-> "The Villanova Song"
Original Song Title:
"1985"
Parody Song Title:
"The Villanova Song"
Parody Written by:
XUmusketeers
The Lyrics
Woohoohoo
Woohoohoo
The school on the main line
Program's not doin' fine
Can't beat Syracuse
In the Big East they lose
Not like the other four
Big 5 schools that can score
Only one achievement
That makes them arrogant
No player of the year there
Won't beat the ACC
A safety school for Penn
And La Salle's also ran
Almost killed the Big 5 when Georgetown took a dive
Look at their average team
It hasn't been alright since
Coach Rollie, Pinckney
The Herron boys and Bradley
They will forever be
Banished to the NIT
So long as Jay Wright is
Prowling on the sidelines
And they stay preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1985
Woohoohoo
(1985)
Woohoohoo
Can't win outside Philly
Away from the main line
Can't beat Connecticut
They lose every time
To BC they fall
Then lose to Seton Hall
They lost to Notre Dame
Oh what a crying shame
Where's the players that made the school great
And what's with these stiffs they've been getting as of late
When did the program implode quickly
Why did they get stuck with Lappas, Jay Wright
(And these hotdog kids)
Coach Rollie, Pinckney
The Herron boys and Bradley
They will forever be
Banished to the NIT
So long as Jay Wright is
Prowling on the sidelines
And they stay preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1985
Woohoohoo
They're not Duke stop trying
When you lose stop all your crying
When will you make it to the big dance
You simply will not
Not!
There's no more
Coach Rollie, Pinckney
The Herron boys and Bradley
They will forever be
Banished to the NIT
So long as Jay Wright is
Prowling on the sidelines
And they stay preoccupied
With 1985
Woohoohoo
Coach Rollie, Pinckney
The Herron boys and Bradley
They will forever be
Banished to the NIT
So long as Jay Wright is
Prowling on the sidelines
And they stay preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1985
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