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Barnaked LadiesWhere did the Religious Instruction Teacher send the little girl after over hearing her say Barenaked Ladies? Confession Submitted by:
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Name | New Career | Comments & Submitter Name |
"Stephen Page" | "The band broke it off with him because he had become addicted to drugs." | - Celeste |
"Stephen Page" | "Stephen didn't leave the band. The band left him because of Stephen's drug conviction. Stephen says that because he and Ed Robinson are no longer on speaking terms he won't play If I Had A Million Dollars live anymore." | - Celeste |
"Steven Page" | "On February of 2009, Steve Page left The Barenaked Ladies to pursue a solo career. " | - Paul Warren |
Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
"Conventioneers" | Does this song even have anything to do with conventioneers? - Doommaster1994 |
"Four seconds" | They do say four but not four seconds - Hefner |
"Straw hat and old dirty hank" | they dont even use the title in the song at all - Hefner |
"Stomach vs. Heart" | They do mention stomach and heart, but not stomach vs. heart. - Paul Warren |
"Little Tiny Song" | Should be known as 'Hey, I'm a Cow'. - Paul Warren |
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
Barenaked Laddies | They're all guys! | Francine Harper |
Fully Dressed Gentlemen | The opposite of the name is purely accurate. | Darby Hen |
Fullyclothed Gentlemen | Well they aren't ladies and they aren't naked. They are fully clothed guys. | Biteme Wokhead |
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
"One Mink" | "One Week" | Elon Muskrat |
"My Big Blister" | "My Big Sister" | Alice Spoonerism |
"It's All Been Bummed" | "It's All Been Done" | Marina |
"Some Apples" | "These Apples" | Hefner |
"The King Of Badside Manor" | "The King Of Bedside Manor" | Josh Hefner |
There are additional new song names available. |
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
"Everything Old Is New Again," | The aging process makes this impossible. | Joe-Blow |
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
"An Idea For A Movie," The Vandals | "It's All Been Done," Barenaked Ladies | |
"How Long," Ace | "Four Seconds," Barenaked Ladies | |
"Love's Grown Deep," Kenny Nolan | "Maybe You're Right," Barenaked Ladies | |
"I Think We're Alone Now," Tommy James and the Shondells | "Maybe You're Right," Barenaked Ladies | |
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. |
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
"If I Had A Million Dollars" | "If I Had A Million Conures" | Birdie Belle |
"Brian Wilson" | "Thomas Wilson" | Arch Vile |
"If I Had One Million Dollars" | "If The Pentagon Paid It Back" | Arch Vile |
"Big Bang Theory Theme" | "Big Bang!" | Abbott Skelding |
"Brian Wilson" | "Brian Williams" | Matt Bussa |
"Did I Say That Out Loud?" | "Did I Say That Out Loud?" | Blaydeman |
"One Week" | "IMDB" | Agrimorfee |
"Big Bang Theory Theme" | "Slick Slang" | Matthias |
"Alcohol" | "Panadol" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
"One Week" | "Taste-tester Song" | Bob O'Mara |
There are additional song parodies available. |
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
Running Out of Ink | Pens | Lefty Lucy |
If I Had A Million Dollars | Investment Brokers | MOR |
If I Had A Million Dollars | "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?" Promo | The Nerd |
Another Postcard | Hallmark Greeting Cards | Laurel |
If I Had A Million Dollars | Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes | Laurel |
There are additional commercials that haven't been done yet available. |
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
Another Postcard | A company that sells monkey postcards. | JeReMy |
If I Had A Million Dollars | Credit Cards | MOR |
If I Had A Million Dollars | Finance and Loans Company | ivanhoe fats |
Light Up My Room | Electric Company | tckma |
Call Me Calmly | Online Dating Services/Chat rooms | AVM |
There are additional on hold music ideas available. |
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
Pandora's Box Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark | Shoe Box Barenaked Ladies | Pandora's Shoe Box | Opie M. |
Everybody Wants To Rule The World Tears For Fears | Rule The World With Love Barenaked Ladies | Everybody Wants To Rule The World With Love | Gus |
Don't Ed Sheeran | Pinch Me Barenaked Ladies | Don't Pinch Me It hurts. | Susan |
Hooray For Hazel Tommy Roe | Life In A Nutshell Barenaked Ladies | Hooray For Life In A Hazel Nut Shell | Britney Spears into pruning hooks |
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. |
There are additional Bare Naked Ladies Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.
"If I Had $1000000"
Misheard Lyrics: I'd buy your lungs
Original Lyrics: I'd buy your love
| "Pinch Me"
Misheard Lyrics: I feel fired up, I guess
Original Lyrics: I feel fine enough, I guess
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"One Week"
Misheard Lyrics: Trying hard not to spell jalapeno
Original Lyrics: Trying hard not to smile, though I feel bad
| "The Big Bang Theory Theme"
Misheard Lyrics: The intervals develop tools
Original Lyrics: Neanderthals develop tools
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"Jane"
Misheard Lyrics: (She thinks it's Cool Whip)
Original Lyrics: (She thinks it's cooler)
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Cody Finke I just thought it would be Cool Whip. |
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"Grade Nine"
The Funny Lyrics: Well half my friends are crazy and the others are depressed
None of them can help me study for my math test I got into the classroom but my knowledge was gone I guess I should have studied instead of watching 'Wrath of Kahn!' Why They're Funny: This line could be about my life! I've gone into tests with nothing going through my head but, 'Kaaahhhhnn!'
Submitted by: Charlie D
| "Pinch Me"
The Funny Lyrics: Maybe I'll hide out under there-
I just made you say underwear Why They're Funny: Under where? I actually fell for that the first time I heard the song. Seems that he purposely wrote the song this way, prompting the listener to say or even think "Under where?" (would this be considered fourth-wall breakage?).
Submitted by: Harlow Goobley
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"Why Say Anything Nice?"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Frankly, I'd be on my own
Why They're Repetitive: They say it at the beginning of each paragraph
Submitted by: Shrek Hefner
| "Frankly"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Frankly, I'd be on my own
Why They're Repetitive: They say frankly at the beginning of each paragraph
Submitted by: Shrek Hefner
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"If I Had A Million Dollars"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: If I had a million dollars
I'd be rich! Why They're Nonsensical: No kidding?
Submitted by: Celeste
| "If I Had A Million Dollars"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: I'd buy you a green dress
(But not a real green dress, that's cruel) Why They're Nonsensical: What the heck is so cruel about a green dress? Unless it, too, was made from animals (like the fur coat, which is mentioned earlier, and also described as 'cruel'), but how many green animals are there, besides frogs? I'm baffled.
Submitted by: Chad
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"Jane"
The Insincere Lyrics: I wrote a letter,
she should have got it yesterday, What can be better by being together is what I cannot explain to Jane. Why They're Insincere: You can't blame Stephen Page for trying to get the girl that he loves. That's what makes this whole song so insincere.
Submitted by: Celeste
| "Jane"
The Insincere Lyrics: Jane doesn't think a man could ever be faithful.
Jane isn't giving me a chance to be shameful. Why They're Insincere: Oh yeah Stephen. Mmm-hmm! That's really sincere.
Submitted by: Celeste
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"One Week"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of taking off my shirt Why They're Misrhymed: no comments.
Submitted by: metallica_hater
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"Why Say Anything Nice"
The Insulting Lyrics: Why say anything nice when you could say nothing at all
Why They're Insulting: If you can't say something nice, the thing to do would be to not say anything at all. This line contradicts that.
Submitted by: Josh Hefner
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"Pinch Me"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: I just made you say 'underwear'
Why They're Inappropriate: To me it just seems like an excuse to put in a 'Beavis & Butthead' line.
Submitted by: Tarquin
| "One Week"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: Chickity China the Chinese chicken
(a few lines later...) Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon Cause that cartoon has got the boom anime babes Why They're Inappropriate: The whole song is dumb in my opinion, but these lines really do it. First they insert this line about a chicken, then they just mention something about Sailor Moon, a Japanese anime cartoon, as if they have some fascination with it. Can this get any dumber?
Submitted by: Armando
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"If I Had $1,000,000"
The Dated Lyrics: the entire song
Why They're Dated: A million dollars adjusted for inflation in Canada would be roughly $2,504,742.18 in 2022. I doubt that Steven Page and Ed Robertson could even buy the cheapest apartment in Toronto for a million dollars
Submitted by: dayna
| "The Old Apartment"
The Dated Lyrics: I tore the phone out of the wall
Why They're Dated: Who owns a landline anymore?
Submitted by: Unnamed
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"Never Do Anything"
The Dirty Lyrics: Let's Play Tic-tac-toe.
I'll be X, you can be the O. Why They're Dirty: Of Course! Men don't have O's and Women don't have X's if you know what I mean!
Submitted by: Paul Warren
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"One Week"
The Lyrics: Like Tom Cruise, I make mad films
Who They Mention: Tom Cruise
Submitted by: dayna
| "A"
The Lyrics: A is for Adam, which is how I sometimes feel;
Like I'm the only man on Earth, and I;ve forgotten what that's worth A is for Arthur, he's a lovable drunk A M & Azing, like Thelonius Monk Who They Mention: Adam (of Adam & Eve)
Arthur (character played by Dudley Moore in the movie of the same name) Jazz musician Thelonius Monk Submitted by: Tania WYEP
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"If I Had $1,000,000"
The Lyrics: If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars I would buy you a K-Car A nice Reliant automobile. Product Brand Name: Plymouth Reliant, which was a car from 1981-1989.
Submitted by: JeReMy
| "Never is Enough"
The Lyrics: You get your PhD
How happy you will be When you get a job at Wendy's and are honoured with Employee of the Month Product Brand Name: Wendy's hamburgers restaurant
Submitted by: Tania WYEP
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"When You Dream"
The Song Lyrics: Do you hear noises just
loud enough to be perceived? Do you hear Del Shannon's "Runaway" playing on transistor radio waves? With so little experience, you mind not yet cognizant Are you wise behind your few days? When you dream, What do you dream about? Song They Mention: A direct reference to "Runaway" by Del Shannon
Submitted by: Tania WYEP
| "Grade 9"
The Song Lyrics: My father said I had to be home by 11. Oh man, I'm gonna miss 'Stairway to Heaven'!
Song They Mention: 'Stairway to Heaven' by Led Zeppelin
Submitted by: Paul Warren
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"Enid"
Opening Lines: Enid, we never really knew each other anyway.
Comments: Submitted by: Brian Kelly
| "Jane"
Opening Lines: The girl works at the store, sweet Jane St. Clair.
Comments: Submitted by: Brian Kelly
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"Wrap Your Arms Around Me"
The Lyrics: I put my hands around your neck, you wrap your arms around me.
Why: It seems that he going to choke someone if their hands are by their neck.
Submitted by: Paul Warren
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"One Week"
The Lyrics: Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie
Why: Birchmount Stadium is in Ontario
Submitted by: Alex
| "Sell, Sell, Sell"
The Lyrics: We find a foreigner to hate, The new Iraq gets more irate.
Why: Iraq.
Submitted by: Paul Warren
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"One Week"
The Lyrics: Watching X-Files with no lights on,
we're dans la maison. Why: Dans la maison is French for "in the house".
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
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"Pinch Me"
The Lyrics: It's like a dream - you try to remember but it's gone,
then ya try to scream but it only comes out as a yawn, when ya try to see the world beyond your front door. Why: It's an upbeat song about chronic depression.
Submitted by: Jim
| "The New Sad"
The Lyrics: Everybody knows that happy is the new sad,
So I'm gonna imitate my old dad and never smile again. Why: This song is entirely about dying and getting older. The cheerful guitar and bird chirps make it feel good, but It's not a feel-good song.
Submitted by: Paul Warren
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"Big Bang Theory Theme"
The Lyrics: It all started with the big bang BANG!
Why: Bang is the sound of the big bang.. well... banging! it's onomatopoeia!
Submitted by: Optimus Lime
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"One Week"
The Lyrics: Chickity China The Chinese Chicken
Why: It has alliteration of the letter C
Submitted by: coolrick92
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"One Week"
The Lyrics: Watching X-Files with no lights on
Why: The X-Files with Gillian Anderson and David Ducovny
Submitted by: Celeste
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