-> "Single Mamas (Put a strap on it)"
Original Song Title:
"Single Ladies (Put a ring on it)"
Parody Song Title:
"Single Mamas (Put a strap on it)"
The Lyrics
All the single mamas (7x)
Now put your hands up
Up in the court, we just broke up
I’m doing my own little thing
Decided to dip but now you wanna trip
Cuz you found out that the kid is yours
You slept with me, now you will see
that you should have used protection
cried my tears, for three good years
Even took your candy ass to Maury
[Chorus]
Cuz if you liked it then you should have put a strap on it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a strap on it
Don’t be mad once you see your surname on it
If you liked it then you shoulda put a strap on it
(Chorus)
I got one on my nips, another on my hips
Can't even fit into my Dereon jeans
if we're in the store, and they wanting nipples more
I could care less what you think
I need compensation, did I mention
You should have used protection
Cuz you had your turn
But now you gonna learn
What it really feels to pay me
(Chorus)
You should treat me to the things of the world
Cos i'm that kind of girl
Your cash is what I prefer, what I deserve
Is a man that takes me to Macy's
And delivers me to a destiny, and pays the insurance on car
And takes care of kids
And buys them what they want
If you don’t, you'll be alone
And with your cash, i'll be gone
All the single mama's (7x)
Now put your straps on
(Chorus)
Now you know this, make the next one put a ring on it
Now you know this, make the next one put a ring on it,
Don't be a dumb and let him get his piece in it
If he likes it, then you make him put a ring on it.
Oh.
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