-> "1999"
Original Song Title:
"1985"
Parody Song Title:
"1999"
The Lyrics
Woohoohoo
Woohoohoo
Backstreet just hit the stores,
Pop was controlled by whores.
Woodstock for three days,
Techno was the dumbest craze.
Manson was freaking out,
With new stuff from No Doubt.
Best year of Ozzfest,
What happened to the rest?
Manson was an actress,
Or is he an actor.
Eminem had no class,
His "Role Model" was such as bore.
The disease HIV was the big enemy
The new one is West Nile,
I know "It's Been Awhile" since
Limp Bizkit and N'sync,
Some ole' slut named Britney.
There's Christina and Brandy
And a teenage singer, Mandy.
The Spice Girls were so cool,
But now those freaks are uncool.
Yes, I'm still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1999.
Woohoohoo
(1999)
Woohoohoo
There was new classics,
With really dirty lines.
With the first Matrix,
And our American Pie.
No one remembers "Stand",
And Primus was the band.
Korn right before the rap,
New Nine Inch Nails crap.
Where's the retro of the cell phone,
And who's the actor guy that is in the third Home Alone.
When did Prime time enlist Jerry?
Where is Dawson's Creek, gameshows,
(on the radio was)
Puff Daddy, who's nifty,
Now he is called P. Diddy.
There's Coal Chamber and Ozzy,
Return of Sabbath's kinda fuzzy.
All those kids in high school,
They say nu-metal's uncool.
Yes, I'm still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1999
Woohoohoo
These music types need to stop,
When did Green Day become classic rock?
And when did Snider start his directing,
Please make this stop
Stop!
And bring back
Snoop Dogg, O.D.B.
And bring back "Peaches and Cream"
There was Usher's ole' bee-bop
And the return of heavy hip-hop
All those kids in high school,
They say Eminem is cool.
Yes, I'm still preoccupied
With 1999
Limp Bizkit and N'sync,
Some ole' slut named Britney.
There's Christina and Brandy
And a teenage singer, Mandy.
The Spice Girls were so cool,
But now those freaks are uncool.
Yes, I'm still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1999.
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