Song Parodies -> "Another Posting"

Original Song Title:

"Another Postcard"

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Original Performer:

"Another Posting"

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The Lyrics

Anyone who is part of an online community knows all about the scourge of the internet...newbies. Don't be too hard on them, however. You were all n00bs at some pont!This is my first parody of my favorite comtemporary band. More to come, I'm sure.

Everyone is...Everyone is...Everyone is a noob to me
Everyone is...Everyone is...Everyone is...uh uh
You can't imagine so many newbies on the message boards
And all of them posting from their moms basement where they download porn
I never thought I be a site veteran, I guarantee
But somebody's sending the site link out to a bunch of newbies
Some noobs with typos, some noobs are coming after you
Some noobs from Lycos, some noobs are told S-T-F-U
Ignorant-ass noobs, a noob who thinks he rules the world
An upper class noob, a noob who's never kissed a girl
Another posting, from some newbie...
And everyone is a noob to me...
Another posting, from some newbie...
And everyone is a noob to me...

If I had to guess, I'd say the noobie poster's 'bout thirteen
He's driving me maybe she's driving me crazy just to make me screm
I'm losing sleep, and it's gonna be keepin' me up all night
I thought it was funny but now I've got money on a chatroom fight
Some noobs with CAPS LOCK, noobs ponting ninety times a day
Some noobs can be mocked, because they have nothing to say
An admin damming noob, a noob who's dissed every time
A hopelss spamming noob, who's called "Hotboy69"
Another posting, from some newbie...
And everyone is a noob to me...
Another posting, from some newbie...
And everyone is a noob to me...

Most of them leave the site, growing bored of it within in a week
They'll be replaced, they'll come and they'll come, those silly, lonely geeks
Another noobie tellin' jokes will make me lose my mind
It's inevitable, if I'm on the site I'll always find...
Some noobs with typos
Some noobs from lycos
Some noobs with CAPS LOCK
Some noobs can be mocked
We've got the jest noobs, that's noobs devoid of any brains
We've got the pest noobs, with "annoying" running through their veins

Another posting, from some newbie...
And everyone is a noob to me...
Everyone is, everyone is, everyone is a noob to me
Everyone is, everyone is, everyone is a noob to me
Another posting...

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Lev007 - November 13, 2003 - Report this comment

Well done! Kind of hard to sing, but then again so is the original song.

Charlie Decker - November 13, 2003 - Report this comment

Well, for what it's worth, I'm enamored with the fact that there are people in the world sitting in front of their computers, trying to sing my songs. :-)

Charlie Decker - March 26, 2004 - Report this comment

Looking at this now, I see it's wrought witrh typos...oh well.

ImGumbidammit - May 18, 2004 - Report this comment

that was awesome. I'm a big fan of bnl, that worked really well.

Charlie Decker - June 02, 2004 - Report this comment

Glad it worked for you

Senior Naked - June 08, 2004 - Report this comment

Clever and funny

Guy - March 21, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC-A) DKTOS, nice read though.

Melhi - March 21, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC) If I could, I'd give you extra points for not writing this in newbie-speak. :) Nice job, Charlie!

Johnny D - March 22, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC) 5's just for the hilarious word "noobs".

Agrimorfee - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC05) DKTOS, but I got a good feel of it from the read.

Adagio - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC) DKTOS Looks good.

Stuart McArthur - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment

abc - I like the Homer Simpson email address - something like HotForSomeSweetLovin178@.....

yeah, newbies just have to lie low, don't they, Charlie :-)

MysteryGoat - March 27, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC) Good Song

Phil Alexander - March 28, 2005 - Report this comment

DKTOS, but DGAF - this is super.

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