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Fun Music Information -> Beyonce
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This is the most recent information about Beyonce that has been submitted to amIright. If we have more information about Beyonce , then we provide a link to the section where it appears (the actual page whenever possible).
Possible Misspelled Names:
These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.
Beyonce' Knowles, Beyonce' featuring Sean Paul, Beyonce featuring Jay-Z, Beyonc頋nowles featuring Jay Z, Beyonce Knowles (feat. Jay-Z), Beyonce Knowles, Beyonce & Jay-Z, Beyonce featuring Sean Paul, Beyonce' featuring Jay-Z, Beyonce feat. Jay-Z, Beyonce and Jay_Z, Beyonc鼯a>Jokes:
"Let me see your halo" No Beyonce, get your lazy butt down to Game Station and get your own copy! Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
| Who kiled beyonce All the Single Ladies Submitted by: bill
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Music Performer Pseudonyms:
Also known as: Beyonce Giselle Knowles. Submitted by: Joe
Also known as: Beyonce Giselle Knowles. Submitted by: Boomer
Music Performer Nicknames:
Known informally as: Black Bettie Page. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
New Band Names:
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| Bouncy | She's got a nice full rack! | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Way Low" | "Halo" | Marlene L. Ram |
| "Irresponsible" | "Irreplaceable" | Reggie Pillbox |
| "Mia" | "Diva" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "Via" | "Diva" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "Cello" | "Halo" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
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Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "Ladies Night," Kool & The Gang | "Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)," Beyonce | |
| "Name Of The Game," ABBA | "Halo," Beyonce | |
| "What Have I Got Of My Own?," Trini Lopez | "Me, Myself And I," Beyonce | |
| "Angel," Aerosmith | "Halo," Beyonce | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Dangerously I Love 2" originally "Dangerously In Love 2"
Having two lovers at once can be dangerous!
Candy Welty
"Hip Ho Star" originally "Hip Hop Star"
Duncan Moore
"Hi Hop Star" originally "Hip Hop Star"
Hi, as in slang for 'high'
Duncan Moore
"Hip Op Star" originally "Hip Hop Star"
Op, as in short for option
Duncan Moore
"Hip Hop Tar" originally "Hip Hop Star"
Candy Welty
There are additional Beyonce song titles with a letter removed available.
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Hip Hoop Star" originally "Hip Hop Star"
Duncan Moore
"Whip Hop Star" originally "Hip Hop Star"
Wendy Torrance
"Ship Hop Star" originally "Hip Hop Star"
Wendy Torrance
"Chip Hop Star" originally "Hip Hop Star"
Wendy Torrance
"Hip Shop Star" originally "Hip Hop Star"
Wendy Torrance
There are additional Beyonce song titles with a letter added available.
Change a Letter:
"Haro" originally "Halo"
A surname of Spanish origin
Steve Losewood
"Halk" originally "Halo"
Halk = a nook or corner
Karen Smith
"Palo" originally "Halo"
Palo means stick or tree in Spanish.
Karen Smith
"Hals" originally "Halo"
More than one guy named "Hal"
Karen Smith
"Hale" originally "Halo"
Hale = strong & healthy
Karen Smith
There are additional Beyonce song titles with a letter changed available.
Recordings:
Nov 12
a parody of "Crazy in Love" by Beyonce
Apparently while I submitted the lyrics back in 2006, I never put the recording on this site. Well--the recording was on a midi--had to change that. Lyrically this one hasn't been transformed as much because I wanted it to reflect the time I wrote it, but the recording itself has been drastically changed.
Soundclick: (mp3)
Dec 6
a parody of "Single Ladies (Put A Ring On it)" by Beyonce
Christmas-themed parody taking Beyonce's (and Liza's) advice about demanding a ring
YouTube: (YouTube)
Feb 1
a parody of "If I were a Boy" by Beyonce
The unemployment rate is rising and people are stuck in a rut. What better way to cope than to sing about it...
You Tube: (Mp3 (iTunes), m4v (You Tube))
Feb 22
a parody of "If I Were A Boy" by Beyonce
If I Were A Nerd- Parody of Beyonce's If i were A Boy
www.youtube.com: (Mp4)
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Texas Hold 'Em" | "Georgia Hold 'Em" | Duc4AmIRight |
| "Alien Superstar" | "Comedy Superstar" | Duc4AmIRight |
| "Irreplaceable" | "Resurreciton" | Duc4AmIRight |
| "If I Were A Boy" | "If I Were On Apple" | FearlessPopPrincess |
| "Halo" | "Hydro" | E. S. Blofeld |
| "All the Single Ladies" | "All the Cigarettes" | Joseph Little |
| "Drunk In Love" | "Drunk On Gloves" | Dylan Baranski |
| "Crazy in Love" | "Crazy for Gloves" | Dylan Baranski |
| "Single Ladies (Put a Ring On It)" | "DNC Ladies (Throw Your Hat In It)" | Chris Wolvie |
| "Irreplaceable" | "Unaffordable" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
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Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Sweet Dreams | Ambien CR | minny short |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| If I Were a Boy | Transgender Help Service | Fizz |
| Sweet Dreams | Bedtime Stories | Dongquan |
| Single Ladies (Put a Ring on it) | Online Dating Service | Dongquan |
| Greenlight | Color Blindness Support Network | lady cutie |
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Let's Go Crazy Prince | Crazy In Love Beyonce | Let's Go Crazy In Love Surprised this wasn't submitted yet | Joe |
| Take Good Care Of My Baby Bobby Vee | Baby Boy Beyonce | Take Good Care Of My Baby Boy | Jennifer |
| Simply Irresistible Robert Palmer | Irreplaceable Beyonce | Simply Irreplaceable | Serafina |
| It Hurts To Be In Love Gene Pitney | Crazy In Love Beyonce | It Hurts To Be Crazy In Love | Serafina |
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If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Brother Beyonce
Brother Beyond combined with Beyonce
Submitted By: Gretchen Wieners
Captain Beyonce
Captain Beyond combined with Beyonce
Submitted By: Gretchen Wieners
Beoyzonce
Boyzone combined with Beyonce
Might be pronounced as "Bee-oy-ZONE-say." Why did I combine these two? Well, when seeing these performers' names, I often thought that they looked oh so similar.
Submitted By: Mitch
Neyonce
Ne-Yo combined with Beyonce
Doesn't it sound funny?
Submitted By: Charles
There are additional Beyonce Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.
Misheard Lyrics:
"Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It)"
Misheard Lyrics: Go to Chick-fil-A
or Come to Chick-fil-A Original Lyrics: All the single ladies
| "Irreplaceable"
Misheard Lyrics: You must not know nobody
Original Lyrics: You must not know 'bout me
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"Texas Hold 'Em"
Misheard Lyrics: Ain't no hoedown
Original Lyrics: Ain't no hold 'em
| "Deja Vu"
Misheard Lyrics: Easter boots
Original Lyrics: Deja vu
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Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Irreplaceable"
Misheard Lyrics: You must not know nobody
Original Lyrics: You must not know 'bout me
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Story about this misheard lyric by: William Poor guy knows no one. |
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Song Parody Fragments:
"Halo"
Better Lyrics:
It's like I've been awakaned
By the smell of bacon
By the smell of bacon
Original Lyrics:
It's like I've been awakaned
Every rule I had you brakin'
Every rule I had you brakin'
Submitted by: Flash Flood
Repetitive Song Lyrics:
"Irreplacable"
The Repetitive Lyrics: To the left, to the left,
to the left, to the left, everything is to the left. Why They're Repetitive: Okay I think telling the guy to take his stuff and get out once is enough B.
Submitted by: Celeste
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Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"Work It Out"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Is y'all alright I don't know,
but I know what's happened to me girl Hey is y'all alright uh, break it down now Why They're Nonsensical: I just can't seem to figure out why this part of the song is necessary.
Submitted by: Dutch_Justine
| "Deja Vu"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Know that I can't get over you
'Cause everything I see is you And I don't want no substitute Baby I swear it's deja vu Why They're Nonsensical: Beyonce being romantically obsessed with someone and deluding herself into thinking he's omnipresent is in no way deja vu. I think that's in fact being a psychosis-bordering neurotic [and wouldn't have that been a catchier title?] Guess Miss Knowles should've checked a dictionary before writing this song.
Submitted by: wadded beef
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Inappropriate Song Lyrics:
"Hip Hop Star"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: I dare you to undress me
baby let me know if you want to roll with a hip hop star Why They're Inappropriate: 'Undress me'? Beyonce you are a naughty girl. Wait till Jay-Z hears about this.
Submitted by: Kassi5
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Dirty Song Lyrics:
"Partition"
The Dirty Lyrics: Driver roll up the partition please I don't need you seeing Yonce on her knees ... Monica lewinskied all on my gown
Why They're Dirty: They so naaasty
Submitted by: Drew
| "Blow"
The Dirty Lyrics: Can you eat my Skittles
It's the sweetest in the middle Pink is the flavor Solve the riddle Why They're Dirty: She is talking about receiving cunnilingus.
Submitted by: xxxpress
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Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"Single Ladies (Put a Ring on it)"
Opening Lines: All the single ladies...
Comments: Submitted by: Dongquan
| "If I Were a Boy"
Opening Lines: If I were a boy, I think I could understand....
Comments: Submitted by: Dongquan
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Song Title Space Change:
"Sing "Lela Dies"" originally "Single Ladies"
Submitted by: Cheryl Jordan
Bad Grammar in Song Lyrics:
"Get Me Bodied"
The Lyrics: "a little sweat aint never hurt nobody" " when we conversate" Why: 1. not only is "aint" not a word, he said "aint never", meaning "not none", and everybody knows that there shouldn't be more than one negative in a sentence, and then she ends it with "nobody" 2. "conversate" isn't a word, the verb is "converse"
Submitted by: Brenda
| "Get Me Bodied"
The Lyrics: "a little sweat aint never hurt nobody" " when we conversate" Why: 1. not only is "aint" not a word, he said "aint never", meaning "not none", and everybody knows that there shouldn't be more than one negative in a sentence, and then she ends it with "nobody" 2. "conversate" isn't a word, the verb is "converse"
Submitted by: Brenda
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Band Name Anagrams:
Bye, Cone Submitted by: Eva Shortoria
Been Coy Submitted by: Lauren Overstreet
Bye Once Submitted by: Stacy
As in I'll only say "bye" one time.
Song Title Anagrams:
"Hola" originally "Halo"
'Hello' in Spanish (pronounced OH-lah)
Submitted by: Megan
"Hal O." originally "Halo"
Also a space-change!
Submitted by: Jill Conrad
"O Hal" originally "Halo"
Submitted by: Jill Conrad
"Oh, Al" originally "Halo"
Submitted by: Jill Conrad
"Toni Tapir" originally "Partition"
A Tapir named Toni?
Submitted by: Christina Caraway
There are additional Beyonce Song Title Anagrams available.
Real Places Mentioned in Songs:
"Girls (Who Run The World)"
The Lyrics: this is how they made me Houston Texas baby
Why: houston,texas
Submitted by: Karmen
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Song Title Acrostics:
SO: "Start Over"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
LOT: "Love On Top"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics:
"Irreplaceable"
The Lyrics: You must not know 'bout me
You must not know 'bout me I can have another you in a minute And in fact, he'll be here in a minute, baby You must not know 'bout me You must not know 'bout me I can have another you by tomorrow Don't you ever for a second get to thinking You're irreplaceable. Why: Despite the up tempo melody, it's actually a break-up song, and Beyonce is in denial. She is actually hoping that a man like the one she just broke up with will come to her door the next day. As I interpret them, she wants some other guy to mistreat her the same way. :/
Submitted by: Gus
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Band Name Spoonerisms:
See Yon Bay originally "Beyonce"
Submitted by: Eva Shortoria
What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):
"Superbowl Contest"
Pepsi announced recently that 100 fans of Beyonce will hit the stage when the Grammy-winning diva performs Feb 3, 2013 at the Mercedes-Benz Superdome in New Orleans. A contest that kicks off 12/29/12 will allow fans to submit photos of themselves in various poses, oncluding head bopping, feet tapping, and hip shaking. Those pictures will be used in a TV ad introducing Beyonce's halftime performance, and 50 of those people (along with a friend) will be selected to join the singer onstage. The photo contest ends Jan 19th, but Jan 11th is the cut-off date for those interesting in appearing with Beyonce.
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Her curves"
She is one of the few celebrities of the 21st century to weigh more than 110 lbs.
Submitted by: Rachel
