(Verse 1)
Man, You can't fit through the window
'Cause you eat like you're a hippo
I can tell that you're a fat man
By the fudge stains on the carpet
You were sitting at the table
You had eaten all the Ho-ho's
So you ran into the kitchen
Did you chow down?
It was junk food

Bridge:
Fatty, you okay? You okay? You okay, Fatty? (Repeat x Three3)

Chorus:
Fatty are you okay? Can we tell you, you should loose weight?
You can't fit through the window
'Cause you eat like you're a hippo fatty
I can tell that you're a fat man
By the fudge stains on the carpet
Then you ran into the kitchen
Did you chow down? It was junk food
Fatty, you okay? You okay? You okay fatty?

You've been hit by....
You've been struck by...
A Food Criminal

(Verse 2)
So you came into the cafe
It was Monday and a buffet
With meat you won't eat imitation
All the waiters loose their patience

(Bridge)

(Chorus)