Britney got hitched two times
Will can't sing worth a dime
Friends went off the air
Nobody really cared
Ashlee's reflux got blamed
Then there's that football game
Wardrobe malfunction
More trouble for her kin

Popularity for Atkins
Bodies transformed in The Swan
Balco helped with Barry's bat
Now is his glory gone?
The Red Sox won it all, Pacers and Pistons brawled
Looking back it is clear, who had a really big year

There's

Usher, and Kanye
Jay-Z and Beyonce
Jon Stewart, Dave Chappelle
And sequels doing very well
The Donald, and Paris
Democrats got embarrassed
But nothing much from Al Gore
In 2 thou, 2 thou, two thousand and four

It's the year of movies
That you hate or love
Mel Gibson's Passion of Christ
Fahrenheit 9/11
They locked out hockey
Didn't really affect me
Bush still loves Rummy
In spite of the prison's infamy

New Orleans Hornets just cannot win
It doesn't seem that we'll ever get Bin Laden
So-called morality destroyed Kerry
But that is over now
What have we heard on the radio?

There's

Usher, and Kanye
Jay-Z and Beyonce
Alicia, Maroon 5
Not Whitney who just cannot drive
Twista, and Green Day
Lil' Jon saying OK
And there was a whole lot more
In Two thou, two thou, two thousand and four

I wonder what am I
Going to witness in 2005?
I know somebody's gonna do something
But will it top...

Usher, and Kanye
Jay-Z and Beyonce
Jon Stewart, Dave Chappelle
And sequels doing very well
The Donald, and Paris
A big year for Ludacris
J.Lo marrying once more
In two thou, two thou, two thousand and four