-> "Hanukkah"
Original Song Title:
"Bad Touch"
Parody Song Title:
"Hanukkah"
The Lyrics
I'd appreciate your input.
It's Kesliv, It's Kesliv, On the twenty-fifth day.
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Torah talks about.
So put your chamica on your head, and I'll bet you'll feel nuts.
Yes, I'm Moses. Yes, I'm Ishmael and you're in a synagogue.
You've had enough of wafer crust. Hanukkah's rough, when I am sick.
I want to dance, I want to sing, like in that old "Fiddler" flick
Come quicker than Talmud, yes, the body of the law. Celebrate Hanukkah, It'sa
hard to rhyme.
To open presents, light the candles, but I do it at the wrong time.
Do it now
You and me, celebrating Hanukkah.
We do it, like Jews do, like it all says in the bible.
The Menorah.
You and me, celebrating Hanukkah.
We do it, like Jews do, like it all says in the bible.
Wearin' dreidels now.
Food, the kind you eat on these darn Jewish days.
We're the lost children of Egypt, and we love to eat our latkes.
Celebration, want an explanation? Israel's not near the gosh-darn sea.
But we're by the Mediterranean Ocean, that's info from the Saducees.
So if you dance with your tights, thigh high, oh crud, you ate my sufganiyot.
Please turn it on, I want that music, like I hear at the Mitzvah.
So show me yours I'll show you mine, Jew's Time, watchin' our Adam Sandler.
Then we'll dance till' we drop, while the Syrians give me burrs.
Do it now
You and me, celebrating Hanukkah.
We do it, like Jews do, like it all says in the bible.
The Menorah.
You and me, celebrating Hanukkah.
We do it, like Jews do, like it all says in the bible.
Wearin' dreidels now.
You and me, celebrating Hanukkah.
We do it, like Jews do, like it all says in the bible.
The Menorah.
You and me, celebrating Hanukkah.
We do it, like Jews do, like it all says in the bible.
Do it now
You and me, celebrating Hanukkah.
We do it, like Jews do, like it all says in the bible.
The Menorah.
You and me, celebrating Hanukkah.
We do it, like Jews do, like it all says in the bible.
Wearin' dreidels now.
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Pacing: | 2.8 | |
How Funny: | 3.3 | |
Overall Rating: | 3.2 | |
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Total Votes: | 83 |
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