-> "Dodgeball Never Ends"
Original Song Title:
"High School Never Ends"
Parody Song Title:
"Dodgeball Never Ends"
Parody Written by:
K@
The Lyrics
One class, you know for sure,
Is all you've got to endure
With all the total jocks,
The whole athletic flock.
So full of themselves and too muscular.
Then the gym teacher calls,
for his favorite group of boys to go get the dodgeballs!
That's when you see the teams starting to form,
And you're not picked till the end,
Time slows to a crawl.
The whole gym class is way too obsessed
With who's always out and who throws hardest,
And who dodges well, they all can tell,
I'd rather be in art, where I could just sketch.
'Cause I don't throw with the right form,
And I don't have very nice friends.
I just wan to hide in a corner until class ends...
But dodgeball never ends.
Dodgeball never ends!
Oh Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh
HEY!
Oh Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh
HEY!
Check out the baseball guys,
If I get hit, man, I'm gonna die.
I think my best friends coming after me,
I really gotta find some cover, I can hardly breathe.
It's like the only thing that matters,
Is making the enemy bruised and battered.
My team keeps dissapearing 'til there's only a few,
I'm really glad that I know how to move.
Now I'm the only one left on my team,
I think I just need a lazer beam,
Then I actually catch a ball they drilled at me,
And throw it at the backboard...
Now my whole team comes back!
The whole gym class is way too obsessed
With who's plain skilless, and who throws hardest,
And who dodges well, they all can tell,
I'd rather be in art, where I could just sketch.
'Cause I don't throw with the right form,
And I don't have very nice friends.
I just wan to hide in a corner until class ends...
But dodgeball never ends.
Dodgeball never ends
Oh Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh
High School Never Ends
The whole gym class is way too obsessed,
With who's plain skilless and who throws hardest.
Who dodges well, and they all can tell,
I'd rather be in art where I could just sketch.
But today I saved the game,
And it's earned me a bit of fame,
Except now the other team blames me for that win...
Dodgeball never ends.
Dodgeball never ends
Oh Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh
Dodgeball never ends
Oh Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh
Dodgeball never ends
Oh Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh
Here We Go Again
Oh Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh, Oh Oh Oh-Oh
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