-> "Weed All The Hot Girls Have"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want"
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				Parody Song Title: 
"Weed All The Hot Girls Have"
				Parody Written by: 
Brett Harris & Jody Allen
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			10 o'clock, Friday night and I'm drinkin' 
The cooler was just finished by my girl and me . 
Her name is Jona, she's a pothead with a lip ring, 
She carries a dime bag, but I'm not quite sure what that means
 
And when she talks, 
her breath really kicks oo yeah 
and she just cussed at me 
 
Cause she is stupid 
playin with sharp knives 
shes tryin to hump a bike petal
Turntables in her eyes
 
its like i'm smokin a doobie
She's passed out next to me
If u were me then u'd be screaming come on do me
As i fail miserably tryin to get the weed all the hot girls have
its the weed all the hot girls have
 
She likes exotic and I like straight refer
Her bong is packed with the tightest shit made
She said she'd like to do a driveby and a killing
She'll never know that it was the best grass I ever smoked
 
And when she talks, 
her breath really kicks oo yeah 
and she just cussed at me 
 
Cause she is stupid 
playin with sharp knives 
shes tryin to hump a bike petal
Turntables in her eyes
She likes it when its blunt made
Twisted tighter than a braid
Picking some good grass
For me and her to pass
 
 its like i'm smokin a doobie
She's passed out next to me
If u were me then u'd be screaming come on do me
As i fail miserably trying to get the weed all the hot girls have
its the weed all the hot girls have
 
there she goes again 
wit her dealing friends
all sell different trends
she had stuff that could get u erected 
take off your clothes and run around NAKED
 
now I'm acting stupid
playing wit sharp knives
trying to hump a bike petal
turntables in my eyes
and I don't got no blunts made
and I couldn't roll tight as a braid
all I do wrap
 
its like i'm smoking a doobie
She's passed out next to me
If u were me then you'd be screaming come on do me
As i fail miserably trying to get the weed all the hot girls have
its the weed all the hot girls have
It's the weed all the hot girls have
It's the weed all the cool guys need
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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