8 o'clock Saturday night and I'm waitin'
To finally eat some food a little hotter than me
It's called pizza it's a food with peperoni
It's got a stuffed crust but I'm not quite sure what that means

And when it cooks
All the cheese blows and the chefs sing
It doesn't hear me sing

'Cause it's watchin' chefs cook
Creamin over noodles
Listening to popcorn pop
Dinner tables in it's eyes

It's like a bad movie
It's goin' through me
If you were me then you'd be
Screamin' someone feed me
As I fail miserably
Tryin' to get the food all the hungry people want
It's the food all the hungry people want

It likes Easy Mac and I like Fanta orange
It's kitchen pantry's full of toppings that are not half bad
It said it'd like to score some bacon and anchovies
It'll never know that I'm the best that it'll ever have

And when it cooks
All the cheese blows and the chefs sing
It doesn't hear me sing

'Cause it's watchin' chefs cook
Creamin over noodles
Listening to popcorn pop
Dinner tables in it's eyes
It likes it's potatoes mashed
And takes cooking class
Likes canadian ham
Deep dish is cooked in a pan

It's like a bad movie
It's goin' through me
If you were me then you'd be
Screamin' someone feed me
As I fail miserably
Tryin' to get the food all the hungry people want
It's the food all the hungry people want

There it goes again with tomato sauce and sausage in it's cheese
It broke my heart I wanna be sedated
All I wanted was to see it bakin'

Now I'm watchin' chefs cook
Tryin' to be a noodle
Listening to popcorn pop
Dinner tables in my eyes
I don't like potatoes mashed
And I don't take cooking class
All I got's balogna

It's like a bad movie
It's goin' through me
If you were me then you'd be
Screamin' someone feed me
As I fail miserably
Tryin' to get the food all the hungry people want
It's the food all the hungry people want
'Cause it's the food all the hungry people want