-> "Is That Your Final Answer?"
Original Song Title:
"If I Had $1,000,000"
Parody Song Title:
"Is That Your Final Answer?"
Parody Written by:
El Chico
The Lyrics
Is that your final answer? (Is that my final answer?)
Are you absolutely sure? (Am I absolutely sure?)
Is that your final answer? (Is that my final answer?)
Are you positively sure? (I'll pick A... or maybe C?)
Is that your final answer? (Is that my final answer?)
Are you super-duper certain? (I'm almost completely sure.)
Cause if that's your final answer,
I'll push it down.
So is that your final answer?
Who'd thought that it would be so hard?
Now is that your final answer?
Give me a second, I've got 32 I want to guard.
Well, is that your final answer?
Maybe I'll take that phone-a-friend after all.
(Alright, let's just get AT&T on the line real quick.)
(dial tone)
(Your call cannot be completed as dialed. Please check the number and try
your call again.)
Is that your final answer? (Is that my final answer?)
Do you want to change your mind? (Are you taunting me? That's cruel.)
Is that your final answer? (Is that my final answer?)
You still have two lifelines left (Yep, ask the audience or 50:50)
Is that your final answer? (Is that my final answer?)
Would you like to stop at half a mill? (Oh, all them Georges and Abes and
Benjamins)
How about that final answer?
Can I take it now?
So is that your final answer?
Tension building all around the place.
Now is that your final answer?
Moving at a slower pace.
Well, is that your final answer?!
Let me think about this for a moment
(Stop pushing me. Now let me talk about this. I know it's not Catalina,
because I just had some last night. Maybe it's mayonnaise. Or thousand
island. No, wait. They're the same thing. That only leaves. A,
ranch! There. I said it.)
Well is A your final answer? (Yes that's my final answer!)
Are you undeniably confident? (You're drawing this out on purpose, that's
cruel)
I'll ask again for your final answer (I told you, A's my final answer!)
You lose here, it's back to 32! (I know that much, just get on with it!)
So, A... Ranch... Your final answer (YES! A! RANCH! MY FINAL ANSWER!)
You'll lose 468,000 if your wrong (I bet you're doing this for the
rat-INGS!)
Alright, A's your final answer.
About damn time!
You said A's your final answer (I said A's my final answer!)
This one's for the big money (Yep, for lots and lots of money!)
This is for the million dollars...
Answer's C.
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