-> "Fat Country"
Original Song Title:
"Bat Country"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Fat Country"
Parody Written by:
Kyung Phil Eum
The Lyrics
Fat Country - (^(oo)^)
Stuck here with no food to take, should lose my fat this way
I tried controlling me tonight, no food for starving children, no food for anyone
No refrigerator here, this place is singing weightless words to me
Can't you give me some spare food for just once (I'm starving)
No food for hours I've gone hopeless to thoughtless to foodless
My loud stomach is making music alone (I'm starving)
If death comes near me I'll try eating his bones before I die
There's no more mice to hunt, there's no more plants to harvest
There's no humans to cook, only my starving belly
My hand is on the fork, I'm ready to start eating
Tomorrow I will die, if I don't get no food
Supervisors checking us, I hope they don't find our stash of pancakes
Can't you give me some spare food for just once (I'm starving)
No food for hours I've gone hopeless to thoughtless to foodless
My loud stomach is making music alone (I'm starving)
If death comes near me I'll try eating his bones before I die
Where's all my secret savings, I've been foodless for so long I think I'm losing
This camp just has no food, I've only been eating vegetables for so long
Stuck here with no food to take, should lose my fat this way
These people don't seem to care, even if we all die
(Huge guitar solo done by SYN GATES)
Sometimes I don't know why, my eyes play tricks on me
I look towards the kitchen, I'm being served fast food
I blink once more and it's gone, I hate my fake illusions
What's standing there is no more, only the blazing heat
I'll charge into the kitchen now, I'll kill off all the chefs that won't give us food
Can't you give me some spare food for just once (I'm starving)
No food for hours I've gone hopeless to thoughtless to foodless
My loud stomach is making music alone (I'm starving)
If death comes near me I'll try eating his bones before I die
Where's all my secret savings, I've been foodless for so long I think I'm losing
This camp just has no food, I've only been eating vegetables for so long
All I just want is food all this wreckage and bad cooking breaks my heart
I will try to fix this mess but it's gonna take some time meanwhile I'll eat
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