm is breaking
Original Lyrics:
Smile though your heart is breaking
"Strangers In The Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Strangers at Versailles
Original Lyrics:
Strangers at first sight
"Strangers In The Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Strangers have a knife exchanging glasses
Wondering in the night.
or
Strangers in the night exchanging glasses
Wondering with the knife.
Wondering in the night.
or
Strangers in the night exchanging glasses
Wondering with the knife.
Original Lyrics:
Strangers in the night exchanging glances
Wondering in the night.
Wondering in the night.
"Strangers In The Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Strangers in the night exchanging pantses
This one is too tight
Must find another.
If there were any chance.
This one is too tight
Must find another.
If there were any chance.
Original Lyrics:
Strangers in the night exchanging glances
Wondering in the night
What were the chances?
Wondering in the night
What were the chances?
"Strangers in the Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Boop-a-doop-a-doop
Original Lyrics:
Dooby-dooby-doo
"Strangers in the Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Exchanging glasses
Original Lyrics:
Exchanging glances
"Strangers in the Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Exchanging glasses
Original Lyrics:
Exchanging glances
"Strangers in the Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little Debbie knows
Original Lyrics:
Little did we know
"Strangers in the Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love was just a glance away
A woman bracing dance away
A woman bracing dance away
Original Lyrics:
Love was just a glance away
A warm embracing dance away
A warm embracing dance away
"Strangers in the Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Scooby-dooby-doo
Original Lyrics:
Doo-bee-doo-bee-doo
Did this really inspire the theme song from Scooby Doo, Where Are You?
"Strangers in the Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shoo-be-doo-be-doo
Original Lyrics:
Doo-be-doo-be-doo
"Strangers in the Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sprinklers in the night
Original Lyrics:
Strangers in the night
"Strangers in the Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Steamboats in July
Original Lyrics:
Strangers in the night
"Strangers in the Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Straight end butcher knife
Original Lyrics:
Strangers in the night
"Strangers in the Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Strangers in disguise
Original Lyrics:
Strangers in the night
"Strangers in the Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Strangers in the night, to lonely people
We were strangers in the night
We were strangers in the night
Original Lyrics:
Strangers in the night, two lonely people
We were strangers in the night
We were strangers in the night
"Strangers in the Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stranglers in the night
Original Lyrics:
Strangers in the night
"Strangers in the Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
To Roman people
Original Lyrics:
Two lonely people
"Strangers in the Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wandering in the night
Original Lyrics:
Wondering in the night
"Summer Wind"
Misheard Lyrics:
All summer long we sang a song
And then we stole that golden sand
And then we stole that golden sand
Original Lyrics:
All summer long we sang a song
And then we strolled that golden sand
And then we strolled that golden sand
"Summer Wind"
Misheard Lyrics:
All summer long, we sang a song
And then we sold our golden sand
Two amigos and the summer wind
Black painted kites, those days and nights, they went flyin' by
And then we sold our golden sand
Two amigos and the summer wind
Black painted kites, those days and nights, they went flyin' by
Original Lyrics:
All summer long, we sang a song
And then we strolled on golden sand
Two sweethearts and the summer wind
Like painted kites, those days and nights, they went flyin' by
And then we strolled on golden sand
Two sweethearts and the summer wind
Like painted kites, those days and nights, they went flyin' by
"Summer Wind"
Misheard Lyrics:
The summer wind came blowin' in from across the scene
Original Lyrics:
The summer wind came blowin' in from across the sea
"That's Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
And as funny as is racist
Original Lyrics:
And as funny as it may seem
"That's Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
I caught a crippen baby.
Original Lyrics:
I thought of quittin' baby.
"That's Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's why
And as funny as at Macy's
And as funny as at Macy's
Original Lyrics:
That's life
And as funny as it may seem
And as funny as it may seem
"The Best Is Yet to Come"
Misheard Lyrics:
The best is yet to come, war 55
Original Lyrics:
The best is yet to come, won't it be fine?
"The Christmas Waltz"
Misheard Lyrics:
Frosted little flakes
Original Lyrics:
Frosted window panes
"The Way You Look Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep that restless charm
Original Lyrics:
Keep that breathless charm
"The Way You Look Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the world is told
Original Lyrics:
When the world is cold
"Theme from New York, New York"
Misheard Lyrics:
And fine I'm aim number one
Top of the list
King of the hill
Aim number one
Top of the list
King of the hill
Aim number one
Original Lyrics:
And find I'm A-number-one
Top of the list
King of the hill
A-number-one
Top of the list
King of the hill
A-number-one
"Theme from New York, New York"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna be apart from it
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be a part of it
"Theme from New York, New York"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I can make it here
Original Lyrics:
If I can make it there
"Theme from New York, New York"
Misheard Lyrics:
Start spreading the mules
Original Lyrics:
Start spreading the news
"Theme from New York, New York"
Misheard Lyrics:
These Middletown blues
Original Lyrics:
These little town blues
"We Wish You the Merriest"
Misheard Lyrics:
Professor and Mary Ann, oh Mary Ann
Original Lyrics:
We wish you the merriest, the merriest
"You Make Me Feel So Young" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna play, I can see
Original Lyrics:
I wanna play hide-and-seek
"You Make Me Feel So Young" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm such a happy immigrant for all
Original Lyrics:
I'm such a happy individual
"You Make Me Feel So Young" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You make me be so young
Original Lyrics:
You make me feel so young
"You Make Me Feel So Young" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You make me feel so sprinkle sprung
Original Lyrics:
You make me feel so spring has sprung
"You Make Me Feel So Young" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You make me feel so strings are sprung
Original Lyrics:
You make me feel so spring has sprung
"You Make Me Feel So Young" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You make me feel solo
Original Lyrics:
You make me feel so young
"You Make Me Feel So Young" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You make this feel so long
Original Lyrics:
You make me feel so young
"Young At Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you are a monster bear and young at heart
Original Lyrics:
If you are amongst the very young at heart
"Young At Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you are a mungleberry young at heart
Original Lyrics:
If you are amongst the very young at heart
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