Everyone votes and calls,
but they vote for them all,
each contestant sings,
they are the next big thing,
but only two can be,
at the big finale,
they yell a big "yea!"
and Ryan is so gay,
Paula is a singer she's always nice to them,
Randy says "Yo dogg" he's kinda mediam,
Simon is so mean he rips all of their dreams,
all of the judges fight,
nothing has been alright

(choras)
since Fantasia, Diana
Ruben beat Clay by a bit
Kelly beat Guarini,
now she's all over Mtv,
and Carrie thought twice,
who would knew she'd beat Bo Bice,
next season will not be dull,
Amer, Amer, American Idol

They sing all the classics,
but some forget the lines
and they get really scared,
when judges laugh or wine,
Kelly's in magazines,
where's all those other teens,
I want to watch tonight,
somethings are all right,

(Choras)

Ryan thinks he's so cool
Everyone thinks William Hung rules,
and when did Stevens make a Cd,
this is, this is, this is, crazy

(Chrorus 2x)