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"All In The Suit That You Wear" (MP3)
Hey, you, you keep a wok in the razor.
Hey, you, you keep a-walkin' the razor.
"All In The Suit That You Wear" (MP3)
It's in the soup that you wear.
It's in the suit that you wear.
And I gotta, man I gotta find the reason why, a woman ate a man
Gotta gotta now, gotta find a reason why, a woman ain't a man
I kind of think my version sounds like a better fit for the song.
I told you five hundred times.
I told you five or four times.
I told you five one more times.
or
I told you five or more times.
I told you five or four times.
Big band baby
or
Big boom baby
or
Big boom baby
Big bang baby
Does anybody go?
Does anybody know?
I got a picture of my phonograph
I got a picture of my photograph
I wanna cry but I gotta laugh,
oshkosh mamma it's a laugh laugh laugh
(oshkosk is a kids clothing line....hence oshkosh mamma)
I wanna cry but I gotta laugh,
orange crush mamma, it's a laugh laugh laugh
Life is for free.
Nothing's for free.
Say you saw us signing autographs
Sell your soul and sign an autograph
So tell me David Bowie
There's a hole in your head
So turn it up and burn it
There's a hole in your head
The song also has the line "Station to Station" which is a Bowie album.
Wonderful things
Nothing's for free.
Driving faster than a cock
Driving faster in my car
Driving passion in my car
or
Driving fashion in my car
Driving faster in my car
It bleeds today no condemnation
It leaves today no conversation
No condensation
No conversation
No constipation
No conversation
Smoke a cigarette and laugh some more
Smoke a cigarette and lie some more
"Coma"
Nobody sings it
Nobody hits him
So keep your secret
Nobody sees it
Nobody hears it
So keep your secret
Kickin' as I'm tryin' to sleep
I got a monkey in my shoes
Kickin' as I'm tryin' to sleep
I got the mud beneath my shoes
All's I got is Tom.
All's I got is time.
Feeling on the spot
Feeling uninspired
Half the time I used to be
Half the man I used to be
I'm half the man I used to be
I feel lazy dog.
I'm half the man I used to me
This I feel as the dawn.
I'm half the man I used to be
The flea's legs are gone.
I'm half the man I used to me
This I feel as the dawn.
I'm half the man I used to be
This I feel as the doughnut fades away
I'm half the man I used to be
This I feel as the dawn
It fades to gray
Makes me wanna steer
Makes me wanna steal
Take time with a wooden ham
'Cause it likes to heal, unlock the steel.
Take time with a wounded hand
'Cause it likes to heal, I like to steal.
Then she tells me I'm a queef
Then she tells me I'm a creep
Then she tells me I'm a queer.
Then she tells me I'm a creep.
Well I'm half the man I used to be
'Cause I feel as a doggy-face
Well I'm half the man I used to be
As I see as the dawn it fades
I am sailing like the rose cause somebody gave me
all the birthday presents.
I am smelling like the rose that somebody gave me
On my birthday death bed.
I am smelling like the rose that somebody gave me
I'm a fucking dead man.
I am smelling like the rose that somebody gave me
On my birthday death bed.
"Dead And Bloated"
I run through the world thinkin' 'bout your ma.
I run through the world thinkin' 'bout tomorrow.
"Dead And Bloated"
Righteous is the spatula.
Right she says it's natural.
"Dead And Bloated"
That Sam Bada gave me
That somebody gave me
Where’s Anitra
Pleased to meet you
Monster life
Rock star life
"Interstate Love Song" (MP3)
Baby
Leavin’
"Interstate Love Song" (MP3)
Do you laugh at dogs that cry?
Do you laugh or does it cry?
"Interstate Love Song" (MP3)
Do you laugh at those who cry?
Do you laugh or does it cry?
"Interstate Love Song" (MP3)
Feelin' like I had a mustard shake
Feelin' like a hand in rusted shame
"Interstate Love Song" (MP3)
Feelin' like a ham and mustard chained
Feelin' like a hand in rusted shame
"Interstate Love Song" (MP3)
Feelin' like a hand in rusted chains
or
Feeling like a handy rusted chain
or
Feelin' like a hand that loves to shake
or
Feelin' like a ham and mustard shake
or
Feelin' like a ham and mustard shake
Feelin' like a hand in rusted shame
"Interstate Love Song" (MP3)
Feelin' like a hand in rusted shame
Feelin' like a hand in rusted chain
Listen to this version live: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8Us51YKzc0
Feeling like at hand in rusted shame makes no sense. In the YouTube video I posted Scott Weiland clearly pronounces CHAIN, not shame.
"Interstate Love Song" (MP3)
Feeling like I handled rusted chains.
Feelin' like a hand in rusted shame.
"Interstate Love Song" (MP3)
Feeling like a ham and mustard cheese
Feelin' like a hand in rusted shame
"Interstate Love Song" (MP3)
Feeling like a ham and mustard shake
Feelin' like a hand in rusted shame
"Interstate Love Song" (MP3)
Feeling like a handy mustard shake.
Feeling like a hand in rusted chains.
"Interstate Love Song" (MP3)
Hollandaise what I seemed to be
Only rasta-fied go by
Promises of what I seemed to be
Only watched the time go by
"Interstate Love Song" (MP3)
Leavin' on a soul train
or
Leavin' on a slow train
or
Leavin' on a slow train
Leavin' on a southern train
"Interstate Love Song" (MP3)
Leavin' on a summer trip
Leavin' on a southern train
"Interstate Love Song" (MP3)
Leaving on a Soul Train
Leaving on a southern train
"Interstate Love Song" (MP3)
Leaving on a subtle tree
Leaving on a southern train
"Interstate Love Song" (MP3)
Leaving on a sudden train
Leavin' on a southern train
"Interstate Love Song" (MP3)
Maybe
or
Baby
Waiting
I wondered if it was "maybe" or "baby" but neither was correct.
"Interstate Love Song" (MP3)
Only washed with Tide
Only watched the time
"Interstate Love Song" (MP3)
Ray-Ban
Waiting
"Interstate Love Song" (MP3)
Reading is the hardest thing to do
Breathing is the hardest thing to do
"Interstate Love Song" (MP3)
Weiland, don't like a Sunday afternoon.
Waiting, on a Sunday afternoon.
"Interstate Love Song" (MP3)
Your wife’s
or
Your lives
Your lies
"Lady Picture Show" (MP3)
Lady picture shows her husband on the bedroom door
Lady picture shows her husband on the bedroom door
She hides because she don't know love him, don't know love him anymore.
Lady picture show, she hides behind the bedroom door
Lady picture show, she hides behind the bedroom wall
She hides because she don't know nothin', don't know nothin' anymore.
"Lady Picture Show" (MP3)
Lay the picture so it hides behind the bedroom door
Lady picture show, she hides behind the bedroom door
Not when the music's on
Not when the news is on
"Piece of Pie"
It's starting me down
Wearing a crown of apple peels
It's staring me down
Wearing a crown of apathy
And I feel the fear
And I feel, and I feel
And I feel, and I feel,
When the dogs are in the slammer
And I feel, and I feel
When the dogs begin to smell her.
And I feel, and I feel
When the dogs begin to smither.
And I feel, and I feel
When the dogs begin to smell her.
And I see that these are lost-a-gum.
or
...Laws to go.
And I see that these are lies to come.
And I see the weasel I've become...
And I see that these are lies to come...
And I see, the diesel the eyes of disarray
or
And I see the weasel-y eyes of misery
And I see, that these are the eyes of disarray.
And I'll be there.
And I feel it.
And I'll be there
Where you goin' with a master bound
And I feel it
Where you goin' with the mask you found
And I'm in Philly
And I feel it
And the feeling of fear
When the dogs begin to smell her.
or
And the feeling I feel
When the dogs begin to smell her.
And I feel, and I feel
When the dogs begin to smell her.
And these are the eyes of Mr. Ed.
And these are the eyes of disarray.
Got time time to wait for tomorrow,
to find him, to find him, to find Ed
Got time, time to wait for tomorrow,
to find it, to find it, to find it.
Guitar's a wasted goal.
The time's a wasted go.
In a field so much depends on the weather
And I feel so much depends on the weather
In my head, in my head, in my head
To find it, to find it, to find it
Jafine head, Jafine head, Jafine head.
To find it, to find it, to find it.
Red dawns of fire
When the dogs do find her
These are the eyes of Desiree.
These are the eyes of disarrray.
Time's a ways to come.
Time's a wasted go.
Toboggan, toboggan, toboggan
To find it, to find it, to find it
Well the dog's defined her
got tired and tried to wait for tomorrow to fight it,
to fight it, to fight it
When the dogs do find her,
got time time to wait for tomorrow to find it,
to find it, to find it
Well, the dawn gets brighter
Got time, time to wait for tomorrow, in my head
In my head, in my head
When the dogs do find her
Got time, time to wait for tomorrow to find it
To find it, to find it.
When the dogs begin to stellar
When the dogs begin to smell her
When the dogs defile her
Got time, time to wait for tomorrow. defile her
Defile her, defile her.
When the dogs do find her
Got time, time to wait for tomorrow to find it
To find it, to find it.
When the dogs devour her,
got time time to wait for tomorrow to find him,
to find him, to find him
When the dogs do find her,
got time time to wait for tomorrow to find it,
to find it, to find it
Where ya goin' (be)fore tomorrow?
Where ya goin' where the master found?
Where ya going for tomorrow?
Where ya going with that mask I found?
Where ya goin' for tomorrow?
Where ya goin' where the master found?
Where ya goin' for tomorrow?
Where ya goin' with the mask I found?
Where ya goin' for tomorrow?
Where ya goin' with the mascarpone? (silent 'e')
Where ya goin' for tomorrow?
Where ya goin' with the mask I found?
Where ya goin' with the lost and found
or
Where ya goin' with the master plan
or
Where ya goin' with the master plan
Where ya goin' with the mask I found
Where ya going for tomorrow?
Where ya going with that mask I found?
And I feel, and I feel
When the dogs begin to smell her
Where's the smell of love?
Where ya going for tomorrow?
Where ya going with that mask I found?
And I feel, and I feel
When the dogs begin to smell her
Will she smell alone?
Where ya going for tomorrow?
Where ya going with that Mastercard?
Where ya going for tomorrow?
Where ya going with that mask I found?
Where ya going for tomorrow?
Where ya going with that Mastiff hound?
Where ya going for tomorrow?
Where ya going with that mask I found?
Where ya going for tomorrow?
Where ya going with the master plan?
Where ya going for tomorrow?
Where ya going with the mask I found?
Where ya going for tomorrow?
Where ya going with the mastiff hound?
Where ya going for tomorrow?
Where ya going with the mask I found
Where ya going for tomorrow?
Where ya going with the mask I found?
Where ya going for tomorrow?
Where ya going with the mastiff hound?
I just want people to know it's MASTIFF HOUND and not Mask I Found
Where ya going on the morrow?
Where ya going for tomorrow?
Where ya going when the master calls?
Where ya going with the mask I found?
Where ya going with the mastiff hound?
Where ya going with that mask I found?
Where ya going with the mastodon?
Where ya going with that mask I found?
Where you going for tomorrow?
Where you going with the Master Card?
Where ya going for tomorrow?
Where ya going with that mask I found?
Where'd you go till tomorrow?
Where'd you go when your lost and found?
And I feel, And I feel when the dogs begin to smell her
Will she eat a bone?
Where ya going for tomorrow?
Where ya going with that mask I found?
And I feel, and I feel when the dogs begin to smell her
Will she smell alone?
Where's the salmon loaf?
Will she smell alone?
Will she stand alone?
Waitin' for the dogs to find her
Will she smell alone?
When the dogs do find her
With the dog's survivor
When the dogs do find her
Zimbabwe, Zimbabwe, Zimbabweeeee!
To find her, To find her, to find her
Can you check her out?
Can you figure out?
I ain't, I ain't, I ain't
a fallin' into your aptitude
I ain't, I ain't I ain't
a buyin' into your apathy
I am a leg of lamb
I am a man, man
I said you shouldn't have a home address
I said you shouldn't have worn that dress
I said you shouldn't have a walnut dress
I said you shouldn't have worn that dress.
I said you shouldn't have a wrong address.
I said you shouldn't have worn that dress.
I'm gonna learn a new velocity.
I'm gonna learn ya my philosophy.
Iams, Iams, Iams
I am, I am, I am
The rollercoaster grinds an older one
The rollercoaster ride's a lonely one
What would you do, if I followed?
What would you do? I follow.
What would you do? I found her.
What would you do? I follow.
What would you if I fell down on you?
What would you do if I followed you?
"Trippin' On A Hole In A Paper Heart" (MP3)
I am what I am, I said I love myself
I did it, and not for sale.
I am, I am, I said I'm not myself
I'm not dead and I'm not for sale.
"Trippin' On A Hole In A Paper Heart" (MP3)
I'm not deadly enough for sale.
I'm not dead and I'm not for sale.
"Trippin' On A Hole In A Paper Heart" (MP3)
I'm not kidding, I'm not for sale.
I'm not dead and I'm not for sale.
"Trippin' on a Hole in a Paper Heart" (MP3)
I am I am I'm sad, I'm not gonna say it
I'm not dead and I'm not for sale
I am I am I said I'm not myself
I'm not dead and I'm not for sale
"Trippin' on a Hole in a Paper Heart" (MP3)
Take a pee and scratch your ass
Fake the heat and scratch the itch
"Trippin' on a Hole in a Paper Heart" (MP3)
Took it out my paper heart
Don't cut out my paper heart
"Tumble In The Rough" (MP3)
Dead fish don't swim around in Jill's thighs
Dead fish don't swim around in jealous tides.
"Tumble in the Rough" (MP3)
Dead fish don't swim around in Jill's thighs.
Dead fish don't swim around in jealous tides.
I got 'The Simpsons' coming on t.v.
I've got this thing, it's coming over me.
I've got the Swedish coming over me.
I've got this feelin' it's coming over me.
I've got the sweetest girl in love with me.
I've got this feelin' it's coming over me.
I've got this Felix coming over me
I've got this helix coming over me
I've got this feelin' comin' over me
I got this thing it's coming over me
I got this thing it's coming over me
I got this feelin' coming over me
I've got this Felix coming over me
I've got this feelin' it's coming over me
I've got this p*nis coming over me.
I've got this thing, it's coming over me.
I've got this phoenix coming over me
I've got this thing it's coming over me
Moderation is mastication
Moderation is masturbation
My relation is masturbation.
Moderation is masturbation.
Yeah, we're singing-songing all the way.
Yeah, I got this feeling coming over me.
Life is in the fastlane, you know.
Flies in the Vasoline, we are.
Lives in the Vaseline we are
Flies in the Vasoline we are
Trust in the Vasoline we are.
Flies in the Vasoline, we are.
"Were The River Goes" (MP3)
I want a penus big as a mountain
I want a fly as high as the sun.
I wanna be as big as a mountain
I wanna fly as high as the sun.
Can you sing…
Can you see…
I wanna walk through your empty garden
or
I wanna wake in your naked garden
or
I wanna wake in your naked garden
I wanna run through your wicked garden
Ohh, ahh! Ohh, ahh!
Hold on! Hold on!