-> "Vag of Blood"
Original Song Title:
"Hand of Blood"
Parody Song Title:
"Vag of Blood"
Parody Written by:
Screams of Surprise
The Lyrics
There goes my underwear
Again soaked in red after I bled
And now it's gone!!!
Oh my god it has come back again
Every month it is killing me
I can't help that I am a woman
It's the moon that makes me feel dead
Vag of blood
I don't wanna feel my uterus breaking
Vag of blood
I don't wanna feel my armpits burning
I saw you look
I saw you look away
Is my anger too much to take
Or are you scared of being yelled at?
I saw you run
I saw you run away
Is puberty too much to take
Or are you scared of peeing bloody?
There's a stain on my pants and it's red!!!
Oh my god I am losing them
I can't help that I am a woman
And there's blood on my tush
Vag of blood
I don't wanna feel
My woman parts leaking
Vag of blood
But at least I'm not
Bearing a baby
I saw you look away
Is my B.O. too much to take
Or are you scared of smelling funny?
I saw you run
I saw you run away
Is puberty too much to take
Or are you scared of peeing bloody?
(solo)
Aaaah!!!!
I saw you look away
Are my cravings too much to take
Or are you scared of eating Funyuns?
I saw you run
I saw you run away
Is puberty too much to take
Or are you scared of peeing bloody?
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