Song Parodies -> "Letter to the Weasleys"

Original Song Title:

"Ballad of Chasey Lain"

Original Performer:

"Letter to the Weasleys"

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The Lyrics

My first parody after a long break, so I may be a bit rusty

Dear Ron Weasley
Your sister's Sleazy
But she's still quite hot.
I just wanted to know
Cos I like her so
Can you please get her with me

She got with Neville yeah
Her and Mike Corner
And then she was with Dean
She likes Harry P
She's had a lot of guys Ronnie
Why ain't she with me

Dear George Weasley
What's it like really
To be all alone now
I just want you to know
That I liked Fred though
How could she kill him off

Your twin Brother is dead
Charlie's got cool hair
And Bills with a hot Bird
Percy is Nerd
Who'll fill the second bed Georgie
Don't tell me it's Lee

Mrs Weasley
You husbands a creep
But he's alright you know
I'd better warn you though
Your house might just blow
The man he is quite mad

He has a lot of junk
Rather like your trunk
And yes I mean you bum
Don't get mad like Ron
Just because Ginny prefers me
To his mate Harry

Help me

Ron and Bill can you help me
It's your mother, she going mad
I only said shes fat
I only said shes fat

Help me

Ron and Bill can you help me
It's your mother, she going mad
I only said shes fat
I only said shes fat

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