-> "If I Were A Toy"
Original Song Title:
"If I Were A Boy"
Parody Song Title:
"If I Were A Toy"
Parody Written by:
Alana
The Lyrics
If i were a toy,
even just for a day.
I'd be happily greeted and
turned on and played with all day.
Be gifted new games,
and played with some more.
You'll never hear me complain,
and I would never drive you insane,
cuz I'm just not your girl.
If i were a toy,
I just might actually know,
how it really feels to be wanted,
I swear I'd be your best friend.
I wouldn't overheat,
cuz I know how it hurts,
when you're in the middle of a game,
and then I suddenly shut off,
and all the progress you made wasn't saved.
If i were a toy,
I would turn off your phone.
Tell your girl you're too busy,
so that she'll just leave you alone.
I'd be number one,
and never have to explain.
Cuz you know that I'll always be here,
waitin for you to come home, to come home.
If i were a toy
I just might actually know,
how it really feels to be wanted,
I swear I'd be your best friend.
I wouldn't overheat,
cuz I know how it hurts,
when you're in the middle of a game,
and then I suddenly shut off,
and all the progress you made wasn't saved.
It's a little too late for you to compete,
promise you'll be so much better,
think he'd pick you like that?
Well, if you thought he would,
you've got it all wrong.
But she's just your girl,
and she doesn't understand, (and she doesn't understand)
how it really feels to be wanted,
you wish you were....his best friend.
You don't let him play you,
you don't care how it hurts,
until you're in the middle of a game,
then I suddenly shut off,
and all the progress you made wasn't saved.
But she's just your girl.....
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