Woo Hoo Hooooo!

Woo Hoo Hooooo!

Shelby just hit the wall
She always read it all
One f**king book a day
Husband is N/A
Her books went out the door
When her house burned down.
She saved all of them
And left her dog to burn.

She was gonna be a writer
She was gonna be famous
She was gonna write some books
About dumb love stories.
Her new Windows PC, broke almost immediatly
Looks at her boring life
And nothin, has been...
ALL RIGHT since

Stacy, and Wanda
Way before your momma
There was YouTube and Bambi
And age was still a mystery
Her two books, by Nick Sparks
They tell her that her dog's dead
But she's still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1965

Woo Hoo Hooooo!
(1965)
Woo Hoo Hooooo!

She's seen all the classics
She knows every line
"Breakfast Club", "Pretty In Pink"
Even "Sixteen Candles"
She rocked out to Queen
Not a big Fall Out Boy fan
Thought she'd shake the hand
Of a member of Franz Ferdinand

Where's her dog's dead body, and her best books
And who the hell's that girl that's sitting next to Harris?
When did her period turn into menopause?
What ever happened to her books, she wrote,
That would make her big.

Stacy, and Wanda
Way before your momma
There was YouTube and Bambi
And age was still a mystery
Her two books, by Nick Sparks
They tell her that her dog's dead
But she's still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1965

Woo Hoo Hooooo!

She hates math, make it stop
The only guy she'll date has a nickname that no one gets
And when did he die, and push up daisies?
Please make him live, a-gain

Stacy, and Wanda
Way before your momma
There was YouTube and Bambi
And age was still a mystery
Her two books, by Nick Sparks
They tell her that her dog's dead
But she's still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1965

Woo Hoo Hooooo!

Stacy, and Wanda
Way before your momma (1965)
There was YouTube and Bambi
And age was still a mystery (1965) (Woo Hoo Hooooo!)
Her two books, by Nick Sparks
They tell her that her dog's dead (1965)
But she's still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1965