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Song Parodies -> "Slow Computer"

Original Song Title:

"Ego"

Original Performer:

Beyonce

Parody Song Title:

"Slow Computer"

Parody Written by:

Arie.FIzzle

The Lyrics

iWas bored..
Single Ladies
If you wanna find me
If you wanna find me
If you wanna find me
If you wanna find me
If you wanna find me
If you wanna find me
If you wanna find me
NOW GET YOUR MICE UP!

(verse 1)
On YT you can find me
wildn out on blog tv
or maybe on google
yeah iLl be on google
dont know where im gonna be
dont need to uprgade
it doesnt phase
i have a pro account anyway
but you know its all me
pay pal cant you see
you never where youll find me
cause if you wanna find me better get your cursor on
if you wanna find me better get your cursor goin
dont know if im gonna be on stickam homie
if you wanna find me get your cursor up and runnin
Get Online
Get Online
Get Online
Get Online
Get Online
Get Online
Get Online
Get Online

(verse 2)
iGot Uber on my lips
TwitterBerry on my hip
Man my followers are knowin me
iBe actin up
Bloggin out whats up?
iWanna know what you really think
iTweet everything
Downloads on imeem
Dont think iDont have iTunes
But howto youll learn
from the stuff that iHeard
iEdit wikipedia look at me

cuz if you wanna find me better get your cursor on
if you wanna find me better get your cursor goin
dont know if im gonna be on stickam homie
if you wanna find me get your cursor up and runnin

Get Online
Get Online
Get Online
Get Online
Get Online
Get Online
Get Online
Get Online

Cuz if you wanna find me better get your cursor on
If you wanna find me better get your yahoo goin
Dont know if iM gonna be on stickam homie
If you wanna find me get your cursor up and runnin

Dont delete my credits
Havent you heard of my
bennibonfierce this time
the web may not be life
be my life
If you try to delete my twitter
iLl give you one in the
left side of your face ha ha
if you think iCannot see that you just blocked me

But if you wanna find me
if you wanna find me
if you wanna find me
if you wanna find me

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