Caught up with his parodies, won't lose my will to stay

He took "American Pie" and spoofed it up all right
His polka medleys include "Polkas on 45"
No offense but wait and see
The music video for White & Nerdy

Weird Al Yankovic pokes fun at the songs (that we've known)
The funny lyrics sometimes lead you to aggravation
His original songs aren't really bad (is it true)
Sing "One More Minute" and nobody will get your attention

Don't too get stupid all night and don't get very hype
Cause "Dare To Be Stupid" ain't messin' up your life
My hand's on UHF, it's always by my side
Some songs from Straight Outta Lynwood might be all right
Polkamon might flip my lid
Not "Hooked On Polkas" from Dare To Be Stupid

Weird Al Yankovic pokes fun at the songs (that we've known)
The funny lyrics of some songs are quite a sensation
The number 27 might excite you (is that right)
In "Albuquerque", strange somebodies will get your attention

Songs of Weird Al Yankovic, some of them are poor and some of them are fine
Now, don't smoke cigarettes, guys, but you are close to smoking some cigars

Caught up with his parodies, won't lose my will to stay
I'll be mostly listening to "Close, But No Cigar" today

Sometimes you can't comply with "two wrongs can make a right"
He's still the "Eat It" guy, no prejudice but pride
He's making up some weird songs and you'll be thinking twice
You'd almost make me wanna look for a bullet I could bite
I'm never tired of Weird Al, and I'll be never tired of nothing but life

Weird Al Yankovic pokes fun at the songs (that we've known)
Sometimes the lyrics might put you in some tribulation
His "Angry White Boy Polka" is really better (than just what)
Than somethin'-rama which might attract your darn attention