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Song Parodies -> "Constipated"
Original Song Title:
"Complicated"
Original Performer:
Avril Lavigne
Parody Song Title:
"Constipated"
Parody Written by:
Mikey Squirrel
The Lyrics
Oh no, that's just piss
Uh huh, uh huh, you can get through this
Cause you can't go
Uh huh, uh huh hope you get through this
Cry out- behind the bathroom door, give up- your ass must be sore
And if you would only eat some bran, you'll understand
I hate you the way you groan, when you're sitting on the throne
And you're whining to me on and on, but you should know
CHORUS:
It's not gonna pass, it comes out as gas
You're straining your crack "cuz you can't relax
You're trying' too hard you look like a tard to me -- Tell me
Why you have to go and make yourself constipated?
I see the food you're eating and it's the stuff that I thought you hated
You know I warned you - and you push and you moan and you fart
And you try to poo but you can't turn it into - feces
Promise me the bathroom isn't desecrated - no no no
You go in, drop your pants, thought you, try another chance
For all you try and all you get, is pee, you're making me
Vomit, won't you strike a match, can't stand all the farts dispatched
You know you're not going anywhere, when you're aware
(CHORUS)
Cry out- behind the bathroom door, give up- your ass must be sore
And if you would only eat some bran, you'll understand
(CHORUS)
Uh huh, uh huh, you can get through this
Cause you can't go
Uh huh, uh huh hope you get through this
Cry out- behind the bathroom door, give up- your ass must be sore
And if you would only eat some bran, you'll understand
I hate you the way you groan, when you're sitting on the throne
And you're whining to me on and on, but you should know
CHORUS:
It's not gonna pass, it comes out as gas
You're straining your crack "cuz you can't relax
You're trying' too hard you look like a tard to me -- Tell me
Why you have to go and make yourself constipated?
I see the food you're eating and it's the stuff that I thought you hated
You know I warned you - and you push and you moan and you fart
And you try to poo but you can't turn it into - feces
Promise me the bathroom isn't desecrated - no no no
You go in, drop your pants, thought you, try another chance
For all you try and all you get, is pee, you're making me
Vomit, won't you strike a match, can't stand all the farts dispatched
You know you're not going anywhere, when you're aware
(CHORUS)
Cry out- behind the bathroom door, give up- your ass must be sore
And if you would only eat some bran, you'll understand
(CHORUS)
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Sorry, Mikey...this is the 16th "Constipated" parody posted on Amiright...so I won't vote on it. Before you write a parody, you really need to check to see if it's been done before. You're entitled to post parodies with the same title, but I doubt many people will read this
Kristof's right... this is one 'Constipated - Complicated' parody too many. Also, just a helpful hint, you may want to listen to the original song before submitting a parody. Terribly paced 212
Kristof - actually, it's about the 160th(or more) "Complicated" parody on this site...when you could view all of them it was PAGES & PAGES...sorry to pile on, Mikey...didn't read it that carefully, but I didn't think the pace was as bad as Dumb Ass Kid said...it is a very tough song to pace correctly, and whether it sounds right depends a great deal on how the reader emphasizes and places the syllable sounds...not voting, though...
OOPS! Misread Kristof's comment...probably IS the 16th "CONSTIPATED" version...that's what happens when you get old...both the mis-reading AND the constipation...
http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/avrillavigne190.shtml Note how it mentions both Constipated AND only writing half the song!
Yes, I should have known that Constipated was too obvious of a parody to do for this one. I never checked to see if it was done already but I thought it didn't matter. These are my lyrics and I like them. Sorry if you all didn't like it as much.
OK, people, let's keep one of the most important Amiright guidelines in mind: Unless it's a brand-new song you're trying to parody, if a title seems obvious to you, chances are it's already seemed obvious to someone else. This I know and know full well: "I Thank You, Pfizer." But Avril still beats 90 percent of the glop on the airwaves, even if she does root for the Ottawa Senators. (I want my hockey back!)
This is so stupid! Sorry, but how many times do you think "Complicated" has been changed to "Constipated". It's sick and insulting.
Oh, gee.. yet another comment posted about the fact I used the title Constipated for this song. It seems all you people can reflect on is that the title has been done a billion times before, instead of actually commenting on the LYRICS. So what if it's been done to death? I wrote this parody long before I even knew about AmIRight and I wanted to share it with everyone.. but it seems that you all want to gloss over my use of the title. Y'know... I find these comments sick and insulting.
Mikey, I might suggest that if you have a song like this where it has been posted in the past, just put a brief note at the top of the song saying "Yes, I know it's been done on amiright before by so-and-so, but I came up with my version independently so I'm posting it." That's what I've done in the past if I've written something that's already up here with the same name. If you've already pointed out that it already exists, and your song is sufficiently different from whatever is up here, you'll likely get less flack (although in this case, the sheer volume of Constipated songs was probably a factor). As far as the song itself, there were a couple pacing glitches, but it was at least as good as the other 16 Constipated songs on here =)
Hey, in case you didn't know, this was already done. You know what? My first version of a constipated parody was like this (And better than my current one). But I lost the lyrics and whpped up a really bad one which got really bad comments
On my parody, I wrote that I knew it was done before and so and so, but people still insulted mine. Oh well. And Mikey, this is off paced, but it's still kinda funny. You see, when it's done over and over, the idea just isn't funny anymore. (I shouldn't be talking, because I did it too.)
BOO! YOU SUCK!
very funny parody of complecated.but this parody is already written by someone,better luck next time.
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