-> "The Cig Song"
Original Song Title:
"Bad Touch"
Parody Song Title:
"The Cig Song"
Parody Written by:
Teckhardt
The Lyrics
I'd appreciate your input
Sweat, maybe, sweat, maybe we aren't the best dang cigs, and you do the kind of
thing that only Surgeun General talks about, so put you're mouth on my rear, and I
bet you'll feel akward. Yes I'm bad for you yes I cost a lot but heck you dont really
care. You've had enough of a simple puff, you want death you're out of bounds I
want you liable want you cryiable like some mexican bloodhounds death is quicker
than UPS it doesn't take an educated guess you make me inclined to rise to mass
marketing like Sears, you don't give a dime.
Do it Now
Me and my buddies ain't nothing but camels, so lets do it like we do give you heart
cancer wreck you're enamel
do it again now
Me and my buddies ain't nothing but camels, so lets do it like we do give you heart
cancer wreck you're enamel
Wreck you're lungs now
Smoke the kind you cough in while in a subway, like the Clinton scandal gotta
listen to what he has to say. Enphasyema want their routinea? They want to be
down in you're lung area They've got this theory that you're money will loosen with
a bit of nicotine about you're life they don't care. If you capsize the guys they prize
They don't have a life way down yonder if you ponder either does the company So
show us you'res we'll show you ours like mars you'll hate it just like cow and you
can't pull away now because you're addicted.
do it now
Me and my buddies ain't nothing but camels, so we'll do it like we do lung cancer,
wreck you're enamel.
Just a minor thing now
Me and my buddies ain't nothing but camels, so we'll do it like we do lung cancer
wreck you're enamel.
get smokin' now
me and my buddies ain't nothing but camels so lets do it like we do, lung cancer
wreck you're enamel.
just a minor thing now
me and my buddies ain't nothing but camels so lets do it like we do, lung cancer,
wreck you're enamel
do it now
me and my buddies ain't nothing but camels so lets do it like we do, lung cancer,
wreck you're enamel
just a minor thing now
me and my buddies ain't nothing but camels so lets do it like we do, lung cancer,
wreck you're enamel.
get crackin' now
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