(As life goes on,
I’m starting to learn more and more about this game economy,
And I realize that every game is someone’s sweat and energy,
So I want to take this time out to give a chance to games that seemed done,
And games that haven’t released yet,
Games that they don’t want to open their systems for),

I’m sorry for the games that were left at home,
All of the characters abandoned, alone,
Sorry for the games that no one knows,
Like the MLB Power Pros,
It doesn’t have the power of the PS3,
Or 360’s community,
But Nintendo Wii will not neglect,
Games deserving of respect,
Wii will take any port game on,
Like the spin-off Destroy All Humans!,
To Geometry Wars we say,
You’re no longer stuck on Live Arcade,
Picking up new games every day,
Like The Sims 2: Castaway,
Though it may not be Pokémon Pearl,
We’re always glad to give it a whirl,

I understand that there’s some problems,
As this generation goes,
All these HD monster consoles,
Are just too hard to write for,
To miss out on Happy Feet,
Would be a shame on all gaming,
If you have a worthy game,
Then you can put the game on Wii,
You can put the game on Wii,
You can put the game on Wii,
Just forget the 360,
You can put the game on Wii,
Said you can put the game on Wii,
Said you can put the game on Wii,
Said don’t worry about new HD,
You can put the game on Wii,

We’ll take in all the games from the PS2,
We’ll take in the brand new Bust-a-Move,
Don’t have to keep up with fads,
Just port us some Mortal Kombat,
We’ll take the games others forbid,
Like the new Soul Calibur Legends,
Port games from the PSP,
Like Metal Slug Anthology,
No series should ever be left alone,
We’ll take in our little, purple friend Spyro,
Don’t want to add to your studios’ grief,
We’ll take your old Art of Fighting,
The industry is growing up way too fast,
Why can’t we all just look into our past?
We’re sorry that things had to turn out this way,
Wii’s here to give another glory day,

I understand that there are problems,
With making games from TV shows,
But don’t let that ever stop you,
Give us High School Musical,
If you’re tired of recording songs,
In 5.1 Dolby,
We’ll still market your game,
You can just put your game on Wii,
You can put the game on Wii,
You can put the game on Wii,
Just forget the PS3,
You can put the game on Wii,
Said you can put the game on Wii,
Said you can put the game on Wii,
Let players play them with their Miis,
You can put the game on Wii,

Sorry that it took so long to see,
That we’d be perfect for Okami,
Sorry that it took so long to see,
The consumer demand for Katamari,
We’re sorry if your game didn’t sell,
We’ll pull it out of gaming Hell,
We don’t care if it looks dumb,
Here comes Hannah Montana,
We’ll pick your characters off the ground,
And put them in the new Smash Brothers round,
We’ll remake every single stage,
From the first dragon to the last black mage,
Why doesn’t anyone take this game?
Just because it won’t sell and it’s poorly made,
I don’t care if the idea sounds real lame,
Add motion sensing and it’ll entertain,

If you thought your game was through,
If it’s stuck on PS2,
If you don’t know what to do,
We’ll take that game from you,
And you can put that game on Wii,
You can put that game on Wii,
We’ll announce it at E3,
If you put that game on Wii,

And you can put that game on Wii,

And you can put that game on Wii.