Song Parodies -> "It's a Theft"

Original Song Title:

"Irreplaceable"

Original Performer:

"It's a Theft"

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The Lyrics

OK, somebody did a song about Allen Iverson using this song, then I remembered that event that I was glad I didn't put money on: T-Mac's 13 points in less than a minute in late 2004. Of course, I didn't know as much about sports as I do now. I like both teams, but I would've put it on the Spurs. If I was doing it as a multi, and this is the final event, and everything else went to plan, it doesn't matter I only lost how much I put in, but the potential return would had been HUGE!

It's a theft, by T-Mac
It's a theft, what is next

It's a theft, by T-Mac
He scored 13 points with less than a minute left
Screwed my ticket, I am stuffed
Yes, can't go back to claim my 200-bucks

Had I called total points, it would be fine
[But] It was the best comeback of all time, and
Now I can't go call a cab
I must walk home with some pain on my back

Watching that game's archives, showing me
Duncan's such a tool
Thinking 'bout: Anyone gave up four-point plays like you?
I am dismayed

This comeback cost me heaps
It was a very 'bad beat'
Spurs, if we held on for just one more minute
We would both had won something. Pity ain't it? maybe.

You must not know 'bout me
But no one thought 'bout this
At least there's another game I can watch, no?
So don't you ever have to worry for a minute
I am sad and broke

I admit I called wrong
Study some more instead of thinking of loans
Oops, I bet you thought that I didn't know
At least I don't need some good luck charm of yours

I know the truth is so cruel
Blowing such a lead that I thought you just won't lose
I am on my knees
Scratching heads for all [of] tomorrow's picks

Watching that game's archives, showing me
Duncan's such a tool
Thinking 'bout: Anyone gave up four-point plays like you?
I am dismayed

This comeback cost me heaps
It was a very 'bad beat'
Spurs, if we held on for just one more minute
We would both had won something. Pity ain't it? maybe.

You must not know 'bout me
But no one thought 'bout this
At least there's another game I can watch, no?
So don't you ever have to worry for a minute
I am too sad and broke

But since the game is done and everything
How about stop the moping
Nothing more I can do

At least I know that the Bulls will lose
Who cares if they're setting screens [it was against Philadelphia 76ers, which the Bulls DID lose]
'Cause the truth of the matter is:
Deng [Luol Deng] to top-score is too far-fetched

[Sigh]
What is next, 'Cat's upset? [No, Bobcats were playing Phoenix Suns, and they lost, see how strange that would be?]
What is left? Spurs got rest [Didn't play the following day]

Mmm...
It's a theft, by T-Mac
Every call I got before this is a scrap

What is left, what is left
Don't you ever for a second into thinking
It is refundable

This comeback cost me heaps
It was a very 'bad beat'
Spurs, if we held on for just one more minute
We would both had won something. Pity ain't it? maybe.

You must not know 'bout me
But no one thought 'bout this
At least there's another game I can watch, no?
So don't you ever have to worry for a minute

This comeback cost me heaps
It was a very 'bad beat'
Spurs, if we held on for just one more minute
We would both had won something. Pity ain't it?

I can't take all the cash I've been winning
Since that stupid game's in the ticket
At least there's another game I can watch, no?
So don't you ever have to worry for a minute
That I am sad and broke

T-Mac's theft Beyonce - Irreplaceable Basketballreference.com's 2004-05 NBA season schedules

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