-> "If I Were A Girl"
Original Song Title:
"If I Were A Boy"
Parody Song Title:
"If I Were A Girl"
Parody Written by:
Benjamin Cory
The Lyrics
If I were a girl, even temporarily
I’d get up extra early
Do my hair and make-up
And go…shopping with my girls
And cry about boys
I’d gossip about my best friend
Cause I know in the end, so is she.
Cause that’s what girls do…
If I were a girl, maybe then I would know
The rules to all these mind games
When no means yes and yes means no
I’d give him his space, cause I know what its like
When you just need to get away
But she wants to chill every day
And you feel like there’s nothing left to say
If I were a girl
I would cry on my phone
About how he doesn’t hear me
Cause when he watches TV he’s in the zone
I’d be a dumb blond
Show some cleavage just so
I could get the things I wanted
Just by dressing like a hoe, a hoe
If I were a girl, maybe then I would know
The rules to all these mind games
When no means yes and yes means no
I’d give him his space, cause I know what its like
When you just need to get away
But she wants to chill every day
And you feel like there’s nothing left to say
We’re way past the point of being just friends
I don’t care what you say
I don’t listen anyway
If you thought we could talk it out
You’re just dumb
But you’re just a girl
Don’t you understand?
Oh don’t you understand? Oh…
That being just a boy
Is what makes me the way I am
I don’t generalize
I try not to judge
But I’m still human, I still feel pain
I’m afraid to love again
But this lonliness makes me go insane
We’re all just human….
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