4:00 at the snack bar, and I'm waiting
to finally talk to a guy a little larger than me
His name is Roger, he's a fat guy with a big butt
He wears his pants too tight and sadly I know what that means

And when he walks
His butt shakes so much, his pants fall down
Attractive as can be

He is sumo wrestling
Body slamming thin guys
Lookin' at those other ladies
Cheese Curls in his eyes

It's like an awful movie
But still lookin' groovy
If you were me, then you'd be
Screaming so much, you'd be
Failing bad, as much as me
Tryin' to get the guy all the fat chicks want
He's the guy all the fat chicks want

He likes the rappers, but I like Mariah Crey
His CD case is full of CD's that I so would call sin
He said he'd like to get some Pepsi with Doritos
He'll never know that I'm the one that could help him there...

And when he walks
His butt shakes so much, his pants fall down
Attractive as can be

He is sumo wrestling
Body slamming thin guys
Lookin' at those other ladies
Honeybuns in his eyes
He likes 'em really high class
Hundred dollar Denny's pass
Drivin' in a caravan
only thing he can fit in

It's like an awful movie
But still lookin' groovy
If you were me, then you'd be
Screaming so much, you'd be
Failing bad, as much as me
Tryin' to get the guy all the fat chicks want
He's the guy all the fat chicks want

There he goes again, with XL's on,
dandruff in his hair
He broke my heart, but he's still not hated,
I guess kind of creepy to see him naked...

Still, I tried sumo wrestling
Body slamming thin guys
listening to his music,
ice cream in my eyes
I think I'm sort of high class
I could buy a Denny's pass
I think I'm still in love (in love, in love)

It's like an awful movie
But still lookin' groovy
If you were me, then you'd be
Screaming so much, you'd be
Failing bad, as much as me
Tryin' to get the guy all the fat chicks want
He's the guy all the fat chicks want
He's the guy all the fat chicks want
He's the guy all the fat chicks want
He's the guy all the fat chicks want