Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody.
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This page contains a list of the songs that have stories about their misheard lyrics submitted.
Song names are sorted by first letter, excluding A and The. This is sorted by song title only, not
by song title and performer. So if two different performers preformed the same song, you'll see
misheard lyrics for both on the same page (provided the song title was spelt the same both times, and
misheard lyrics have been submitted for both!).
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Weekend orcas trade lonesome prairie dogs with a radio
We can orchestrate love's scenario with the radio
The Story: Misheard lyric was all I could make out of this obscure-sounding line. Then I sang it as a karaoke song and learned the real lyrics from the monitor. - Submitted by: Robert Jones
Blessed are all the left behind, for their hearts shall one day mend
When lovin' those same sweet lies makes us believers again.
Blessed are all the left behind, for their hearts shall one day mend
When love and those same sweet lies make us believers again.
The Story: The irony of these lines makes them some of the most melancholy lines to be found in any love song. But I realized that only quite recently, after having heard the song for years. One needs to listen really closely here to get exactly what is being said! - Submitted by: Samantha Wayland
Me in disguise
Rain in the sky
The Story: Once again, why we mishear "the sky" as "disguise" and vice versa. - Submitted by: Cody Finke
Try to turn hot lovers on
Try to earn what lovers own
The Story: The lyrics to that line always seemed a bit obscure to me, but the above misheard version was the closest to what it sounded like. I never came much closer to understanding the real lyrics until I heard a karaoke singer sing it where monitors were visible to the audience. - Submitted by: Robert Jones
Anne Murray's,
"Here Comes Santa Claus (part of 'The Santa Medley)"
He's got a bag that's filled with toys for poison girls again.
He's got a bag that's filled with toys for boys and girls again.
The Story: Of course, I have long known the real lyrics to this line. But in Anne Murray's version, which she sings as part of 'The Santa Medley', I thought it sounded likie she was saying 'poison girls'. I've played it repeatedly and it continues to sound that way. - Submitted by: Heather Patton
The bellboy and the porter, the waitress and the cook
Will be wintessed f***ing in Heaven.
The bellboy and the porter, the waitress and the cook
Will be witnessed walking in Heaven.
The Story: I'm a real fan of Anne Murray. Really. So by no means would I want to trash her song. But it took me several hearings of this to figure out that the word must be 'walking'. Before that the closest to any word I could make out at that point was as the 'misheard version' indicates, even though I knew she wouldn't sing that. - Submitted by: Heidi Jones
Once I had a secret love
That lived within a hollow knee.
Once I had a secret love
That lived within the heart of me.
The Story: When I thought I heard 'lived within a hollow knee', I wasn't necessarily thinking of a knee of a person or even an animal. I have frequently visited bald-cypress swamps and observed the woody upward projections from bald-cypress tress, known as 'cypress knees'. I sort of visualized a 'secret love' perhaps inhabiting one of those. Still a bizarre image, though perhaps a less creepy one that the thought of something (secret love or otherwise) inhabiting someone's knee. In fact, the thought someone having a secret love living in a bald-cypress swamp has an air of unscrutable mystery, kind of like the song as a whole. - Submitted by: Natasha Bly
Boogie shadows in the moonlight
We'll be shadows in the moonlight.
The Story: My husband knows no correct lyrics to any song. However, he knows this and has fun with it. He really did think this was correct - and the NAME of the song, until just a few years ago when he actually sang it to me trying to be romantic. Needless to say I laughed in his face and he didn't believe me. Now whenever I jump all over him for singing incorrect lyrics (on purpose) he starts to sing 'Boogie Shadows' to me. - Submitted by: momotrips
Beneath the snowy metal, gold and green
The unmown grass lies waiting for its gold to turn to green
Beneath this snowy mantle cold and clean
The unborn grass lies waiting for its coat to turn to green.
The Story: I used to sing this song with friends in high school, and somehow they either never noticed that I'd sneaked a John Deere tractor into it, or maybe they thought I had it right--who would know? Back when we all listened to tinny transistor radios, often with half-dead batteries, it's a wonder we ever heard any lyrics right. - Submitted by: mamabear
When I was young my heart was strummin' tunes
Anything that it would sell me, that's the thing that I'd consume.
When I was young my heart was young then too
Anything that it would tell me, that's the thing that I would do.
The Story: This in not a real easy song to understand, and for years I thought I was hearing something like the above misheard lyrics. This is another case where it took internet lyrics sites to finally solve the mystery of what all the lyrics are! - Submitted by: Kirsten Abercrombie
So high that I could almost see you turn a tear
So high that I could almost see eternity
The Story: For 30 years, this is what I thought she was singing. - Submitted by: Matthew Bryde
New entries in this section are currently reviewed by Brian Kelly. Previous editors (if any) are listed on the editors page.