-> "2005"
Original Song Title:
"1985"
Parody Song Title:
"2005"
Parody Written by:
crayon says go
The Lyrics
Woo -hoo x4
Debbie just hit the wall
Thinks she can have it all
One carbohydrate a day
That Atkins guy sure was great
Food pyramid's out the door
As of 2004
Gonna fight the man
60's all over again
Now she's gonna be an activist
She's gonna stop the war
She was gonna rock the vote
But that didn't get so far
She drives an SUV, just like the enemy
But she's against Big Oil
A liberal, and so loyal
She saw Britney
Kiss Madonna
Way before Kabbalah
There was Al Gore and Kerry
Both of whom failed miserably
Her parents
Not PC
They tell her that she's crazy
But they just don't understand
It's 2005
She's tried all the lattes
At least a hundred times
Moccacino, Macchiato
Even sprung for pumkin spice
She rocked out to Greenday
Not a big Dubya fan
She's pro-choice, pro-gay
Proud to go both ways
Where's her fairy tale?
Wheres her dream?
What happened to that revved up liberal team?
Wheres her fairy tale?
Wheres her dream?
How many times will she wonder
What happened to Kerry?
(chorus)
She's on the new route
Refusing to stop
Who cares if increased protein consumption causes gout?
Death to the fetus, bombs shouldn't be dropped
(Chorus x2)
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