-> "Dronin' Bolden (The Story of the Druggie Math Teac"
Original Song Title:
"Lonely"
Parody Song Title:
"Dronin' Bolden (The Story of the Druggie Math Teac"
Parody Written by:
Marie Antoinette
The Lyrics
Droning, he just keeps droning
He has no mind
For his own
Droning, he just keeps droning
He has no mind
For his own
He's just droning
Yo, this one here goes out to all my classmates ya know
Got to have that one stupid teacher whose always been standing there like ya kno
Took all the pills and then one day the school can't take it no more and makes him leave
I woke up in the middle of the class
And noticed that the Droner was standing outside
Coulda sworn I was dreamin'
Cuz the Droner was drinkin'
So I hadda tell all of Period 5
Back trackin' over 8th grade year
Tryna figure out what made our math scores so bad
Cuz ever since this teacher began to teach me
My math scores came crashin'
He's just droning (just droning)
He's the Droner (he's the droner)
He has no mind (he has no mind)
To call his own (to call his own) kids
Can't believe the scohol hired somebody like you
And didn't even look at your druggie life
After all the droning you put us through
You still tried to stick around and ruin our lives
What really hurt me is you broke our minds apart
Bolden, you were a dumbass with a novacaine heart
Really want him out-of-sight, cuz with heroine in his life kids
He's just droning (just droning)
He's the Droner (he's the droner)
He has no mind (he has no mind)
To call his own (to call his own) kids
He's just droning (just droning)
He's the Droner (he's the droner)
He has no mind (he has no mind)
To call his own (to call his own) kids
Been all about the world ain't neva met a teacher that can drone like you
Never thought the day would come when you would finally be done
And we would hurry out the door away from you
Cuz this is the room in which I don't wanna be
You're the teacher in this school I don't wanna see
That used to make us homework free, but is now just droning
He's just droning (just droning)
He's the Droner (he's the droner)
He has no mind (he has no mind)
To call his own (to call his own) kids
He's just droning (just droning)
He's the Droner (he's the droner)
He has no mind (he has no mind)
To call his own (to call his own) kids
Never thought I couldn't stand a drone
I didn't know you'd drone this long
I just want to get away from this mindless drone
Stop playin' bus bell, and ring me home (ring me home)
Dronin' Bolden, please let us out
I'm going crazy, about to shout
I'll slap myself for not skipping this class
And the consequence just bit me in the ass, cuz
He's just droning (just droning)
He's the Droner (he's the droner)
He has no mind (he has no mind)
To call his own (to call his own) kids
He's just droning (just droning)
He's the Droner (he's the droner)
He has no mind (he has no mind)
To call his own (to call his own) kids
Droning, just droning
Just droning (just droning)
Mr. Bolden, just dronin'
Just droning, just droning (just droning) Dronin' Bolden
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