Woo Hoo Hooooo!
Woo hoo hooooo!
I just turned the TV on
At 2 hours to dawn
Guess who was standing there
The advertising bear!
They nagged about their crap
But I couldn’t take a nap
‘Cause now the deal is done…
I’m getting two for one!

I was gonna watch a movie
I was gonna catch TV
I was gonna do anything but
Be transfixed by NBC
But that reading light, has let them win the fight
Stares at the lifeless screen
And learns, to cut...
my fruit cuisine. By…

Paid Programming
Vince’s hair is jamming
I cried for Billy Mayes
I love to hear their clichés
Before The Price Is Right
I love to hear them recite
And I need this to survive
Just 19, 19, $19.85

Woo Hoo Hooooo!
($19.85)
Woo Hoo Hooooo!

I know all the classics
I love my Slap Chop
The Space Bag, and my Shamwow
I can’t find them in a shop
I always wear my Snuggy
It’s great in places buggy
I can now get a hand
If I fall and cannot stand

I love my powerchair, it gets a free repair
And using my clapper, makes me look oh so dapper
With my shower grip, I never ever slip.
I always quote the phrase: But wait! There’s more!
(I get cash for gold ore!)

With Paid Programming
Vince’s hair is jamming
I cried for Billy Mayes
I love to hear their clichés
Before The Price Is Right
I love to hear them recite
And I need this to survive
For 19, 19, $19.85

Woo Hoo Hooooo!

The store value: Eighty Bucks
But it’s just $9.99 so I still can buy that tux
$19.90? Not even twenty!
Will you ever stop, stop, STOP (tick tick tick) doubling the bid?

Paid Programming
Vince’s hair is jamming
I cried for Billy Mayes
I love to hear their clichés
Before The Price Is Right
I love to hear them recite
And I need this to survive
For $19.85

Woo Hoo Hooooo!

Paid Programming
Vince’s hair is jamming
I cried for Billy Mayes
I love to hear their clichés
Before The Price Is Right
I love to hear them recite
And I need this to survive
For 19, 19, $19.85